Jamaican sheboon who nigged her way onto the bench has ruled Trump has to babysit an ISIS terrorist, maybe read him a bedtime story
Washington DC – A nigger judge from Jamaica has used her unaccountably high position of power in the federal bench to rule that the Trump Administration has no authority to transfer an American-Saudi dual citizen who fought for ISIS to another country’s jurisdiction. Apparently forgetting who the fuck is in charge here, the Honorable Tanya S. Chutkan **Negress, Esq.* ruled that the Department of Defense must keep the Allahu Akbar in custody, regardless of circumstances.
The jihadi in question is some sandnigger identified in court papers only as John Doe, because this is a common Saudi name. The raghead psycho got clipped fighting Based Assad by a pro-US militia, which means fuck-all since the US is aiding eleven fucking factions in Syria at the moment, including ISIS. Tl;dr: nobody knows shit about the guy, except Trump wants to ship him somewhere for nut sack electrolysis, except he can’t now because a nig foreigner says he can’t.
Judge Chaka Khan has quite a biography herself. Born in Niggertown, the capital of Caribbean Niggerania, she decided early on to soak up gibs from de onliest place dat’s wurf it man – the US. After using affirmative action and possibly pussy to get through her education at some shitty East Coast diploma mill, she became an exciting diversity hire at the lawfirm run by David Boeis, a.k.a.: the DNC lawyer other DNC lawyers point to when they argue that they aren’t all that sleazy.
On taking power, King Nigger appointed her to the bench in his usual way – by creating a wholly new judicial seat for her and then asking Harry Reid to invoke cloture to rail her the fuck through confirmation hearings before she could stupidly let the cat out of the bag about her real qualifications.
Her judicial history is a massive piece of work too. In 2014, she took a short break from casting gris-gris at her many enemies to rule in the case of American Society for Testing and Materials et al. v. Public.Resource.Org, Inc. The details of which are fucking boring, but it ended with her ordering documents deleted forever from the internet.
When questioned as to why she thought deleting trade documents from the internet would even come close to working, Her Honor replied by dragging hard on a foot-long spliff and telling reporters:
>Esaay, mon. Dis be ain't shit, brutha, dig it? Dem canopus be all like WAHHHHHHH
and then she shit her pants.
Even fucking better, last summer Judge Chukka-chukka was presiding over the case of Imran Awan, the Paki spy who worked for that nice Wendy Schultz lady. As a lawyer, she represented a biotech company called Theranos, which hired our friends at FusionGPS to threaten journalists investigating their fraud case. She really must have fucked up, too, because Theranos had to pay $200 million in compensation.
Enough backstory – what the fuck is this invader doing telling the President he can’t black-van an ISIS fighter?
Judge Chapstick has her reasons for protecting ISIS fighters this way. Reminder that ISIS works for Israel and the Deep State, which is practically Judge Nigger’s patron saint, given how shockingly unqualified she’s been for every job she’s ever held.
It goes without saying that the kikes are euphoric after this reversal of Demon Drumpf’s dark will:
>"The ruling is a victory for the rule of law," ACLU attorney (((Jonathan Hafetz))) said.
