Consider the fox

Lol, the Firefox is not related to the fox in any way, its a kind of panda. What a load of shit, stupid pakis.

Consider the fox. It’s known for being quick, clever, and untamed — attributes easily applied to its mythical cousin, the “Firefox” of browser fame.

A firefox is not a fox at all. It is another name for the ailurus fulgens, or red panda (which in fact is more closely related to weasels and racoons than to the panda).

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Consider the fox. It’s known for being quick, clever, and untamed — attributes easily applied to its mythical cousin, the “Firefox” of browser fame.
<implying pozjew isn't slow, stupid and locked down by sjw nonsense, google brownnosing and outright botnet in the form of (((studies))), and telemetry enabled by default.

untamed
<every single add-on must be kosher stamped by mozilla and regularly verified, to the extent that when their verification servers fuck up every single firefox user looses all of their add-ons and data associated with them within hours.
every single add-on can be removed by mozilla at any time and retroactively and forcefully removed by mozilla from a user's browser without their permission

The “Firefox” you’ve always known as a browser is stretching to cover a family of products and services united by putting you and your privacy first.
<everyone knows our browser is shit and it's free anyway so now we are going to inject (((services))) to goyfarm
Firefox is a browser AND an encrypted service to send huge files.
<Your browser is now a SaaSS goy
It’s an easy way to protect your passwords on every device AND an early warning if your email has been part of a data breach
<We now have all of your passwords on every device and your email addresses attached to them
Safe, private, eye-opening. That’s just the beginning of the new Firefox family.
<Everything you are is safe for our eyes goy
tech is beyond redemption

Have you taken the Lynxpill yet, mateys?
It's a tough pill to swallow! The Lynxpill was founded in 1992 by Sir Michael Grobe, who presents and narrates the attached website.
people.cc.ku.edu/~grobe/early-lynx.html
Forget firefox and chrome pills, Lynxpills are the way of the future.
Image related. Please leave your questions, comments, and concerns below about this radical old paradigm of browsing!
Swallow the Lynxpill today! Firefox pills are for fedora fucking using faggots, chrome pills are for the ignorant masses. Ignore all the epin Zig Forums maymays, this one is the real deal.

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The more things change

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That's not at all what happened. It was a major fuckup, but it was not a remote killswitch. Look up certificate expiration.

If certificate revocation has the same effect, it is a killswitch.

That was a jab at Lucent.

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The file name says that dummy

What a load of bullshit on mozilla article. Who's gonna read that kind of bullshit besides fags, trannies, pajeets, jews?!

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What a load of bullshit on mozilla article. Who's gonna read that kind of bullshit besides fags, trannies, pajeets, jews?!
You

Basically, even the most sympathetic possible take on the situation is "this was a stupid idea, we told you why it was a stupid idea before you did it, after you ignored us it inevitably backfired exactly the way we said it would, and you responded by doubling down".

no u