Jesus
Jesus
Bet they were joggers
>be a worker at bestbuy
>thugs walk up to you and demand a ps5 at gunpoint
>give them a ps5
>now they demand ps5 games
>start sweating
How do I get out of this kind of situation?
>Oakland
What are the odds?
Say "OTHER GAME, ALL OF THE DAY BRO"
>posts on snapchat
Greetings fellow niggers, ps5 secured lmao
you already know what color they are. no surprise
point them to the ps3 aisle
Just point them to Cyberpunk 2077, which has gone gold
It's fine Sony will bail them out and reward them with a lifetime of PS+
>Living in the US
>Not owning guns
well there's your problem.
i just give him a movie
game companies can restock, zack
Playstation is the nigger console of choice. Zig Forums needs to accept that.
>HAHAHA LOOK I USED THE Zig Forums CODEWORD FOR A RACIAL SLUR I'M SO BASED AND REDPILLED!!!
Exactly. You're a fool not to be armed.
Lmao
I honestly hope you get hit by a bus in minecraft.
It's kind of sick they even reported it or brought it to public attention, this may put a minority life in danger and I'm pretty disgusted.
doesn't the console come with a bundled copy of Talladega Nights?
guess their race
Statistically it's pretty much impossible that it could be anyone but a nigger. Don't tell me you don't believe in science?
KEK
i can't wait til it turns out to be two white dudes and the Zig Forumsfags start crying
Time to dilate
Ayo gibs me dat PS5 white boy
Hand them over wagie!
My fucking sides
>Oakland
home
It takes -that- little effort to trigger basedfags
das racist!
You'll always lose this, because statistically you will see black men create more headlines for crime.
They just can't seem to work a job and pay for their consumer product.
Lets rob a nigger
Today on guess the race of the perpetrator....
Are you fucking retarded? The PS5 launched with a ton of games most notably demons souls
>pull out gun to defend your corporate overlords supply of video games
>get fired
based scalper chad making money out of snoyfags
Stores can be refilled, Zach.
Jeezo
>PS3 game
Based sony paying reparations to the black community.
you're literally told not to stop a robbery if it happens at your store and just to let them have what they want
About 90%
free rent
point to the blu-ray / dvd aisle
PS5 LIVES MATTER GREEN BOY
Were they niggers?
>no link
>no search results
Do you even Citizen
KEK
>being retarded enough to spend a grand on a scalped console
They literally do not have the facilities to not be scammed
>rob ps5
>no games to play
>go to jail
was it worth it?
It's ok. Sony and best buy are ok with looting.
this is like the opening to From Dusk to Dawn with the gas station clerk
We don't call PS players snoyggers for nothing.
I want to smash his fucking teeth out but im afraid he'll devour me if I get that close.
THAT'S ILLEGAL YOU AREN'T ALLOWED TO DO THAT
cant they be easily found when connecting to sony's servers?
how can i 'always lose' one isolated incident?
KEK my fucking sides
>HAHAHA LOOK I USED THE Zig Forums CODEWORD FOR A RACIAL SLUR I'M SO BASED AND REDPILLED!!!
Biden won
cope
Finna
we know they were simply by the fact that they left out the race, which they only do when it's joggers
if they were white they would have said so