>Dan vs. has a middle aged bitter pedophile as it’s main character.
What are the most unique protagonists in kids cartoons
Andrew Campbell
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Landon Green
I'm pretty sure Hortense is legal. She is of marrying age.
Camden Taylor
even if she wasnt, being attracted to a teen who went thru puberty doesnt make one a pedophile
unless youre referring to the age GAP, in which case its STILL creepy regardless of if she's almost legal or barely legal
Luis Diaz
Dan hada crush on her since the first season, when she was 14.
David Gray
Bentley Sullivan
dan's based. i like to think the burger guy did die of a heart attack and dan moved in like he planned.
Charles Reyes
I never watched Dan VS. but didn't that faggot get btfo by Zig Forums in the gym episode?
Dylan Gomez
>Old dude pop a heart attack once she poped those little titties out for the first time
>As he is siezing on the floor she is loving looking at a picture of Dan
>She gets to give him a great life
Eli Wilson
it's so romantic!
Anthony Adams
Yeah, I'm thinking pretty based
Eli Barnes
Dan is middle age? Pretty sure he's in his 30s at most
Luis Morris
dan's eternal rage will probably kill him in his fifties so for him he's middle aged
Brandon Howard
I refuse to rewatch this short because this whore married someone else besides dan and dan didnt get with anyone
Josiah Wright
haha looks like they made a cartoon about you Zig Forums haha lol
Jeremiah Diaz
Does Dan really deserve anybody, except Chris
Nathaniel Collins
Only shit she was that young?
Noah Harris
I enjoy that Dan Mandel still shitposts daily on the official Dan Vs facebook page to this very day.
Gabriel Green
>based
>literally how almost every reasonable person thinks
has the bar been dropped so low
Thomas Evans
Jesus Christ Henry
Caleb Wilson
Fourteen is fine?
Aiden Rodriguez
That's not true! Dan has a friend...
Juan Mitchell
again its not about age, its about appearance. if a 14 y/o went thru puberty and looks adult, youre not a pedo for being attracted to her
Jonathan Miller
I mean, she's still fourteen either way.
Asher Gomez
pedo cope
Gabriel Stewart
Absolutely he does plus i see alot of myself in him and i want a GF someday
Mason Thomas
There's no way Dan could be middle aged, he seems to be in his 20s
Chase Morris
>its ok to be attracted to (not ACT on ur attraction) to someone if they DONT look like a child
>so ur attracted to children??
why do i bother
Carter Gonzalez
Apparently he's around 38.
Brayden Reyes
>I never watched Dan VS
This is clearly a mistake, and you need to rectify it post haste. There's folders in the archive, and they're easy to find.
Charles Ross
>budding
holy shit
Logan Morris
It's the age of consent over here in most of the civilized part of the world.
Carson Jenkins
bit of a newfag, what archive
Robert Foster
boards.4channel.org
every board has an archive of past threads. search for mega threads one of them probably has dan vs
Jaxon King
Go here and read the OP.
Also, filter the namefagging retard instead of listing to his shitty bait advice.
Hunter Edwards
im guess none were posted this time round?
Lucas Clark
I think it's more unique that he was on-screen raped by a grizzly bear.
Gabriel Young
Read the OP in the thread I linked, you doublenigger. If you still can't find the ARCHIVE then you're beyond help.
What Namefag McRetard linked you to is not actually an archive, it's just where dead threads on blue boards stay for a week before getting deleted.