Where were you when Javascript conquered every ecosystem under the sun?

Zachary Campbell
Zachary Campbell

Where were you when Javascript conquered every ecosystem under the sun?

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William Jackson
William Jackson

Is it just me, or is that first tweet nonsensical?

Aaron Edwards
Aaron Edwards

swiftonsecurity is a loser dude who pretends to be a girl and said he was a "sysadmin" even though he only worked an IT helpdesk position lmao

what a fucking poser, and he gives his shitty opinions on all things tech, even when he has no fucking idea what he's talking about

Lincoln Gutierrez
Lincoln Gutierrez

like he'll literally look up some shit on wikipedia or just read a preliminary article on a topic and then act like he's the fucking authority on the subject, and for some reason people actually listen to this phony

Owen Wilson
Owen Wilson

Wow user. Imagine being this butthurt.

Henry Robinson
Henry Robinson

Stay mad kid. He's right.
(((They))) always win. We always lose.

Easton Young
Easton Young

The year is 2050
Javascript is proclaimed as the new C
Windows 1 (the second reboot attempt) is entirely written as a node.js app
It's finally the year of the SystemD desktop

Gavin Ortiz
Gavin Ortiz

Windows 1 (the second reboot attempt) is entirely written as a node.js app

:D

Levi Russell
Levi Russell

You laugh, but this is the state of modern computing.
8ch needs a file extension to figure out what file format a PNG file is

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Asher Lee
Asher Lee

This looks like a hacker terminal from a 1990s movie.

Daniel Jones
Daniel Jones

Javascript is proclaimed as the new C
JavaScript is already the new C. Programs are being rewritten in the UNIX language JavaScript, just like they were rewritten from Fortran, Pascal, and other languages into C in the 80s and 90s. The C weenies had to "reinvent" threads and asynchronous programming too, even though they were important features of PL/I, Ada, and other languages many years earlier. C and JavaScript are being used in ways they were never intended for because incompetent "decision makers" believe the availability of "cheap" "programmers" overrides all other concerns. They think 15,600 interchangeable weenies are better than a few good programmers.

Date: Sun, 15 Nov 1992 17:55-0500
Subject: Re: [Re: Eliminate TCP Input Demuxing]



I'm just getting around to responding to this, with an
historical note which I cannot resist. Paul's paper is
a good, thorough, and competently done analysis, but
the conclusion takes me back about 14 years. Are we
always destined to reinvent the same stuff every N
years?

There is a well known effect in the computer architecture
community, which in summary states that all major
architectural mistakes must be and have been made at least
three times: once in the design of mainframes, once in the
design of minicomputers, and once in the design of
microcomputers. Perhaps a similar rule applies to operating
systems.

The same mistakes are made once in mainframe OS's, twice in
microcomputer OS's, and N times in Unix (tm) operating
systems. What seems surprising and different is that they
don't get fixed in Unix. Mostly people don't even realize
they ARE mistakes.

Charles Gomez
Charles Gomez

And it's made with js

Asher Price
Asher Price

C and JavaScript are being used in ways they were never intended for
like for example?

Charles Kelly
Charles Kelly

VS Code

Owen Murphy
Owen Murphy

GNOME extensions.

Ayden Butler
Ayden Butler

That was the idea behind it.

Dominic Morgan
Dominic Morgan

Javascript
The language where all numbers are floats
In a few years every bank is fucked.

Ian Gray
Ian Gray

Busy programming in Scheme.

Grayson Turner
Grayson Turner

holy shit is he me?

William Cook
William Cook

Windows 1
You wrote it wrong.
It's Windows One

Blake Ross
Blake Ross

Get punched /pol/

Hunter Garcia
Hunter Garcia

Playing videogames

Christopher Long
Christopher Long

pic
comfy tbh

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