HAPPENING JEW EXPLODE IN LONDON

HAPPENING JEW EXPLODE IN LONDON
FIREBALL! Thirty injured in explosion at Jewish celebration in London as mobile phone sparks fireball
Hundreds gathered in Stamford Hill, London for Lag BaOmer - where handsets were tossed into bonfires 'as a warning against the evil of SmartPhones'
UP to 30 people have been injured in an explosion during a Jewish celebration - sparked by mobile phones being thrown to the flames.
Hundreds gathered in Stamford Hill, London for Lag BaOmer - an annual event that incorporates bonfires.
Dramatic footage shows a fire about to be lit, as revellers sing in the background just metres away.
Suddenly there is a massive explosion as flames erupt over the entire crowd.
London Ambulance Service and the Jewish volunteer ambulance service Hatzola attended at around 11pm.
Both said they treated "multiple patients" for burns.
Around ten people are believed to have been hurt by the flames, with a further 20 people injured in the scramble to get away, according to Jewish news website Yeshiva World.

thesun.co.uk/news/6198267/explosion-at-jewish-celebration-lag-baomer-london-bonfire/
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THIS IS THE GOYIM'S FAULT SOMEHOW

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Why jews can have their own police and amubulatorial services?

The number burned has just been updated to over 6,000,000.

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That's the kinda news I've been waiting since what feels like forever. While it's not that big of a thing, it at least is a start.

The "vaunted" Jewish intelligence, gentlemen.

an actual holocaust. They didn't meme responsibly.
With luck, that 6 gorillion figure will be realised

to those who have access to cheap mobiles and have a guerrilla mindset.. take note at what some old ass phones can be used for.

KEK, twice as many jews stampeded by jews scrambling to get away from the oven.

OY VEY GET THE SPLC ON THE LINE, LITHIUM ION IS ANTI SEMITIC

SHUT IT DOWN

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Batteries explode, what were they thinking?

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Have we started the fire?

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dummies

I guess they did in a way show that smartphones are dangerous.

top kek

YID TV

kek top kike

Finally bringing in all the vehemently anti-jewish immigrants has paid off a bit.

And philosemites like jordan peterson say jews have high IQ
If they couldn't think of removing batteries beforehand, they're no smarter than arabs

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Israel's average IQ is literally in the double digits.

There is an incredible amount of energy stored in those batteries. A large color screen, an antenna, and multi-core CPUs, running off something that's about 2 square inches. What the FUCK did these stupid fucking kikes think was going to happen when they tossed it into a fire?

OY VEY OVER 6 MILLION JEWS WERE BURNED IN THE MOTOROLA

This better not become a thing. I don't think my sides could take it

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Nope
Totally one hundred percent stupid semitic fault
I'm laughing my ass off

Sieg Heil

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DRUID'S FIRE INITIATION

The Samsung Option

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mein sides

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And of course the kikes are slamming the servers.

LMFAO

LOL

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Of course you just know they are going to sue manufacturers for not specifying to not throw the crap into jewish fires. Because they are different and shekels and stuff.

androidchwitz

Hey, it's moishe's fault he didn't read and understand the product before use. :^)

Horseshit, you're better off clubbing a kike like a baby seal.

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Dunno what it's like in other countries but it says not to have near fire in the manual in like 50 different languages, and I think there is a symbol on the box

My grandfather was injured in this attack. I'm still having flashbacks of going through this traumatic experience.

The jews of the east stopped with the user serviceable batteries a while ago as well as soon as they saw people put up with the apple bullshit.

Oy, you dirty antisemite, the jewish people's fire is holy and not the same. How dare you try and conflate the two.

iPogrom

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The Motorolacaust
The iShoah

so you are insinuating that a collection of old phone batteries that one can easily aquire could not be used to make a big boom as in op's story related?

NOKIAVETCHING

Jews shouldn't be allowed to congregate.
It's for their own safety.

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Oy vey, Iran did this. Miniature tactical nukes in the form of batteries, invade please.

Funny

Kikes are so fucking stupid. Hope they're permenantly scarred, that way they're even uglier than they already are. Let em get a taste of what Hellfire will be like.

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I'm not insinuating anything, I'm calling you a faggot.

Prussian Bluetooth.

They were permanently scarred by being born jewish

Is that a PSP game?

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This is a sign. Satan is coming for them.

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Perhaps it is time to change ringtones.

It would be illegal to even suggest that this should be disallowed because to do so you would first have to acknowledge that these services exist. That would be an acknowledgment or “accusation” of jewish collectivism and that would be against British law.

There are some palestinain bomb makers who would chuckle at this news if they hadn't been killed by Israeli cell phone bombs.

for:

I was wondering about that.

Holy Kek

If these were ultra-Orthodox Jews they might not even be aware of what components go into a phone.

Spectacular
Greatest news I've heard all week mah goys

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apologies for this off-topic post, but could anyone explain to me the etymology of the word holocaust?

holo - whole
caust - burn (think "caustic")
greek origin.

Greek for burnt sacrifice

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Oh Vey!

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10/10

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA AH HA HA HA HA AH HAH AH AHHAHAHAHAAH.

They are so smart! HAHAHA.
What an elevated people.

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Happy Belated Birthday, Onkelchen.

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First Moses and the burning bush revelation.
Now Moishe and the burning push notification.

Did they piss themselves in fear as they were reminded of the 6 gorillion?

Top lel.

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Now that's what I call a burnt offering.
None of this Holofairy or Santacaust business.

What do you call a kike who roasted himself with an exploding battery?

barbajude

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Have you ever had one of these? They are the essence of god condensed in frozen spongebob format

HHHHMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

Tomorrow's headline: UK outlaws cell phones as 'antisemitic' weapons.

Not really, they actually beat us to the punch by starting it themselves.

kek

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JEWS FEAR THE SAMSUNG

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a webm of better quality, with sound, would be what, half that?

CARLOS!

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I don't know watt I was expecting. I guess it had potential.

Lag BaOmer? Isn't that the name of a city in Morrowind?

Ugh. Spare me the low energy puns.

I am amply sure this is a good pun.

are you… positive?

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