Amazon's Jeff Bezos divorced by his wife for up to half of everything he owns, including Amazon.

William Powell
William Powell

Famed anti-Trump betabot Jeff Bezos, the CEO and Founder of Amazon, is being divorced by his wife. She is legally entitled to half of everything.

MacKenzie Bezos was already liberated in a separation while spending his money, but now that her betabonds have matured she has decided to withdraw her womanly investment completely and leave him. There is expected to be a long line of alpha cocks waiting to impress one of the now richest women in the world, especially seeing as she's an incredibly attractive woman. Even so, Jeff still considers her a best friend and partner because losing 60 billion dollars is the ultimate egalitarian virtue signal.

Upon announcement of MacKenzie Bezos's new divorce venture, Amazon stocks immediately dropped in value.

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nytimes.com/2019/01/09/business/jeff-bezos-wife-mackenzie-divorce.html

wsj.com/articles/jeff-bezos-and-his-wife-mackenzie-are-divorcing-11547048309

telegraph.co.uk/technology/2019/01/09/amazon-ceo-jeff-bezos-announces-getting-divorced-25-years-marriage/

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Xavier Adams
Xavier Adams

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Jordan Mitchell
Jordan Mitchell

The queen of England is worth about $13 billion

tahahaha…

Ayden Hughes
Ayden Hughes

Bezos is CIA, incoming "heart attack"
Amazon (show us every product you buy or want, why did you search for this chemical last year?)
Amazon AWS (what are you looking at/typing today?)<<Directly CIA funded and the only reason Amazon is profitable
Washington Post (have a CIA approved opinion)

I am sure there is more but the CIA will not let their boy be ruined like this.

Jonathan Ramirez
Jonathan Ramirez

Well this is it; will she be able to exert control over Amazon? or is she getting cash? This is interesting.

David Lee
David Lee

He's really beta after rubbing all dat dere androgen kekies

Lincoln Cox
Lincoln Cox

How did he not have a prenup?

Brody Evans
Brody Evans

She is legally entitled to half of everything.
I doubt it. prenumps are worthless but there's this little thing called trusts, they have been proven up to this date to be effective against your take half scenario. It's like hollywood accounting but not as convoluted. I'd expect her to get nice payout but a small fraction if jeff made arrangements and being he's in the business of byzantine accounting already managing the amazon monster he created for tax purposes, I can't imagine this being any different.

Lucas Brown
Lucas Brown

She could seek shares in the company and argue money isn't a replacement for half of his shares.

James Morris
James Morris

Except most of his wealth is his stake in Amazon, and she's entitled to half of that.

Michael Morris
Michael Morris

This is likely a money washing spiel.

Ryder Barnes
Ryder Barnes

Again no, not if he made arrangements, which is what he does day in day out. As much as you want to see him fall from this it's not going to happen.

Wyatt Perry
Wyatt Perry

Pussy bills getting higher and higher these days. Anyone who gets married in GE 2 is a fucking sap, full stop.

Kevin Jackson
Kevin Jackson

I don't expect it but say it's the worst scenario and she gets the typical chunk, which isn't half, it's more than half, he's worth 136 billion, if she got 55% of it he'd still have 61 billion.

Robert Nelson
Robert Nelson

Jeff Bozos has like 50 billion shekels
Why not hire a hitman?
I'll kill her for just $100 million, I'll be rich as fuck when I get out of prison in 25 years

Thomas Moore
Thomas Moore

BTW I looked it up, he make 81k a year + 2 million in options. At 81k it's possible for him to not go past the second tax bracket of 15%, explains why only that much.

Jace Richardson
Jace Richardson

Yes, but now that every gold digger on earth has realized they can get billions off him, what are the chances he actually keeps that money?

Jordan Hill
Jordan Hill

ALREADY A THREAD WITH 60 REPLIES YOU NOGS

Aiden Sanchez
Aiden Sanchez

That's not counting alimony, which she's almost guaranteed to get.

David Butler
David Butler

That's old and shilled by MGTOWfags. This is a new political angle which means a different topic entirely.

Jayden Gomez
Jayden Gomez

JUST
ALIMONY HIS SHIT UP

Chase Torres
Chase Torres

The pussy economy is booming!

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Colton Bell
Colton Bell

stupid nigger
there's already a thread

William Perry
William Perry

Well, it was a good run Amazon. I’m sure shareholders are nervously pulling out from this upset.

Jackson Roberts
Jackson Roberts

Only if they had a time machine.

Gavin Stewart
Gavin Stewart

now use lead to divorce bezos from his mind

Kevin Turner
Kevin Turner

Shit, if Amazon tanks, how am I going to import my Gunpla?

Grayson Cook
Grayson Cook

when your trophy shiksa takes half

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Adam Carter
Adam Carter

mgtows
the world just keeps proving them right

Brayden Diaz
Brayden Diaz

So she just signaled to every whore this is a winning strategy while probably costing thousands their jobs.
She deserves the death penalty.

Parker Rogers
Parker Rogers

she just signaled to every whore this is a winning strategy
Women have known this since ~1970, where have you been

Julian Roberts
Julian Roberts

/just/index.html

Caleb Young
Caleb Young

jews should all go their own way and not reproduce thank you for doing so yourself

Christopher Foster
Christopher Foster

the only way is the manly way maybe instead of "men" going their own way they should make everything go their way; heil hitler faggot

Gabriel Evans
Gabriel Evans

a trophy wife divorced the rich little goblin she married
<MGTOW is right
Nah.

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Kevin Cruz
Kevin Cruz

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Parker Green
Parker Green

75% of wahmen will divorce whichever sucker they married
<MGTOW is right
Yeah.

Dominic Cruz
Dominic Cruz

are you implying you want bezos to continue to live?

Wyatt Anderson
Wyatt Anderson

this trophy thot did a thing
<75% of women
Nah.

James Cook
James Cook

60 billion dollars
She played him like damn fiddle. She just need more space and find herself. He propably spend too much time in work.

I hope they have kids so Bezos have to pay for them every month or something. Man. Even if you have more money than you can spend in 1000 lives, eternal roastie will stab you in back. Women are awesome.

Camden Allen
Camden Allen

He got four kids out of her. When it comes down to it he's still winning at life, procreated four times and still a multi multi billionaire, still in his power job position to make more of it.

Juan Sanders
Juan Sanders

Checked

Aaron Smith
Aaron Smith

JUST
FUCK
MY
SHIT
UP

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Gabriel Cruz
Gabriel Cruz

Empty your wallet fam.

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Nicholas Murphy
Nicholas Murphy

the absolute state of civil partnership

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Nicholas Wright
Nicholas Wright

Bezos should have lifted and held more frame.
it's the RP philosophy
just lift and hold frame bruh

Grayson Kelly
Grayson Kelly

it's like the last days of the roastie dream. zoomers got their problems but they know for sure that modern marriage is a sham

Andrew Powell
Andrew Powell

Sure he is still filthy rich. But it is like modern woman can't be loyal even if you have more money than whole nations. They know they can divorce and it is part of their plan. This is punisment for cucked season 3 of Man in High Castle propably. Well played eternal meathole.

Gavin Gutierrez
Gavin Gutierrez

having a vagina entitled you to tens of billions
White women will support this too. The eternal white woman.

Henry Johnson
Henry Johnson

white woman

Lincoln Gonzalez
Lincoln Gonzalez

Divorce is rare
Men initiate most divorces
OK bud

Robert Rodriguez
Robert Rodriguez

He should have made her disappear. Simple as that. He can afford the very best. You deserves it too.

Logan Jackson
Logan Jackson

You
She*

Jose Martinez
Jose Martinez

He got four kids out of her
Doubt it

Grayson Green
Grayson Green

He got four kids out of her.
Someone did, anyway.

Carson Smith
Carson Smith

Thought the same thing. He's been rich a long time, why now?

Henry Jenkins
Henry Jenkins

Just goes to show the only way forward is by knocking up white women and fucking the court system in such a way that we can far more easily get full custody and completely cut white women out of the picture. One generation without white women and we'll reverse all these shit social trends by 50 years.

Jordan Nelson
Jordan Nelson

4 guys got 1 kid each from her. None of those guys are Jeff

Jace Long
Jace Long

Too late for it now. If anything hapen to her he is guilty. Car or plane accident could still work. He need to find some suicide driver/pilot. In minecraft.

Andrew Roberts
Andrew Roberts

If anything hapen to her he is guilty.
So any of us can kill her and we're off the hook?

Ryan Gray
Ryan Gray

my fellow white woman

Levi Nelson
Levi Nelson

He could pay to have her killed and has enough money to bribe everything and everyone to get away with it. Why would you even attempt it?

Ethan Ward
Ethan Ward

checked

So you say she have 4 kids with diferent guys and this rich cuck decided it is good idea to make her his wife?

Lucas Sullivan
Lucas Sullivan

White women love alimony and child support, and skewed divorce settlements, because all three benefit them more often than not.

William Martin
William Martin

cuck

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Juan Cox
Juan Cox

That's because all paths lead to MGTOW. Sadly some men want to be destroyed before reaching their inevitable destination.

Jayden King
Jayden King

This woman should go camping in Morocco to celebrate.

James Garcia
James Garcia

Fuck amazon tbh.

Connor Morgan
Connor Morgan

they take the money retard … if its part of a fucking crime.

And lets say you keep the money….
IRS wants 25%
Their parents want come civil suit money

ur fucked mate, just stop posting till ur 22

James Martin
James Martin

So the faggot got cucked by his own wife, nice. Can't wait to hear how she's fucking multiple Caribbean niggers next.

Lincoln Gutierrez
Lincoln Gutierrez

Be one of richest men in the world
Not have an army of attorneys and a 1000 page long pre-martial agreement

His wealth was probably based on various insider deals so this might be part of the deal. Or it's simply that psychopathic retards tend to become rich in the current system.

Easton Ramirez
Easton Ramirez

fucking multiple Caribbean niggers next

toll paid when?

Gabriel Peterson
Gabriel Peterson

J U S T E D

Jaxon Foster
Jaxon Foster

They were married before he started Amazon.

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Alexander King
Alexander King

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Justin Nelson
Justin Nelson

Bezos wasn't rich when they got married. Getting legally married is a poor idea at this point but there's really no reason to need to do so. You can still have a wedding ceremony, invite your friends and loved ones, be married before man and God, without any need to involve the government at all. Well as long as you don't live in a common law state at least.

Jayden King
Jayden King

The great bald jew is coming down and it was 4d chess in the background that did it. These obscenely rich people have no reason to get divorced EVER they both end up with much less and less power so its better to just live away from the partner with your disgusting money that you can build a house anywhere in the fucking world and fuck whoever you want. Trump forces must have promised her an aweful lot to get her to throw all his husbands power away.

Connor Phillips
Connor Phillips

She's rich enough to have a harem of men follow her around everywhere she goes to lick her pussy or serve as self-warming dildos 24/7.

The question is, now that she's this rich, what will she build for society? Rich men tend to build things. Even the ones who horde their money end up building shit. What will she build?

Easton Anderson
Easton Anderson

All Women Are Like That.

Aiden Ross
Aiden Ross

And she'll still steal everything from you because women are not able to resist cash and prizes. They're rats in a skinner box and the tube is impossible to disconnect.

Ryder Wilson
Ryder Wilson

nothing
granddaughter of Eugene Schuller
daughter of Sam Walton
Granddaughter of Franklin Clarence Mars
daughter of BMW stockholders
wife of Steve Jobs
Daughter of Country Garden co-founder
none of the top richest women had anything to do with creating their own wealth.

Cameron Morales
Cameron Morales

They can't get alimony or take half the assets in your name if you're not legally married and not in a common law state. The most they can get is child support.

Luis Gutierrez
Luis Gutierrez

You can still have a wedding ceremony, invite your friends and loved ones, be married before man and God, without any need to involve the government at all.

That's called a common law marriage and is enforceable in court after the fact. You don't actually have to get married for it to be proved that you're married. In fact if you write a love letter where you express any intent to care for your SO, they can use that to get divorce money even if you aren't married. And if you're simply dating for a certain amount of time and living together, that alone can be used to prove you're common law married.

Christopher Gomez
Christopher Gomez

Even more reason to kill women and replace them with artificial wombs.

This. Women must be killed after being used to produce babies.

Nicholas Jackson
Nicholas Jackson

Jeff Bezos sponsored I-1639 which passed and prohibits me from buying a pistol or semiautomatic rifle. Fuck him.

Grayson Fisher
Grayson Fisher

Did you miss the "Well as long as you don't live in a common law state" part?

Jordan Howard
Jordan Howard

12655053
No because I don't live in a common law state, now fuck off assholes and elbows.

David Jones
David Jones

12655053
State judges are notoriously corrupt and engage in absurd levels of nepotism, FYI

Jeremiah Young
Jeremiah Young

because they're doing this to save assets. It's basically a money laundering scheme.

Thomas Robinson
Thomas Robinson

bezos obviously isn't too smart if he got married

Blake Campbell
Blake Campbell

81,000/year? mfw i make more than bezos before bonuses and options

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Thomas Evans
Thomas Evans

BEZOS CAUGHT CHEATING: ALIMONY RAPE SOON
Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos ‘has been seeing’ former TV anchor Lauren Sanchez
Amazon billionaire Jeff Bezos has been secretly having a relationship with Lauren Sanchez, a former TV anchor and the glamorous wife of Hollywood talent mogul Patrick Whitesell. The world’s richest man Bezos just announced his divorce from wife of 25 years MacKenzie, but Page Six can exclusively reveal he has secretly been seeing Sanchez, a former anchor of Fox’s “Good Day LA.”

Sources said that Bezos, 54, and Sanchez, 49, – who also works as a helicopter pilot – got to know each other through her WME/IMG husband Whitesell, one of Hollywood’s most powerful men and agent to stars including Matt Damon, Christian Bale, Kevin Costner, Hugh Jackman, plus a host of other A-listers Patrick, Lauren and Jeff were even pictured together at a 2016 event for the movie “Manchester By The Sea,” which starred another of Patrick’s clients, Michelle Williams. But sources say Lauren became closer to Bezos after she separated with Whitesell in the fall. Meanwhile Bezos revealed on Wednesday that he and his wife have been going through a “trial separation.”

A exclusive source told Page Six “Patrick and Lauren have socialized with Jeff Bezos and his wife for a few years, because both (now former) couples have houses in Seattle. “Then Lauren was hired to work on one of Bezos’ projects, ‘Blue Origin’, a space launch company, as a helicopter pilot. She has been shooting aerial shots for Bezos. “Patrick and Lauren Sanchez have been separated for a while. Their marriage has been off and on for a while, and they tried hard to fix things, but in the fall they officially separated. She had told Patrick that she has been recently seeing Jeff Bezos.”

Sanchez and Whitesell wed in 2005 and have two young children. She also has a teenage son Nikko, from her first marriage, to former NFLer Tony Gonzalez. They have not yet formally filed for divorce. Lauren, a former co-host on Fox 11’s “Good Day LA,” has been a guest host on ABC’s “The View” and “Extra.” She was also the original host of Fox’s “So You Think You Can Dance.” She also runs a company called Black Ops Aviation, which specializes in shooting aerial shots for TV shows, movies and commercials.

On Wednesday Bezos, who has an estimated worth of $137.4 billion according to Forbes, tweeted, “We want to make people aware of a development in our lives. As our family and close friends know, after a long period of loving exploration and trial separation, we have decided to divorce and continue our shared lives as friends.” He continued: “We feel incredibly lucky to have found each other and deeply grateful for every one of the years we have been married to each other. If we had known we would separate after 25 years, we would do it all again.”

A second source told us of Bezos and his wife, “They haven’t been seen together at any big events together in a long time. He always seems to attend alone.” It is believed Bezos made the divorce announcement on Wednesday believing that photos of himself and Sanchez could soon be made public.

Bezos, Sanchez and Amazon did not yet respond to requests for comment.

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Cameron Baker
Cameron Baker

They married a year after he started amazon.

Easton Wright
Easton Wright

especially seeing as she's an incredibly attractive woman

LOL nigga you serious?

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Matthew Sullivan
Matthew Sullivan

Lol there are actually people brain-damaged enough to hero worship Jeff Bezos.

Landon Reed
Landon Reed

Lol there are actually people brain-damaged enough to hero worship Jeff Bezos.

normiefaggots 'think' bezos is a great businessman like donald trump!

Carter Lewis
Carter Lewis

Even if it's Bezo, this worries me.
I think she will cause economic havoc with her decision making.

Jackson Cook
Jackson Cook

It's almost suspicious that he didn't have one. Like he wanted this to happen.

Joseph Allen
Joseph Allen

It's almost suspicious that he didn't have one. Like he wanted this to happen.

bezos is just a cuck you turbo autist

Kayden Cook
Kayden Cook

I take this back:
Mr and Mrs Bezos first met while working together at a New York hedge fund in the early 1990s and have been together since as Amazon's valuation briefly swelled beyond $1 trillion last year
She probably knows what she's doing considering she was in such work prior to companies actively recruiting women for quotas.
In fact, she probably knows a bit to have gotten that position in such a time.

Anthony King
Anthony King

I didn't know that they had married when they weren't as rich.
I guess your right.

Lincoln Davis
Lincoln Davis

I didn't know that they had married when they weren't as rich.

I guess your right.

it's really pathetic how guys allow themselves to get completely cucked by not even 10/10 types but I've seen a many get cucked by fat disgusting pigs, the current state of man tis is

Jason Gonzalez
Jason Gonzalez

Prenups are worthless, trusts are where it's at.

William Watson
William Watson

This situation is unusual, she doesn't seem to be a golddigger as she would have been plenty wealthy herself in her own position had she been single the whole time.
And the relationship was very long, that's a sign that something went wrong recently with them and that they initially had great chemistry.

Still, you need prenups today.

Daniel Howard
Daniel Howard

muh prenups
You're a fucking idiot if you think that matters.

Daniel Cruz
Daniel Cruz

Fucking hell, What a massive cuck.
I work at amazon just to make some money

do nothing
marry guy
get half his shit after divorcing him
cuck has cognitive dissonance and claims she did nothing wrong.
lol were still friends :^)

Aaron Gutierrez
Aaron Gutierrez

implying she wasn't his secretary
implying an English major whose specialty was creative writing was managing people's money and not taking appointments and bringing people coffee

literally no experience since then other than spending his money

acting like she can suddenly step in and run Amazon

Gabriel Scott
Gabriel Scott

prenups are barely a step above verbal contacts as far as legally binding goes. Judges throw them out all the time, even for such bullshit reasons as "it's unfair that this woman isn't walking away with at least half your money"

William Foster
William Foster

This is so incredibly and unbelievably telling.

Women are a literal threat to a man's success and wellbeing. This is literally theft of the men's money. Prenups should be the default in ALL marriages.

Ayden Wood
Ayden Wood

She also worked in a similar hedge firm to him and was married for 25 years.
This isn't your normal gold digger.

Noah Powell
Noah Powell

she wasn't his secretary
Was she?
Oh boy.

Kevin Morgan
Kevin Morgan

Was hoping someone would post the real story. What truly happened to Bezos is that he got tricked by this evil helicopter driving bit cheaper and now he will lose his family and half of his wealth
The national enquirer is also reporting that they have acquired nudes Bezos has sent out, and that these photos will be published this week

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Jayden Robinson
Jayden Robinson

bit cheaper
I meant to say "bitch" but my phone tried to stop me

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William Anderson
William Anderson

So Jeff's wife did nothing wrong?

Brayden Hernandez
Brayden Hernandez

Whats she going to do with half of Amazon? Why the fuck would a judge even allow that.

Xavier Nelson
Xavier Nelson

"sanchez" thats like the jewish version of a mexican name

Luke Ramirez
Luke Ramirez

they get paid to allow it

Ayden Rodriguez
Ayden Rodriguez

That cunt could lose a ton of people jobs if she does something fucking stupid with her shares of the company. I don't give a fuck about Bezos or Amazon but theoretically giving a woman that much who has no experience is dangerous.

Luke Russell
Luke Russell

pls gib $30Billion sugar mommy

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Lincoln Long
Lincoln Long

Getting fired from there would be a blessing. Amazon locks their workers in cages.

Charles Carter
Charles Carter

I hope she says he raped and abused her for ultimate cuck bucks. Maybe she can get him thrown in jail? Then maybe he'll commit suicide, I hate amazon, I hope the whole jewish project implodes due to the hypergamy of a whorish womyn.

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Leo Cook
Leo Cook

Bezos is aryan

Benjamin Gray
Benjamin Gray

If so then he is a traitor to his people. Amazon makes it a point to not hire White people, especially in its delivery lackeys. As well Bezos has saved many Israeli corporations from disaster.

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Adam Thomas
Adam Thomas

this really, never marry, but if you do, never marry someone more attractive then you even if or especially if your rich or prepare to get fucked in multiple ways. Female hypergamy is real and it's a brutal spectacle to behold, once she has half your shit, you being so successful suddenly doesn't mean a whole lot, but being a scrawny short goblin faggot she has to fuck for no money will sure grate on her over time when chad cock is all around her

Jackson Hernandez
Jackson Hernandez

marriage cannot be viable until women don't have rights anymore.

Sebastian Nelson
Sebastian Nelson

BEZOS PAID 60 BILLION DOLLARS TO FUCK THIS UGLY CROSS-EYED CREATURA

Easton Torres
Easton Torres

Ignore (((MGTOW))) shills telling you not to reproduce. Get a prenup instead.

Zachary Stewart
Zachary Stewart

the idea isn't to never reproduce, the idea is to take womens' rights away. don't want to do that? then your choices are A) become a slave, or B) don't reproduce. there isn't a fourth option. also, option B doesn't even always work.

Noah Sullivan
Noah Sullivan

there isn't a fourth option

I literally just said 'Get a prenuptial agreement'. A prenuptial prevents her from stealing all your shit in a fit of spiteful menstrual rage, prevents your kids from being born out of wedlock like niggers, and if she won't sign the prenup, you know with absolute certainty that she's going to fuck you over eventually, so don't fucking marry her.

Ryder Evans
Ryder Evans

difference is most of those billionsare estimates
A woman with no business qualifications as the will tarnish the value

Benjamin Torres
Benjamin Torres

your completely ignoring the fact that kike judges throw these pre-nups out the window left and right and the whore still get's half your shit, alimony, and child support.

Aaron Roberts
Aaron Roberts

Which is why you don't put shit like 'I get full custody of the kids' in it, and why you hire a white lawyer to help you draft it. Only retards represent themselves in court.

Evan Lewis
Evan Lewis

Amazon, itself, wasn't a bad idea. It started out as direct competition to ebay, and made it less likely that you would get fucked by sellers.

Noah Murphy
Noah Murphy

Not a lot of the major businesses that (((control))) things today are bad ideas. The people running them are bad.

Lucas Peterson
Lucas Peterson

She's going to do what that bitch did to Yahoo.

Adrian Fisher
Adrian Fisher

“Please Mackenzie, I paid your alimony, let me see my rockets.”

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Ayden Brown
Ayden Brown

If you have serious money prenups will not mean shit.
The only way it seems to protect your money from some faggot judge stealing your money is not having it available to be taken by a judge. Keeping it locked in something that you technically don't own but a shell company that just retains your lawyers and you as the only real board member to just drain the bitch out of the court room. Otherwise keeping it out of US banks entirely. However paying off the kangroo court would also work.

Ethan Diaz
Ethan Diaz

That pic's from before she got [email protected]

Wyatt Lewis
Wyatt Lewis

It was supposed to be a book store.

Matthew Ortiz
Matthew Ortiz

proof that mgtow is right
"mgtow is right"
no they're not because there is a perfect aryan unicorn out there waiting for me to save the white race with

tradcucks confirmed for secret juden.

Ryder Bell
Ryder Bell

even more proof of what mgtow informs us about women lying during divorce proceedings is true you say?

Oliver Robinson
Oliver Robinson

Mgtow is an obvious example of jewish subversion, it’s perhaps one of the most jewish ideologies ever conceived

Landon James
Landon James

No, it's precisely this:
The only rational move.

Intellectual decisions are white, and if you can't get it through your (((nigger))) skull then fuck you with 44mag.

Anthony Powell
Anthony Powell

(metaphorical 44mag, of course, not literal, glow nigger, you fucktard)

Jacob Campbell
Jacob Campbell

So you say she have 4 kids with diferent guys and this rich cuck decided it is good idea to make her his wife?
Bezos is a good goy. Be a good goy too and marry those used up single mother THOTs faggots. You're not an anti-semite are you? Think of the white race goys.
<Hahaha—shalom shekels incoming.

Tyler Cox
Tyler Cox

First Intel, then Apple, now Amazon holy kek!

PLEASE GOD MAKE GOOGLE NEXT

Joshua Reyes
Joshua Reyes

yeah I agree, you'd need to be really fucking brain dead to get married in a western country. I'm not saying don't have kids, but don't ever fucking get married unless shes significantly more wealthy then you, but then she won't want too…really makes you think

Jaxon Smith
Jaxon Smith

what a retard
he could hire a hitman for a few thousand and keep it all

Jeremiah Howard
Jeremiah Howard

That user was being sarcastic; she's below average with horse teeth.

Jackson Myers
Jackson Myers

I literally just said 'Get a prenuptial agreement'. A prenuptial prevents her from stealing all your shit in a fit of spiteful menstrual rage,
you don't actually believe this do you?

Tyler Jones
Tyler Jones

This is an example of a woman that played the long con game. Most of them wait at the finish line for their loser.

Thomas Bell
Thomas Bell

What did Bezons do wrong? Send Trump a letter saying he will pay for the wall with next month's pay?

Camden Mitchell
Camden Mitchell

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William Barnes
William Barnes

la creatura

Landon King
Landon King

but then she won't want too

also highly likely to quit her career at some point.

Kayden Wilson
Kayden Wilson

Wouldn"t surprise me. Kikes are known for cucking out their women for benefits

Alexander Flores
Alexander Flores

Why tho? That's just some cross-eyed operada botox bitch, over the hill too.

Asher Sullivan
Asher Sullivan

buy the Washington post that constantly prints fake news, hires CIA assets, hires pedos and advertises in completely legal and ethical ways for amazon

Chase White
Chase White

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Isaiah Allen
Isaiah Allen

"sanchez" thats like the jewish version of a mexican name

Sebastian Howard
Sebastian Howard

Damn she looks way better in the OP. She must have had some serious work done

Kevin Perry
Kevin Perry

If any of you cucks have an amazon account,and you know your postal or courier carrier leaves packages without requiring signature, and they leave these packages at your door and some diverse individual happens to steal it, just do a livechat and ask for a refund or replacement. You can basically do this for 15-20% of your purchases for awhile before getting flagged.

Matthew Russell
Matthew Russell

Upon announcement of MacKenzie Bezos's new divorce venture, Amazon stocks immediately dropped in value.

Good!!!!!!!!!!

Luke Cooper
Luke Cooper

Hopefully. I want to see all these glow in the dark big tech companies and kikes FAIL.

Cooper Gonzalez
Cooper Gonzalez

Amazon's Jeff Bezos divorced by his wife for up to half of everything he owns, including Amazon.

This is also one of the ways richfags protect their assets when they are about to declare bankruptcy, they "divorce" their spouse and divide the assets.

Liam Wilson
Liam Wilson

t. upstanding assassin who never evades the taxes on his hits

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Joseph King
Joseph King

those are some monster tits for a pasta ad or what the fuck is that?

Ian Roberts
Ian Roberts

Nigella
She's part of the tribe, sorry

Jose Davis
Jose Davis

Patrick Whitesell
Whitesell
Literally a Jew Hollywood agent who "Sells" White actors. This fucking dimension I swear.

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Jayden Wright
Jayden Wright

$137.4 billion and that's the best he can do? this guy must have negative game

Jordan Wood
Jordan Wood

lol right, she still has veto power over the UK, Canada, Australia, New Zealand, and all those Islands. At that level, money is not a thing, because you print it.

Sebastian Thomas
Sebastian Thomas

honestly I hate bezos, but this shit should not be legal. The amount they get should be capped at a percentage over a certain amount. No cunt needs $60 Billion just because you fucked a man for 25 years.

Ayden Hernandez
Ayden Hernandez

you can keep your little shepherd but new glen is mine

Ryan Watson
Ryan Watson

Him and his dirty Sanchez "girl friend" both have retarded eyes. Is that a panda bear?

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Hudson Martin
Hudson Martin

Lets dive into the math shall we? >:D
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Fuck that gold digging grave digging THOT, she is a leech anyway:

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John Martinez
John Martinez

Explain.

Anthony Smith
Anthony Smith

I trust no one.

Easton Morales
Easton Morales

Whys Bezo's eye always looked fucked up?

Brandon Bennett
Brandon Bennett

She's got to be worth at least $100 billion in real estate holdings.

Ayden Lee
Ayden Lee

In one message obtained by The Enquirer, on newsstands today, Bezos wrote: “I love you, alive girl. I will show you with my body, and my lips and my eyes, very soon.”

alive girl? As opposed to dead girl? WTF? Dude has lame game. Or very literal.

Carson Morgan
Carson Morgan

When you get THAT rich you don't even need money anymore. That's why they start doing weird satanic shit. Fucking idiots.

Caleb Campbell
Caleb Campbell

Bezo owns The Washington Post.

Jacob Richardson
Jacob Richardson

It gets tiring to count all the shekels.

James Garcia
James Garcia

This guy get it. This Divorce is just protection from insider trading charge. You and I don't know it But Bezos know Amazon is fucked!

Parker Turner
Parker Turner

Damn his ex is gorgeous for an older lady.

Eli Smith
Eli Smith

Smarter than your average shitposters.

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Brayden Walker
Brayden Walker

MGTOWs are right again!

Liam Hall
Liam Hall

when autistic alphas understand Hitler's mindset more than the larpers that dare threaten his echoes through time.

Bentley Watson
Bentley Watson

those still get tossed

Levi Anderson
Levi Anderson

Nah. His wife is probably just a stupid whore.

Daniel Green
Daniel Green

That is genuinely extremely intelligent. I'm in awe.

Kayden Collins
Kayden Collins

pretty sure he's fucking little boys not women

Jordan Barnes
Jordan Barnes

Strategic divorce. They were together for 25 years.
Moves 50% money out to tax haven prior to possible stock crash.
Can't pay back investors - blames wife and judge,

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Jayden Gomez
Jayden Gomez

That's funny because the one time I bought a book fro amazon they just stuck it in one of those unsealed folded cardboard not boxes without any packing material and it arrived beaten and the cover torn.

Ethan Morgan
Ethan Morgan

Everybody knows once POTUS Dirty Sanchez takes office in two years its game over for America. Of course the people most responsible for the great niggerfication will get away with it. Referendums could prevent shenanigans like this.

Thomas Richardson
Thomas Richardson

Also nice Tor ban you have going mossad. You're really lucky Trump turned out to be a weak commander-in-chief.

Anthony Parker
Anthony Parker

Sanchez?? What's the deal with these home wreckers of influential figures. Maybe more that just tots like sexpianoge, lawfare, honeypotting

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Austin Parker
Austin Parker

must it show emotion when said transaction complete?

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Michael Parker
Michael Parker

KHAZARIAN MAMMARIES
user you must resist

Nolan Myers
Nolan Myers

She is rather attractive. The new girl not so much.

Carter Torres
Carter Torres

No, they do "that shit" because they're subhuman.

Mason Gutierrez
Mason Gutierrez

seeing as she's an incredibly attractive woman
<used goods
<traitorous
<jewface
<looks 35 only with heavy makeup

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Angel Robinson
Angel Robinson

Alimony, if allowed, should be like a pension/401k investment. She shouldn't get shit until fully vested at the standard 50years of marriage milestone.

Landon Sullivan
Landon Sullivan

Alimony, if allowed
Here's another idea which is a lot more sane.
Alimony should have nothing to do with how rich the guy is, or which lifestyle she was "used to".
It should only cover the most absolute basic (e.g., minimum wage) and only if he's able to afford it without being a burden (e.g., capped to 20% of his salary) and not forever but for maybe one year until she sorts her life out.
(or his! if people complain about wage gap, there should be a focus on alimony gap as well.)

Julian Bailey
Julian Bailey

lifestyle
Lifestyle should have nothing to do with it. If there's payment made at all that implies a service was provided. Modern "marriage" is fluffed with ERA bullshit so in the US it is 50/50.

So since they are treating it like employment the vesting period should be as long as it takes for her to lose any physical traits to re-enter the market: ie, too old to have a chance at playing the game again.

Wyatt Wilson
Wyatt Wilson

I wonder if shit taste in women is an NPC feature, or a sign that they are being punished by other elites.

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