All of Zig Forums gets transported to into Super Mario 64, and the only way to get out is to beat bowser in the sky...

Does anyone have those drawings from the last time this thread was made, man those were funny, also there are underwater stars which would be impossible for us to get to unless we could create makeshift scuba gear

There's no way in hell I'd be able to beat Bowser so I'd probably just explore the worlds and stuff, maybe talk to some NPCs. Maybe I'd ask Bowser if I could become his minion.

we could also do mouth to mouth

That's where everyone is fucked. You can't get the upstairs key unless you do Dire Dire Dock.

Do I have marios abilities? Do glitches still work?

Shit would be easy as fuck till i get to the water part of the game cause
1. i can't swim
and
2. my fear of water levels in game came from mario so the min i get to the ocean part i will shit myself

there was an old thread where, if we still had irl physics, we would only be able to get about 60 stars with deaths. Levels like hmc and rainbow ride would be impossible without either engineering or tons of sacrifices.

You could gut one of the Goombah’s intestines, clean out all the shit in it, and use it as a breathing tube.
Depending on how many Zig Forums users who actually lift on this board are (probably not many lol) we might be able to beat Bowser with sheer force, there would be heavy causalities however

Do Goombas have intestines?

They have to eat user, what else would they have teeth for, there are probably some Mario Party mini games which have them eating

just make some spears from the trees and stab him in the eyes.

Damn I remember this. That thread went surprisingly in depth (pun not intended). Were there even screenshots?

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There are three scenarios

>we have marios abilities and the game physics apply. if stars are shared, bowser is defeated in hours
>we do not have marios abilities but game physics still apply. this is the worst scenario and we would probably all die.
>we do not have marios abilities but game physics do not apply. tripfags at the front using their tard rage to smash through the key doors as we head up to the 3rd floor. endless staircase might be an issue but if we eventually make it up we bash down the star door and storm bowser like world war z zombies.

pastebin.com/TivaQiUC

Here's a writeup I made like two years ago detailing all the stars and whether it's physically possible.

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Usually it ends up being the second option for these types of threads
drawfags made some art of the anons trying to beat it, I don’t know if they were saved though

>Zig Forums tries to speed run and half A-press their way to the end

Correction, the text file on my computer was last saved 8/28/2017, so three years ago. There's probably been a lot of tech found since then

You ruined my thread user, this was supposed to be a fun thread where we argue over what could be or couldn’t be done, there isn’t supposed to be a definite answer :(

>since everyone is slightly taller than mario
you give too much credit to Zig Forums

>pastebin.com/TivaQiUC
I'm not humans tackling Mario levels God or anything, if you've got better ideas/can refute me then feel free to

Unless I'm gifted Mario abilities, I'm just gonna do the most intelligent thing since I'm in the Mario universe.
>Talk to the toads on the first floor
>Ask where is Toad Town
>Get lead to Toad Town because Toads are nice guys
>They give me gear Mario uses so I can get his cap abilities
>However I still don't have his jumping abilities
>Ask where is Rosalina
>Only Daisy knows and Peach is still kidnapped
>Toads tells me to wait at the hotel as they prepare the pipe to use
>Fuck Toadette because boredom
>They fully prepare the pipe
>Use it
>Find Daisy and gives me a warp star to visit her
>Fucks Daisy as well because she's a degenerate
>Asks Rosalina to give me Mario jumping abilities
>She grants me it with a luma to aid me in battle
>Rosalina fucks me before I go because she's a degen with a mommy fetish
>Back at Peach Castle
>Easily get all of the stars
>Kick Bowser ass
>Peach thanks me with delicious cake and soon to be sex until Mario comes by and throws me far away into the sky as Peach says "Byebye [insert name]"

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That's mario kart64 op

There are lots yes.