ALERT ALERTFEMA set to test 'Presidential Alert' system Wednesday

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FEMA set to test 'Presidential Alert' system Wednesday

WASHINGTON - If you have a cellphone, expect it to buzz and beep loudly this afternoon around 2:18 p.m. Eastern (1:18 p.m. Central).

"Presidential Alert," the screen will say. "THIS IS A TEST of the National Wireless Emergency Alert System. No action is needed."

It's the first nationwide test of the system built by the federal government and cellphone carriers to warn Americans of an emergency, like a terror attack or a widespread disaster.

We've seen Amber Alerts for missing children and weather alerts for incoming thunderstorms or tornadoes. The presidential alert is like those, only it goes to virtually every cellphone in the country, and you can't turn it off.

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How are the Qcumbers going to rationalize it when nothing happens again?

>>>/qresearch/
>>>/reddit/
>>>/suicide/

"YEAH THEY SAID IT WOULD HAPPEN BUT THEY DIDN'T SAY WHAT YEAR IT WOULD HAPPEN" is how they rationalize last November not happening, so they'll say the same now and forever.

Have fun with Trump posting on your phone, retarded cell phone owner americucks, kek.

I love how you made the same thread on cuck Zig Forums with the same image and everything. Truly, there is no reason to go there because it's come to us.

Thanks, OP.

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Only 10 minutes now.

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My body is ready for shtf

thats like 4 minutes from now right?

LESS THAN 2 MINUTES

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hmm didnt get it

It happened

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guess i uncucked my phone by disabling enough shit. if you got the alert, your systems are swiss cheese.

Anyone else got "DOTR soon, fellow Americans! - D. T."?

What a letdown.

Fucking wow, you Americans are the reason I get up and check the news with my coffee. Forever entertaining. Cheers from a faggot leaf.

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Why the hell do these alerts need to make those scary fucking noises instead of a regular beep? Hearing this shit as a kid was fucking hell.

TRUMP TROLLED US ALL

I just got it, while phone posting here on Zig Forums.

Wife got it on hers too.

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If you're a Torontofag, you have my condolences leaf.
t. your neighbor to the south

Got mine. Guns loaded. Let's do this. Sam Hyde and Ben Garrison will lead the way. Slaughter all the kikes.

I can almost see the meltdowns happening on twitter. OMGz, the drumpf messaged me on my phonez. Whip people into a frenzy right before the FBI releases the Kav report.

So you can never get used to it, and it won't blend in to background crap.

With a phone like that I doubt you have even a gf.


>>>/r9k/

Y..You okay?

Mine went off.
It was loud.

If you are out somewhere did everyone's phone go off at the same time?

Wow it was fucking nothing

how can it make a message on your screen and make noise if you dont install something first? are all american phones just open for anything?

Nah, west coast hardcore into the woods.

i just got it!
it was glorious,
thank you trump
already so much salt on twitter

All that data going to your phone comes from a provider you retard

so?

jej It's why I posted hers instead of mine.

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Sure you did, user, sure you did

just because it's the same tone they used for air raid alerts, doesn't mean you're about to get

Also received on KRSM 920 AM 5/5. Functionality confirmed.

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Are you retarded?

>>>/qresearch/

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Was just shopping and getting an interview at a bookstore, tons of peoples phones were lightin up about it. I just saw the alert and grinned. Kind of funny obummer didnt used this for any of the fucking hurricanes that hit us. Funny to see leftists bitching about it

you mean to tell me they can flash messages on your screen and make noises without you approving?

oy vey

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Clearly you mean the phone your waifu is installed on.

no, its an embedded service running on most stock phones. i didnt get it cause i disabled most of that nonsense, my [hones not even rooted, thats how easy it is to disable most of the spyware.

proves how low IQ most people are around here really.

I got mine about 10 minutes ago .. I think. It's written in Hebrew

underrated post

It is not a service you can disable. It just depended on if you were connected to a controlled cell tower.

You have to set to English, Mortimer.
Mine didn't say anything. Just "presidential alert"

so much salt happening on twitter right now, #PresidentialAlert is trending worldwide

but there must be some software installed on your phone that displays the message and plays the sound.

wrong

Why do they give a shit?

Why are leftists giving criticisms to a fucking phone alert?

mexican in my class didn't get the text
i think trump knows

It is a psychological signal. It says “Presidential Alert.” Not “Emergency Alert,” Emergency Broadcast System,” “Civil Alert,” or anything else. He’s letting the normies know what he can do. That’s why normies are sperging our on social media. Optics matter. The next one activates RWDS.

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they saw the word "Presidential" and got immensely triggered. Serious saltmine going on
here's top tweets thus far but checking out latest tweets result in thousands of DRRRUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMPPPPPPFFF tears

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*out

the phone is set to English. Does this mean the Prez is dog-whistling to Tel Aviv that some operation is 'Go'?

All that over a simple Alert test?

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underrated post…thx for laugh

oh please be right

Lol

Probably the same reason all the BASED Republikikes sperged out when Obongo first announced it.

Votefags are all low IQ niggers.

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they foam at the mouth at anything that reminds them that DRUUUUUUUUMPPFFF is president.

They act like Don himself texted them. It's really funny to see their impotent rage

I didn't get anything of the sort, and I haven't done anything like rooting my phone. Maybe I just disabled stuff to not have this happen. Would there be anything that would've caused this?

Look how witty the normie fags are.

Yup, people are flipping shit about this having anything to do with the "President" because Trump is currently it.

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Time to make fake stories of trump sending Nazis to pull people out of their homes and sending them to FEMA camps.

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What would that look like anyway?
''RWDS alert; action necessary; begin purge."

I wish I was President so I could shitpost on the national wireless emergency system. Imagine leftists being waken up every day at 7 AM with the message "Pee pee poo poo I'm your president, suck my throbbing cock."

I got my presidential alert at about 2:20 PM. this agent is now activated and reporting for duty. GTKRWN

The carnage that would ensue.

What are the reasons for this again?

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The Purge starts at sundown

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disappointed i cant banepost

ALERT
ALERT
THIS IS A PRESIDENTIAL ALERT
PRESS F TO PAY RESPECTS TO TERRY A. DAVIS
ALERT
ALERT

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this. all they do is stare at the chessboard, who cares whos playing.

SLEEP TIGHT TERRY
F

My phone was on silent and I got a pop up notification, no sound, no vibration… so they can't over ride my phones "shut the fuck up" settings.

Reminder that Q-LARP is a paid jewish shill and a proven hoax.

Allows the president to send out alerts for things like terrorist attacks

But more importantly allows them to dispense unfiltered, unavoidable information to every single person in america.

It's a fucking nuke in the right hands.

>>>/qresearch/

It will never be in the “right” hands. You are not on reddit.

Sleep Tight Terry

FFFFFFF

I want to believe that after midterms Trump just sends out an alert that says "GG NO RE"

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I was anticipating a shitpost tbh. Also charge your phone you fag, its almost ded.

it's ok, user
we're all kinda fucking weird here. In case you haven't gotten a grasp of that just yet

Checked charging dubs
I'm not weird , you're weird
Oh wait

LOUD BEEPING

FRESH SALT DELIVERY!

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