Brit/pol/ #2759: Honk Honk Edition

Brexit: Tory support collapses to lowest level in six years
thetimes.co.uk/article/brexit-tory-support-collapses-to-lowest-level-in-six-years-9vt8gf9hg

Judge summoned for jury duty at hearing he would conduct
theguardian.com/law/2019/apr/16/judge-summoned-for-jury-duty-at-hearing-he-would-conduct

Notre Dame: €600m raised to help restore fire-damaged Paris cathedral
thetimes.co.uk/article/brexit-tory-support-collapses-to-lowest-level-in-six-years-9vt8gf9hg

Extinction Rebellion London protest: Arrests top 200
bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-47945397

Labour pledges to scrap primary Sats if elected
bbc.co.uk/news/education-47950985

Mum's agony after son is stabbed to death in place she thought he would be safe
mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/mums-agony-after-son-stabbed-14370844

FATAL PLAY FIGHT: First pic of dad, 48, ‘killed after teenage son punched him in play fight outside nightclub’
thesun.co.uk/news/8877794/

NO DEAL? ‘No chance’ of Brexit trade deal if Irish peace process is threatened, Democratic House Speaker warns
thesun.co.uk/news/brexit/8877751/

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

new Notre Dame pic

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Remember reading about that ages ago, they'd found a bacteria that eats plastic but were going to study and test it before releasing it again. Just searched for it and there are a few articles going back a few years about it, doesn't seem if anything major has happened about it though.

Sounds too much like a solution.

For Kim joy.

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for deano

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lads, why haven't you started your own Gnu/farm yet?

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she looks like a muppet tbh

Labour party btfo


kek


Eventually a bacterium will evolve the ability to digest all that plastic. Probably. May take a few million years though.

know a bloke like this he isn't british

Funny how all those science-worshipping redditors aren't pushing more for it to be done.

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bacteria reproduce rapidly so would evolve very quickly. there are already naturally occurring bacteria that can eat nylon.
but it would still probably take millions of year for them to eat it all. smh

pretty sure if they ever develop this it will evolve and wipe out mankind somehow

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that's a lovely idea.

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depends on how the bacteria transmits,

Well it's a solution that doesn't fit with their politics, of mass government control to limit people's actions.

The Japs found bacteria that evolved to eat a type of bacteria back in 2016, it has been studied and found to work at 30 degrees Celsius.

*evolved to eat a type of plastic

I think part of the problem is that plastic is a pretty broad term for a lot of different molecules and any bacteria or fungus would need to develop a whole metabolic cycle dealing with the various chemicals produced along the way.


Because they've forgotten about it. It's the government's job anyway, and if the government doesn't think so then we need a few more protests demanding the government sorts it out.


Hope so.


Pretty cool tbh

this tbh
"plastic" is so board its like saying "metal". you say plastic but do you mean a poly ester, poly amide, poly carbonate, poly styrene, polysaccharide, etc ?
we should have switched to starch based plastics for bottles and the like years ago, as they bio degrade and not the memi bio degrade as in turn into very fine particles but they can actually be eaten by microbes because its just starch.

Really wish I had a few families with me so we could go to the frontier and build our own town far away from old world degeneracy.

pretty much explained how it could happen right there

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we're well overdue for a mass extinction tbh

Reminder that no matter how much we ruin our environment it will eventually recover, though we may not.

I'd take something that breaks down a compound or mixture we produce over nothing tbh.

*breaks it down into worse chemicals

Fresh Autism

fresh iconoclast

To those lads who were discussing pollution and the potential collapse of the food chain, there's a verse in the Book of Isaiah that says the earth will "wax old like a garment" before the end comes.

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Steve live on Irish Radio

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Now post the ambiguous sex one

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Steve is the best pastor since Big Ian tbh.

not comfy and very tiring tbh

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They're simply showing that they're on the devil's side, as always.

If it was the scoobydoos they really know what they are doing

Why does he have a shield, was he playing Oblivion the entirety of the time he was in the slammer?

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AD&D 2e and D&D 3E/3.5 while sperging over soggy cornflakes.

Baganism begins with B

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*goes further down the lammy hole*

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Careful lad, it gets awfully dark down there. Pitch black

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i cant help it lad, it's abbot tier but it just keeps getting more absurd

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He sincerely blames that his skin colour gives him moral authority over everyone and everything in this country. That's why he seems so delusional. I bet in the Westminster bubble, absolutely nobody dares to challenge him, so he gets more and more deranged

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Objectively wrong

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Hey lad, I was told by a secret admirer to send you this

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Actually correct.

Hope you washed your steak lad.

Done

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what's wrong with you, lads?

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We aren't nonces.

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How nice of them

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it wasn't me, lad, it was somebody with a vagina

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God I love black people

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tbh I've tried every way possible and top is sous vide for two hours at 54 degrees then sear and rest.
Next is over charcoal, baste and rest
Then the cast iron skillet, plus oven (for nice thick striploin) and baste/rest.

That goes without saying lad ffs, as I said above charcoal is the best for maillard reaction flavour. But that's not an every day job.

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lad no

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>Scandinavian """"""""Cuisine"""""""

>puting jam with meat balls and over boiled milk that looks like poo called "Cheese"


Even the Dutch and Germans have better food.

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I am such a picky eater I am going to die if there is ever a collapse smh

What kind of things do you like to eat?

Ever eat wood cock, pigeon or pheasant?

Yes to two of those

You'd be fine tbh, some seasonal home grown veg and some hunted meat, job done.

Red pill me on man bags

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I'm a very picky eater and I get sick of food very quickly. I can barely eat anything anymore. I haven't ate a vegetable in about a decade, and I barely eat fruit. I'm rather proud of it tbh. I don't like sweets or chocolate - I find them too sweet and I need to drink water to get rid of the taste. Double cream is the only sweet I like. I eat so little I shit like once a week and it's either a fucking solid rock or flaming hot diarrhoea. I'm slowly dying,

It's the other lad that said he's too picky to survive a collapse. Don't think I'd be like that. I know that all food starts to become delicious when you're extremely hungry, I just also like to eat fancy stuff during this era of plenty

no


meat with salt, onion rings, chips but I am starting to not like them too now, the cold chips I had weeks ago really left a taste that won't go away. Sweets, crisps. I don't like sauces, vegetables and all the unnecessary extra things people put on their food.


smh I wish I didn't like sweets. Are you on the nopoo?

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gay unless you're a postie

No lad. I actually use shampoo and conditioner but I only shower about once a week. Surely it's a memi?

well I don't use shampoo and that other stuff. I meant no pooping

i just bought one

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fat people donning them is hilarious

oof lad digits are coming up

Is that actually a thing? I only poo when I feel the need to. I doubt holding in your poos will do you any good.

GENDER REVEAL QUADS

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smh

goddamn it

good lad

you hold your poo in until you have absorbed all the energy and then sweat out the waste