Zig Forums humor thread
Dude....
Smoothbrain
This is what we call a shill slide thread. Ive told you nogs for years these threads were just clever free slides but noo
rekt
Lmfao
Zig Forums is full of sociopaths
Lmfao
Bump
great film. Africa Addio if anyone is interested
This is classic subversion, and ive been seeing it alot lately especially with the 'humor threads'. They're just out to paint Zig Forumsacks as heartless and cruel, while in reality we only love our own people and want to see them prosper and continue existing.
fuck off shill
One less terrorist
Stfu faggot
fuck off pussy memeflag
yikes. ok you had your psycho moments can we have a normal humor thread now plz
Even a sandnigger doesn't deserve to be like that.
>t. shlomo
Why is that humorous to you? You can feel the mans pain through the photo as he holds his son in emotional agony. Why?
Go back to discord tranny
You have COMPLETELY misunderstood the idea of Zig Forums. Zig Forums is not "hey guys take a look at this funny link ha ha." Zig Forums is not Facebook's whiteknighting. Zig Forums is not Reddit, Tumblr or 9gag.com. Zig Forums is a place for people to be monsters. Disturbing, cold, heedless monsters that they really are. Tsunami kills people in Asia and we laugh. Psychotic emo fulfills her sick desires with her cat and we laugh. A man rapes his grandchildren, we laugh and demand more. Suicide, foul play, genocide- we laugh. Racism, sexism, discrimination, xenophobia, rape and unfounded wrath- we laugh.
We are cruel; we do not forgive; we do not forget; we are the real face of the internet.
What a fag
That's the same film as Africa: blood and guys right?
thank you user
posts a Humor thread, replies shill with a normie pic. Lurk moar newfag
I finally did it. I out-pizza'd the Hut. It was the greatest mistake of my life.
After years of perfecting my recipe, I made my way down to the local hut, fresh-baked pizza pie in hand. "Try this," I told the kid working the counter. He did, and he had to agree that it was better than anything Pizza Hut had to offer. Soon, the entire store, customers included, was feasting on my delicious pie. The manager walked over, grabbed a slice, and took a bite. I look at him, anticipation rising. This was the boss, the local fief lord of the Hut. His approval meant more to me than all the rest combined. He took a bite and nodded. "I'll be damned," he said, "you really did it. You out-pizza'd the Hut. Shame." Shame? What did he mean by tha- the manager pulled a gun out from behind his apron and shot the nearest customer in the head. "We have a Code Jalapeño," he said into his wrist as he executed the remaining customers. "I repeat, we have a Code Jalapeño." The ground was slick with blood. The kid working the counter choked out his dying breath as the manager turned to me. "You just had to do it motherfucker. You just had to out-pizza the Hut." He shoved the gun in my face. I was too scared to fight, too scared to run. The manager pulled the trigger.
I'm a tranny because I don't find a kid with his head blown off funny ? Don't you think there's a limit or are you really that much of a piece of shit ? Call it a fucking gore thread then.
What's going on here?
OP eternally and permanently BTFO
thread hidden
Why'd he shoot the printer?
BLM!
Black Lexmarks matter!
He's trying to be an edgy retard. You know why faggot. Don't ask stupid questions
A click. The gun was empty. I threw a chair at the manager and scrambled out of the Pizza Hut, not even bothering to see if my missile hit its mark. I was closely pursued by the manager, who had gotten his hands on a deadly sharp pizza cutter. I suspected in his hands it would cut more than pizza. Somehow, I was able to get into my car and speed off, the manager cursing my existence as I left him behind. I took a deep breath. The manager was clearly psychotic. Yes, that was it, just a crazy man with a gun. It had to be. My phone rang. Sister. I picked it. "They're dead, she sobbed. They're all dead. M-mom, dad, Chris, Bill. Dead. They killed them all." I could barely understand her, so great were her sobs. "What do you mean? Where are you?" I asked urgently. "How is this possi-" a single gunshot sounded through my phone's speakers. Silence. Then, I heard a man's voice. "No one out-pizzas the Hut." He hung up. I drove down the empty county road, mind blank. I had nothing. They killed my family. I was alone.
At that moment I knew what I had to do. They took everything from me. Well then, I would take everything from them. Pizza Hut was so terrified of being out-pizza'd, they forgot there's one thing worse than a man with a recipe: A man with nothing to lose. I'll give them a limited time offer they won't be able to refuse: two bullets for the price of one.
With a free side order of pain.
That isn't funny.
...it's hilarious!
fuck you faggot nigger, I like that picture a lot
Based, get fucked redditors
Yeah :)
I like your style OP
Fuck the emotional faggots
Nice then yes I agree the film is great
wtf? Zig Forums is a board of peace faggot
glow somewhere else you nigger fed
Glad to see he never got "ahead" in life
Can't wait for the screenplay.
A riveting story of pizza, murder, revenge, with a hint of comedy.
pizza/hut Would read again!
You got btfo by those digits seethe tranny
There's already an edit? lol
Fuck off tranny
nice pasta faggot
NORMIES GET OFF MY BOARD REEEE
Are those actually made of kangaroo? We eat alligator meat over here. I mean I wouldn't think it was too odd if they are.
nah just edgy kids and incels
Checked quints
And yes. It DOES taste like chicken. The texture is a bit off though. It's best cooked fried imo.
HAHA
By far the best proof
Of why you wear a helmet
His brain left his head
Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
lmao
A webm of gore a day keeps the shills away
The bomb has been defused.
Counter terrorists win.
Fucking lost it.
checked
Yes it is tasty
A fluffy kind of chicken
Fried is the best way
Rename it to "Enforcing social distancing".
Funny you should mention that. I just ate some fried chicken. The breasts were juicy, and the buns were soft and warm. Afterwards, the division manager of Popeyes came up to my table and asked me how the meal was.I said I was satisfied, but the meal lacked a certain je ne sais quoi. He apologized profusely, and said he had something to show me that would make up for it.
He lead me to the back of the popeyes, to a room soaked from floor to ceiling in blood. In the center of it was a live horse, chained by all four legs to the structural supports of the warehouse like room. As I watched, employees of the popeyes cut large sections from the horse, which was whinneying and screaming in horror, the remaining sections of its body covered with festering sores and a froth of sweat.
The popeyes employees took the chunks of horseflesh and sliced them into pieces, then they rooted around through the bags of trash strewn around the room to find discarded chicken bones.
They quickly tenderized the meat with sledgehammers and fed it into a machine which formed the horsemeat around the bones, then they breaded and deepfried it.
I asked the division manager why he had led me back to this place, and he pointed at the steed's rump, the diseased asshole puckering rythmically with terror, squirting pus with each convulsion. "We're just about to use that section, would you like a crack at it first?"
I quickly unzipped my pants and wasted no time jamming my erect penis into the stallion's defenseless asshole. With each thrust, I donkey punched the horse in the back of the head, making it clench its ass even tighter. I came just as the horse died. I was delighted. Popeyes definitely went the extra mile to make me a satisfied customer.
he held a gun. probably told the owner to put the money in it.
I’ve only ever seen jews thinking that’s funny and posting these sick images.
Bait post faggot
DONT LOOK AT THE IMAGE GUYS
>Psychotic emo fulfills her sick desires with her cat and we laugh
reminder: Alinity did nothing wrong
I could get behind this movement. A printer has more utility than a nigger.
This is what happens when you put third worlders in the free world
Fumble, Fumblerooski, Fumbleaya
Fucking bully niglets.
You are a demonic kike, and you'll hang.
Based
Story?
do what mountain jew says. way better name
C-C-Checked
He insulted Israel (PBUH)
How do you think Ebbas parents felt?
nooooo not the heckin pali parasite... omg not the little sandniggerino without a brainio... Nooooooo why would people do this
Final redpill? The head was empty from the start.
oy veyy
Love those sped up memes. Give me more
>man
thats a fucking nigger. now his spawn wont grow up to be a terrorist