The point of the new game, rather than buying real estate, is to enjoy experiences - because as the box explains: “Forget real estate. You can’t afford it anyway.”
Monopoly has released a new edition targeted towards millennials - and it has everything from avocados to thrift stores, but no houses.
Hasbro, the game makers behind the iconic board game created the millennial version to appeal to people born between 1981 and 1996 - by including all types of stereotypical millennial content.
Experiences include activities such as travel, dining at vegan restaurants, and sleeping on a friend’s couch, and the winning player is the one who collects the most.
The game makers also gave the game’s mascot Rich Uncle Pennybags a millennial makeover - by adding earbuds, blue sunglasses, a disposable coffee cup and a gold “participation” medal.
Hasbro priced the game at $19.82 and it is currently sold out on Walmart’s website, where it was exclusively sold.
However, not everyone is amused by the new game - least of all millennials themselves, who expressed their feelings on social media.
“As a millennial who loved playing Monopoly, I’m disappointed Hasbro made this garbage. A game that profits off the backs of millennials while simultaneously mocking them? Must have been a Baby Boomer in charge of making it.”
independent.co.uk
Millenial Monoply offends millenials with stereotypes,“Forget real estate.You can’t afford it anyway
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fuck off
I'll check those digits, but this is hardly really worth it's own thread OP.
Millennials are like lazy boomers
Why have real estate prices gotten so high?
Wow!
I wonder…
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This is Zionist propaganda
Muh black pill we’re doomed
Now that that’s out of the way, this looks like a hilarious gag gift to give to cucks to open around the entire extended family
Because anybody from anywhere on earth can come into the USA or Canada and buy real estate, as much as they want. If you think that's OK just stop and remember that the law doesn't allow this to happen in Vietnam, Cambodia, Thailand or China; the governments there want to protect their own people from foreign investment money making it impossible for their own people to be able to find a home to live in affordably.
And that game….
"Hasbro" not Parker Brothers. That's part of the problem right there.
Kill yourself you subhuman
That honestly improve the art style
Sounds like we got some anons at Hasbro.
T butt hurt millennial
Would have been better if this version had a simulated parent for each player. The parents would start the game with 1-5 houses $200k and basically not need to move around the board or do anything. Human players don’t get $200 when passing go, they get $6. And the cheapest property is $30k, boardwalk is $200k. You can’t charge rent until there is at least a house. All houses start at $150k and go up to $2,000,000 at Boardwalk.
Now rename the properties so the cheap ones are Detroit and the expensive ones are NYC and CA.
The only way to win is to buy out the boomer simulated characters which can be millions each. Rent is minimum $500 max $6000.
You only get $6 by passing go so the game becomes about debt management and how long you can hang in there until the other millennials go bankrupt.
That would have been worth making my parents play so they some concept of the gravity of our situation.
Despite Mossad and CIA ties, Hasbro is a Skull & Bones operation iirc. They're the ones running the project manchild psyop to infantalize the millennial generation from birth to death. Everything Hasbro makes is bad on purpose. They're demoralization agents. Transformers are Saturnic predictive programming, TMNT is spirit cooking, literally everything Wizards of the Coast does is blatant spirit cooking, My Little Pony is a CIA psyop, and so on ad nauseum. This is nothing new or different.
Hasbro is in the business of taking things young white men like and ruining them on purpose. They're able to piss away their investors money year after year and make their customers angrier and angrier because their investors are all jews and don't care about a return as long as it hurts white people.
And the reptilians are behind pop music being catchy and gay.
Pure coincidence, goy. Don’t be an antisemite, now.
I don't know if I count as one, but this is funny as fuck. What makes it all the better is that it was official.
Is it a good idea to retire at the age of 30?
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Source?
China doesn't even allow you to buy real estate, foreigners or not. You can only rent
You'll go broke trying to sell comedy to the most humorless generation of frail, mentally unhinged faggot retards ever born.
Should have been a game about collecting student debt.
These definitions of "millennial" are getting pretty fucking retarded
fractional reserve kiking
The millennial generation is so splintered politically, but you only ever hear from the overwhelmingly entitled and liberal ones out of the bunch. The news and entertainment media pay virtually no attention to the ones who aren't liberal crybabies because those are the only ones they care about; it makes for extremely easy headlines to sit there and write articles placing blame on millennials for 'ruining everything'.
At the same time, millennials are some of the most entitled people on the planet because they are a product of their time. Their parents experienced unprecedented success, and indulged in decadent excess, so it's really all many of them ever knew; propaganda TV was their babysitter, video games were their friends, they saw and heard nothing but sex and corrupt decadence, and they were told this was all normal. At the same time, they were trained to win, and never learned how to deal with loss, but they had so few problems and were constantly taught that other people in the world had so many issues that we needed to care about, that something needed to be done to help those people.
The end result is a group of entitled 30-something children who grew up obsessed with sex and media, have no concept of the pride of culture, can't understand how to deal with being second-best, grew up with so few problems that they constantly champion the 'weak and downtrodden'… all while slowly losing ground to a system that seeks to put them perpetually in debt, wants to waste their time and lives with endless decadence, refuses to give them any opportunity to gain real wealth or property, stops giving out jobs because labor costs are too expensive, and exclusively gives hand-outs to their shrinking list of cronyist friends.
It's not an easy life to live. Yes, quite a few millennials are whiny crybabies, but their parents didn't raise them right and the system actively works against them. You can't blame all the world's problems on a single group of people when other people around them grow so apathetic and decadent that they willingly let it happen. It's like playing hot potato with a broken culture.
As another user pointed out it has to do with chinks getting their money out of China and into something more stable.
It also has to do with how low interest rates were and I guess still age. It was 3.5% to encourage people buying homes and it’s at about 5% now.
Most really high real estate prices are in coastal cities though. Think San Francisco, New York, etc
There’s stil a lot of really affordable housing out there they just aren’t in “prime” locations but there’s lots in Midwest and southeast.
Where I live there is a ton of industry; tech, medical, education, a casino, and legalized marijuana, and it’s coastal so while prices are high it’s not artificial IMO.
Limiting outside investors would help reduce costs but I don’t think everything would suddenly drop 50% although I do agree it should be illegal to own property in a country you aren’t a citizen of.
There’s still lots of opportunities to own real estate whether it’s in a path of progress area or out of state investing.
There is real estate out there in everyone’s price range it’s just a matter of finding it.
what is this, 2016?
Their reaction is typical of leftists, to be anti-humor and have to take offense for attention.
These are light jabs that most sane people would have easily rolled with in the 90s, the type of humor equivalent to a Farside comic or Dilbert etc…
They've been taught to take everything seriously and ultimately try to end or destroy humor, or else an outrage storm of being offended will happen.
The new thing cucks actually endorse is a "genre" of comedy that is intentionally not funny, like that fat ugly dyke who basically tells extremely uncomfortable personal stories and that's it.
The reason behind hating humor it is comedy is automatically subversive at even a subconscious level, you can act offended but even if you hide laughter outwardly, you might internalize finding it funny.
It could introduce you to racism or dark comedy that is counter to their agenda, it's dangerous and powerful to people who aren't good at it.
No work your life away and keep buying stuff for short term happiness and perpetual debt so you can maybe retire when you’re 60 years old with a million dollars which is practically nothing factoring in inflation.
nice triple dubs tho doctor blackpill
Immigration consisting of millions of turd world subnumans and foreign speculation from chinks and arabs looking for offshore tax havens. They produce lots of demand and the supply can only go up so fast.
But how do you own and rent experiences without being the chaim or golem piece?
I'm a beaner and can't find what's so magical about avocados. A good guacamole is a tasty snack, but aside from that I'm not crazy about it, or eat it raw like my family.
Wish someone made the ultimate meme food consisting of bacon, Sriracha, avocado, creme fraiche, Himalayan pink salt and cheese, what an unholy abomination that would be.
Dragonfruit are my go-to for "exotic" fruits but they don't get enough love among millennials or trendy cooks. That or cherries because they're exotic to me.
Guys, I memed irresponsibly.
Not really. It has been mentioned for years. If you lurked more than 2 years you would know marketing jews lurk and are constantly stealing IP from the chans to make a quick shekel.
By definition millennials are what, 26 years old? How many 26 year olds of any generation could afford a decent house?
Fuck. I would play a game about a student loan collecting bounty hunter busting skulls of hipsters and liberal arts graduates.
Some are into their 30's.
YOU DON'T OWN NOTHING, GOYIM
And my mother still yells at me for becoming a plumber instead of something respectable like a teacher like my sister
Gee, I fucking wonder. I wonder. Why could it POSSIBLY have happened. Huh. That's a stumper.
Everyone wants to live like a jew with someone else paying their bills. Ultimately the shekels roll uphill with more and more being taken from the least which also happens to funnel taxes through gibs as well.
It's this way in Europe aswell, no foreigners investing in homes, still has to be a millionaire to afford a simple house or apartment.
See, live in one property, charge enough on the next dozen to pay both mortgages and utilities on the properties and your domicile. Run a slum and you can afford all the babydicks you want.
Welcome to capitalism, this shit is going to sell like hotcakes
Underrated.
The absolute balls of these niggers.
you mean like how you didn't archive the link like a lazy fuck? it takes 5 seconds. sage for shit thread.
archive.is
Criminally underrated post.
You might be a bean but you sound like a soul-mate maybe because I'm a wog.
Avocados essentially taste like nothing with a slight buttery and grassy tinge, think the fact itself is accidental commentary on millennials' psyche.
Ever since I was kid wanted to try those, except for their badass name and really alluring look of their flesh I always assumed they would taste like a creamier Opuntia-cactus fruit, which is naturalized here and is among my favourite fruits.
but i like frogger
Because women are vapid and only care about appearances. That's why titles and credentials matter so much more to them than actual results.
milennial here, ok I'll reply to this joke post. Get hit with 9/11 at 11 years old, got hit with the 2008 housing collapse whilst graduating high school, then gets hit with a muslim president from 2008-2016 and at the end of it I come out here and see this post and just have to laugh at it cause everything that happens to us is eventful decline where the ladder your supposed to climb was busted at every notch so I just stand at the bottom watching people climb a broken ladder that sits in quick sand (debts). Standing here at the bottom with 0 debts has taught me alot about life, never buy stuff made from China like this terrible board game.
The guy in that video, mr money mustache, actually has some decent advice on getting started with financial independence.
For real estate I recommend checking out the guys at Bigger Poxkets. They have podcasts, a forum, YouTube videos, books. Very resourceful although I do believe the main founder is a kike. Regardless most the guests aren’t and the information is very good.
There’s so many ways to get started in teal estate and so much free information on if. I guarantee if someone put the same time and w ergo investment into learning about real estate as they did into obtaining a 4 year degree they’d make significantly more money and faster all while having no debt because like I said all the information is free or very low cost.
More anons need to be focused on making as much money as possible and stop viewing it so negatively and having a pity party for themselves. Remind yourselves that Soros got his start in real estate albeit through sleazy kike ways and now he finances political upheaval and influences global markets. Whatever your cause is it takes money and lots of it to make changes. Campaigns cost money and those who finance them are the real policy makers.
Hes right you know, Im very surprised simply because never before, I cannot think of a product, a good or service, which is designed to openly offend the target market. Can you think of one ?
Its very bold because it suggests that (naturally) there's a portion of (privileged) millennials who simply despise other millennials that they view as making the wrong economic choices in life, like purchasing goods and services that have more short term or imaginary value, instead of long term value, like working towards owning property.
And hes right, what is this, representative in a portion of our own generation who happen to make the choices in life to be in the positions of communicating their interpretation of society through their control over goods and services - just to spit on the rest of their own generation ? Thats pretty rude. I cannot think of this happening ever before in history. Its literally in many ways the traditional capitalist elites just telling you all to fuck off, and they expect that you wont know how to argue back with them over the matter.
Finally I also thought it was a striking example of this whole generational divide because you know if these people are privileged enough to be in these positions communicating these messages to the market, they know the kind of challenges and issues the future faces when it does come to technology, property, and so forth, and thats just really mean man. I mean, they just want to kick the rest of the millenial generation in the balls essentially and say fuck you while they rob the rest of their generation of their future and probably more
Yet now that I think about the kind of people who would work for a game board business that promotes capitalism, I imagine they might employ people who retain brutal socially darwinian thinking anyways, so maybe we shouldn't be surprised
95% of people on here are millennials, retard
I thought we memed that into popularity?
And a lot of them voted to elect a Zionist because they think trump will save the white race. Point being?
This is how mentally defective jews actually are.
Plumber can also pick a single rat farm apartment complex and buy a house from doing plumbing in that single block exclusively.
I dont get this meme, i just tried avacodos now, they arnt that great
Top shitpost. I'm glad they didn't go full cuckold and back peddle after some Millennial soydium.
Just goes to show that people know it's lulz worthy.
I'm waiting for the boomer version.
Same. Sell your country out to china save a couple shekels in profit, and then allow the entire 3rd world to invade and displace your grandchildren.
Except he's right, the whole generation warfare thing is pushed by kikes and self-hating fags
Every millennial I’ve met in real life was not lazy. It’s a bunch of Jew / boomer propoganda so we don’t realize it’s the baby boomers who really fucked them over.
There should be a gambling casino where you can gamble on the side so that there's a possibility of
1. getting rich
2. going broke
suddenly
Hasbro invented GI Joe, 1964.
Exactly, what's lazy? Striving to be retired and on perpetual vacation for 40 years of your life, or actually endeavoring to try and find something to do with your life.
That used to be the case for Thailand but it isn't so anymore, some invaders who wanted to cash in on the global sex trade somehow managed to persuade them.
Goodbye Thailand.
perfect opportunity to post Nigger Monopoly Board Anyone ?
You mean ghettomonopoly?
No just the regular board. Every space has go to jail icon Ghetto monopoly Nice
I found this on google
Do you honestly think that Hillary would've been a better choice? Do you not know the fucking concept of lesser evil? All presidents are zion for hire.
"Monopoly for Millennial Review" by Ariel Sheeny
"Hasbro has been struggling to attract more customers recently due to their inability to change to the growing population of minority consumer and games which reflect their culture to which they find fun. Video games although being another primary cause are mostly freemium and provide a greater opportunity for disadvantages peoples to have fun. That only leaves affluent whites who can afford to buy these games and a greater portion of them than minorities trend toward playing video games these days. this leaves Hasbro with an emptying customer base and a search for new markets. Monopoly the classic game has now become a vehicle (to the ignorant executives) of cultural appropriation to younger generations and people of color, and a source of profit by creating novelty boards reflecting these. The avatars, used to be metal and inanimate objects now have 'trendy new pieces' such as smartphones and coffee cups, while also throwing in a dash of plastic skin colored figurines from around the world. It gets worse. The raised minimalist font lettering and shadow mock journalistic aesthetic subtly implying fake news, did the Russians pay Hasbro? Some spaces do not even use proper grammar, again trying to 'poke fun' of the imperfect English used by asylum seekers, which may be easier to understand for children of immigrants but the predominately white designers did not have this in mind. Moving around the board it continues mocking millennial financial struggles, problems that could have been fixed decades ago with better government funding and increased taxes. They also assume wanting a universal basic income somehow means young people have no work ethic and just are a bunch of lazy bums. Monopoly in its essence denies the humanity that young people are being taught in school towards them selves and all other peoples in the world. An oxymoron to modern struggles 1/10."
Ghetto monopoly even makes fun of kikes. Probably why it’s now a collector item. Jews had it ban in big box stores like Wal-Mart and Toys r us. amazon.com
Let me guess. It doesn’t matter if trump a Zionist white hating kike As long as liberals get triggered?
I hope that a real playable board game.
Horseshit. The loudest of the crybabies pissing about gibs and feels are millennials.
Nah, it's just that he was the least disastrous between the two. Hillary would have us V& for hate speech faster, though. Trump's just pussying out long enough for us to do our thing - he's just more bought time.
Yes, why are they humorless? That part I don't understand!
Comedy died roughly around…2005ish. So the younger generations have no reference. They don't know what dark comedy is, they don't know what satire is. They don't even know what slapstick is. It's absolutely depressing when you look at the best movies of the 2010s.
The whole point of being financially independent is so that you can "endeavor on it and find something to do with your life" not sit on your ass and watch TV. Not everyone's passions are easy to monetize that's why you get the money first then pursue your passion.
Millenials who complain about their circumstances rather than take advantage are lazy. There's never been an easier time to make money. Boomers didn't have the internet, boomers had 17% interest rates on mortgages, and boomers got wiped out in the 2008 crash not us. Take advantage of the fact that we live in a world where you can connect with people remotely in an instant. Take advantage of the information and networking opportunities this provides, as well as business opportunities.
The middle class is dying but we shouldn't want to live middle class lives anyway. And while the middle class is dying the upper class is blowing up. We need to think differently, we need to be more dynamic - I say 'we' as in all millennials because if we don't take advantage of the opportunities out there and we just expect things to be easy then we're going to shrivel up and die. Take action.
what if millennial iq is just too low to understand jokes?
Unironically kill yourself with the slowest fire possible.
Get a piece while you can? You're advocating capitulation. What about the other 50% when the middle class collapses? Police state. Get working on that AI to sift through that data. It's not freedom when it's exploitation from within.
Boomers got wiped out by Volker back in the early 80's.
Paul Volcker was Chair of the Federal Reserve from 1979 to 1987. In 1980, the Volcker Shock raised the fed funds rate to its highest point in history to end double-digit inflation. In 2015, the Volcker Rule prohibited banks from using customer deposits to trade for their own profit. In 2015, Volcker called for a new Bretton Woods Agreement to establish rules to guide world monetary policy.
Volcker fought 10 percent annual inflation rates with contractionary monetary policy. He courageously doubled the fed funds rate from 10.25 percent to 20 percent in March 1980. He briefly lowered it in June. When inflation returned, Volcker raised the rate back to 20 percent in December and kept it above 16 percent until May 1981. That extreme and prolonged interest rate rise was called the Volcker Shock. It did end inflation. Unfortunately, it also created the 1981 recession. President Jimmy Carter appointed him and President Ronald Reagan re-appointed him in 1983.
Marxist dialectic.
That's new to me,can NPCs really play Monopoly?
Too bad he married la criatura.