I WANTED TO JOIN THE JUSTICE LEAGUE BUT THEY TOLD ME I SHOULD TRY OUT FOR THE SUICIDE SQUAD
I WANTED TO JOIN THE JUSTICE LEAGUE BUT THEY TOLD ME I SHOULD TRY OUT FOR THE SUICIDE SQUAD
Brayden Cox
Easton Hernandez
>SO I WENT TO THE SUICIDE SQUAD AND THEY SAID, "SORRY, NO PROFESSIONALS".
Andrew Jackson
No respect at all
Hunter Johnson
His shtick was never funny.
Adam Ross
AMANDA WALLER? I BARELY EVEN *KNEW* HER!
Isaac Thomas
I TRIED TO JOIN THE AVENGERS YOU KNOW WHAT THEY TOLD ME? "MAYBE THE FANTASTIC FOUR IS OPEN." NO RESPECT
Brody Smith
>I once went to Latveria for a job interview
>Doom took his mask off and said "Here buddy, you need this more than I do"
>No respect, no respect at all
Mason Martin
>Even when I got famous I got no respect
>They made a cartoon about a shark in the 70s who used my catchphrase that only lasted one season.
>It's still better remembered than my own cartoon with me as a talking dog!
Juan Kelly
Fuck off zoomer.
Austin Thomas
>I'm getting fat you know how I know?
>I was walking around suddenly something taps on my shoulder
>I look around Galactus is standing right there
>he gets spooked when he realizes I'm not a planet
>no respect none at all
Levi Price
>I tried to do a guest voice on Steven Universe
>They told me I as too off-model!
Hudson Scott
Why is Zig Forums one of the boards that has good Rodney Dangerfield threads? I saw people try it on some other boards, most of them sucked. I can't even remember which one was good.
Justin Johnson
The only good one I saw on Zig Forums was "I tried to buy a painting from Hitler when he was a desperate artist; he told me he wasn't that desperate".
Andrew Diaz
>Reed Richards, better known by his moniker Mr. Fantastic, published a tell-all memoir this week exploring the meaning of scientific progress in an increasingly technological and fantastical world.
>The book is titled "Of course OJ Simpson did it."
Jack Brooks
>I tell you, ya gotta look after your health
>A girder almost fell on me
>Neither Flash showed up
Christopher Anderson
>Even my own family doesn't give me respect
>My nephew got bitten by a radioactive spider
>He used his powers to make money and let a criminal get away who shot me
>He still used them to make money afterwards
>No respect at all...
Josiah Young
Top kek
Brandon Green
>I went on a blind date with a girl from Bizarro world
>After the meal she said "Me am think this going to work out, you handsomest man me ever seen!"
>No respect at all, I tell ya!
John Martin
>Why, even the supervillains don't give me any respect!
>Two-Face's coin landed on the good side
>He still shot me
>I asked him why
>He said that was the nicest thing anyone could do for me!
Lucas Green
Seriously.
Jacob Cruz
>I was walking around New York when I heard a commotion
>I look to my right and see the unstoppable Juggernaut charging through the streets
>right before he hits me he stops and turns around
>no respect I tell ya
Elijah Cruz
Awesome one.
Joseph Sullivan
>When I ran into the Joker, he spared my life!
>I asked him, 'why'?
>He said my life was too good a joke to kill!
>No respect I tell ya, no respect at all!
Kayden Sullivan
>I had a lousy childhood, I tell ya...
>You know, when I was a kid I thought I was a mutant!
>Yeah, because I could make my parents disappear!
Nicholas Moore
>I tell ya, I was a latchkey kid!
>My parents tried to get Bruce Wayne to adopt me. They told him I was an orphan!
Aiden Nelson
>Even posting anonymously on Zig Forums I get no respect!
>I storytimed The Unfunnies
>They said the comic was the least offensive part of the storytime!
Owen Kelly
>Batman and Robin? Sounds like a night out in Harlem!
Logan Morgan
Today I will remind them.
Carter Bailey
>I heard a million ants disguised themselves as rice and robbed a Chinese restaurant.
>The police are looking for suspects.
>My money's on the guy who can control ants with his mind.
Mason Price
>I used to read comics
>I still do
>But I used to too.
Leo Moore
Mason Carter
So a Green Lantern ring shows up at my door with one a does lil Guardian fellas
Ring says "You have great Will Power"
I say to the lil fella "How can ya tell?"
He says "We've seen your ex wife!"
Gavin Sanders
All I remember about this film is pissing on a Christmas tree.
Lincoln White
>Hickory Dickory Dock
>I saw Kamahla Khan suckin' my cock
>Beetle Blue
>Hey, he needed the money
>Hey it's great seeing broads in the comic shop
>They might actually learn somethin' about the character they're dressed as!
John Gomez
>Things you can say about superheroes you can't say about your girlfriend.
Landon Gray
>"I SEE PEOPLE CLAIMING THE X-MEN ARE A DANGER TO MANKIND"
>"IF YOU THINK THE X-MEN ARE BAD YOU SHOULD SEE THE EX-WIFE!"
Matthew Bailey
A SKRULL! LOOK, THERE'S A SKRULL!
Tyler Jenkins
>I tell ya I don't get no respect. The other day Batman asked me if I could help him with his new costume. Turns out he wanted to use my face to strike fear into the hearts of criminals.
Elijah Rivera
>Hey, good to see Janet Van Dyne is in the audience tonight. Do they call ya' ''Wasp'' because of all the black eyes Hank gives ya?
Zachary Gonzalez
Every single still of his face is gold.