Brit/pol/ #2841: Pissing Kidney Stones Edition

EH HEUGHH HEUGHHHH

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Lad did you see the scene when Drogon melted the Iron Throne because dragons have a higher intelligence than people and he did it as a symbolic gesture to destroy peoples lust for power?

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No

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Not him but it is fun when you are drunk and as long as there are no stinking surprises awaiting you

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I get the same feel with mutelass except it's just her general smell. I'll end up smelling her out of the blue somedays

I don't watch Game of Thrones and don't understand any of these references. Let's talk about politics and share funny stories instead of posting about some lame fantasy television.

Yeah the schadenfreude was excellent but plebs still won't shut up about it.

BREAKING NEWS

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You broke your willy?

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EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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How are you doing lad?

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guud

STOP SHOWING OFF HAVE COURTESY FOR THE INCELS IN OUR MIDST

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Glad to hear it. I bought the Bacchae btw. Going to read it next.

No (you)s for either of you tbh

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maisie has deffo had facial surgery

its me lad

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*scares you away*

strawcel and puglad fighting over a shit gimmick

good lad

Okay lad, have 2 (you)s

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It belongs to puglad as >Sophie Turner belongs to me

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EUROPEAN ELECTION RESULTS LEAKED

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This but you never gave me any (You)s smh

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I am too drunk for this

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Wew that squirrel turned so quick tbh

Who is puglad rn?

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me

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the clown is a powerful mene

Lads, Leadsom is also in the running.
She should have been mummy PM first time round tbh.

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Good lad, have these (you)s as reparations, I rescind my (you)s to >no arthog masie gf impostor

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Thanks lad, he's been stealing my >tfw no arthog maisie gf posts for a couple days now smh

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I think 'schizo making more sense than your average person' is better.

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Both of you have shit gimmicks tbh.

this website is so fucked jesus christ

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Comments about men and childcare
In an interview with The Times, Andrea Leadsom suggested men should not be hired to look after young children as they might be paedophiles. In the interview she said: "As an employer we’re not, let’s face it, most of us don’t employ men as nannies, most of us don’t … Now you can call that sexist, I call that cautious and very sensible when you look at the stats. Your odds are stacked against you if you employ a man. .. We know paedophiles are attracted to working with children. I’m sorry but they’re the facts.".

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stop believing this impersonator, I started the maisie braphog posting and he bastardized it

delusional cow

At least we have gimmicks, unlike you

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Comments about motherhood
Leadsom's comments in an interview with The Times were interpreted as hinting that her being a mother meant that she was a better choice for Prime Minister than May, who has not been able to have children for health reasons, because it meant that she had "a very real stake" in the future. She said that she "did not want this to be 'Andrea has children, Theresa hasn't' because I think that would be really horrible". After The Times published the story, with the headline "Being a mother gives me an edge on May", Leadsom said that she was "disgusted" by the article, which was the "exact opposite of what I said". The Times later released a partial transcript of the comments, and when Leadsom supporter Penny Mordaunt said that it was trying to "smear" Leadsom, The Times released an audio recording.[81] Her comments were widely criticised[82] with fellow Conservative MPs including Sarah Wollaston and Anna Soubry suggesting the remarks showed she lacked the judgement to be Prime Minister and calling upon her to withdraw. Alan Duncan described her remarks as "vile". Tim Loughton, Leadsom's campaign manager for the leadership contest, said that the establishment were ganging up on her.

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Drinking alcohol feels like roleplaying.

this is too much for me to handle rn

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This tbh,i've only got the one gimmick and i posted it last thread so i've blown my beans already smh

Braphogging is a completely different area, fuck off

Is yours the pusy posting?

what was your gimmick lad? facesittinglad?

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Still don't see the problem with what she said tbh and it was refreshing for someone to finally bring up that all of these leaders have no kids and therefore no investment in the future even if it was just for political expediency.
Course he would.Poof

Just scrolling through twitter while taking a poo and saw this retweet from Andrew Neil.
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Proof once again that chinks have a remarkable talent for imitation. But watching that little Chinklet bang her drums I once again consider that imitation is all they will ever be capable of producing. The soulless, dead eyed insect race lacks the creativity to ever significantly contribute to humanity. So much for a Chinese century, i'm not worried at all.

god this meta board drama is such shite

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Mayan home alone not even an original gimmick smh

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oh that sam webm finally downloaded cool

>tfw arseeating-codeine and chivas regal-Elvis dinner-positing >tfw Sophie Turner->Mayan Home Alone and Alex Jones posting lad

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That was me. I don't know the imposters gimmick but he shan't be allowed to take credit for pusy posting on my watch.

might get plastic surgery tbh its just pride thats stopping me

Agreed. Also if Soubry is against her then she must be doing something right.

Yeah you got it from me when I watched Apocalyptico with Pembs and 22st and said it towards the end of the movie

I want to get my teeth fixed so they look like Tommeh teeth

Also used to Marion-post on 4chan a few years back

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What a surprise.

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whats a better party name national unity or national workers party

Tfw trying to spark a political discussion but lads just want to talk about farts and facesitting and argue about stealing each others memi personas

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this

this

wake me when our ballets disappear.

Reminds me Garage Arts hasn't posted in a while lad, I am scared tbh, do you think he has gone postal tbh?

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There is no point to anything tbh

just made a politics post above you cunt

tories need to die end of

But it was ok for you to GoTpost… Leadsom is a cunt and women have no place in politics. Would not let her sit on my face/10

maybe he is homeless now

How do you feel about Theresa May resigning and a new PM entering no10 l to guide us through this brexit mayhem lad?

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smh Brap Chambers winds again

Kek, National Neet Union