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Full Speed Toward Absurdity: Make Hand Shakes Racist
Aiden Moore
Angel James
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William Campbell
I am lactose intolerant, am I still allowed here?
Grayson Cruz
Being successful is already racist, and successful people (i.g. business men) shake hands often. Thus shaking hands is already racist.
Benjamin Adams
Reminder that (((they))) made milk a symbol of racism. We should go one step further and make feminists demonize breastfeeding. It might sound redundant but it will further reinforce how anti-women (((feminists))) truly are.
Jeremiah Gomez
Feminists already demonize breast feeding, they refuse to breastfeed their sons so they grow into weak soyboys, I'm not even kidding.
Lucas Ross
Legit, i figured out a beatnick at bar was a kikes child because after he introduced himself and i asked for a handshake, dude had cold and sweaty palms, and soy ridden palms.
Niggers hate it because they just fear the huwite man if theyre young thugs especially.
Joshua Bennett
I might throw in my hat in saying this is true too. The faggot in my office always has to shake hands and his are always unusually soft (lack of work) and overly moist. Never noticed it with anyone else but this faggot who happens to have a Star of David decal on their shitty electric car now.
Daniel Bell
sage netavistocked faggot
Logan Walker