Good day Zig Forums, I come today with a question regarding children's entertainment...

Good day Zig Forums, I come today with a question regarding children's entertainment. I have a six month old son and one of my greatest goals for his upbringing is to reduce to a minimum the amount of exposure he suffers to pozzed media but I'm finding myself at a loss when it comes to finding children's entertainment that isn't infested with bug-ridden faggots or marxist propaganda.

If you have any suggestions for media appropriate for children 1-6 years of age I'd greatly appreciate it.

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Not a parent, so I'm no expert, but do you really want/need for your kid to be consuming media before age 6?

Vegitales & What's In The Bible are both great for kids.

studio ghibli movies maybe, though they might be better for 4+

and 'adventure time' isnt too pozzed up i dont think

…just show him pol

Yes. Quality music, books and animation are important parts of a good childhood.
I've got boxes full of Tintin and Asterix comics as well as other works so I'm good for books and while I have a huge catalogue of old disney cartoons I'd also like to be aware of anything more recent that might be worthwhile.


What rock have you been sleeping under, son?

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Dragonball Z and Scooby Doo.

Bro. what the even fucking fuck are you talking about? this post almost sounds Zog. Literally what the fuck? its not even remotel fucking vicinitively difficult to correlate the right content for your kids. Literally throw him in front of Dragon Ball Z and let the work do itself. If you're the Typical stupid "i dont like weeab or violent stuff" Retard then you have literally zero clue the actual kind of Moral intellectual growth Mature Cartoons insight on your small mind. I watched ed edd n eddy and Gundam Wing growing up and I can run verbal fucking laps around these fucking prunes zombified by teletubbies and SesameMuppets

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Yes, instill jewish propaganda straight from birth to poison your kid, goyim.


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Good goals to have, responsible-parent user. For show media I would look to older cartoons and shows, but only ones that you yourself review before showing to your kid. Remember that little kids often will find the same stuff extremely entertaining over and over again, so you don't even have to find too many series or movies to make it work. Disney pre-judification would be something to look into for sure when your son is a little older. Fantasia scared the shit out of me when I was around 3 or so…

But keeping your little son away from screens as much as possible would be a very good idea. Children are pretty good at entertaining each other, so consider making another one or two. Giving them toys that they can be particularly creative with is better than passive media. Blocks, stuffed animals, construction materials, those fake-appliance and food things, little structures you can build for them, that sort of stuff once they're old enough to handle those things. You don't want to plop down your son in front of a television to program his dopamine-receptors to seek out talking heads on the screen to feel good if you can help it. Many of us are victims of that mistake.

Reading to him is particularly good for kids too, and a great way for you to connect with him. As a father you can also do physical activities and so on once he's a bit older to really connect. Something as simple as kicking a ball back and forth can be delightful for a little boy I fondly remember doing that with my grandfather. I just liked the company and cooperation.

Good luck in parenting, user. Have fun.

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My kids just over a year old and she really enjoys bounce patrol on YouTube. Couple of white Aussies dancing around and singing kids song with bright colors and shit. Also it's not critical cringey or creepy as fuck so it's not too terribly annoying to listen to.

I think the best think to do is to keep them away from controlled basic television, Netflix etc. Try to find independent sources of entertainment for him.

You need to go WAY back, to like the 1950's stuff. 1960's and earlier is when they started the subliminal messages. 1980's up to today is 100% poz with maybe a few exceptions.

Keep you kid away from screens until they are 5 years old actually, their brain is still in first stage development. No phones, no ipads ect.

They really should not watch TV at all until after 13 years old, and better yet 25 when the brain is total formed.

Get a projector or something with a 24fps progressive scan frame rate if you want to show movies.

No vaccines bro, don't do it. No BPA, no GMO.

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you literally posted this yesterday

Don't let your kid watch any kinda screen dude seriously. Steve Jobs himself said he didn't let his kids use iPad or watch TV. See my post here:

The screen flicker changes the brain structure, I'm sure on purpose. Look it up.

One thing I always noticed was, kids I knew growing up, if they were poor, and maybe didn't have cable TV, or TV at all often seemed smarter than those rich kids that their parents sat them in front of a TV since birth. And by smarter I mean, like their brain worked better, they seemed more alive.

I didn't have my own TV till 13, and before that was only allowed 1 hour a day. And LOOK AT ME NOW!

That's a pretty lame excuse for low-effort reasoning. It flickers because it's not necessary (and is expensive) to display frames more frequently than the minimum required to achieve a smooth image. I do worry that it looks like a flickering mess to small animals though, so for kids you may be onto something but I doubt it's been tested.

Anything European…Smurfs, Asterix, Tin-Tin, Spirou, Ciao Marco etc. Also anything Japanese that isn't modern anime, like Heidi, Gundam, Star Musketeer Bismarck, Attack No. 1, Captain Tsubasa etc. Literally everything before the 95 from Europe or Japan.


Let him start with the original Dragon Ball

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I would recommend to at least have some educational entertainment in there, though make sure the kid actually likes it. Cosmos was a great influence on me as a kid, but nowadays you can have the kid learn on the internet and it be entertaining, plus it builds their self confidence if they know stuff their peers don't. This is mainly for when they are after 6 years old. I would also recommend putting limits on screen-time, since too much of that can be harmful. For generic media that kids would enjoy…
- Loony Tunes (the old cartoons)
- Anything with space and rockets, kids love space.
- Spongebob (seasons 1-3, they don't beat you over the head with morals, and kids are smarter than you think, they don't like being preached to)

Have you gone on YouTube recently, OP?

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>I'm not entirely comfortable with just loading up whatever thing the botnet recommends to me in its staff picks and would like to have a library available of things I've already screened.

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Holy fucking crackers!

For real though I'm not a parent so take my advice with a grain of salt, but I believe nature shows and documentaries are great for kids. They not only show the biological nature of things (male and female only, males going hunting while females tend the nest, ect), but they also show the reality of life. Kill or be killed, the weak should fear the strong.

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Tintin and Asterix are good, as another poster said. Have your kids read. Don't let them watch TV, that will make them exitable and unstable later in life. You should get rid of your TV anyway, only watch movies and make it a family event. Give them books about animals while making them listen to classical. My parents did all of this to me (before they then dumped me in public school and destroyed me for life)

Take him outside.
Let him play with toys rather than watching talmudvision.
Legos, erector sets, and books are good for indoor entertainment.

Don't let them watch reality TV, at all costs.

Also, when your son starts going to Elementary school he will want to be playing the same violent video games his friends are, and watch the same insipid Marvel movies. Don't let him.

ALSO, BEST CHILDREN'S BOOK SERIES OF ALL TIME: pic related

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I support the voices that say "no TV", until they reach their teenage years.
Give them books, let them do outside or any sport/club activity to avoid the TV/Internet.
However if you cannot do otherwise, show them stuff like advocates. The older stuff has less poz, better storytelling and no current year politics.
Additionally show them "Once Upon a Time… Life". Its one of the greatest shows ever made to teach kids about human biology.
Teaching your kids the facts of Natural Science at an early age in a friendly manner will build a resistance against Leftist ideologies, who commonly disregard them.
Even if they later don't have the knowledge/information of why the Leftist ideologies are wrong, they will instinctively feel it thanks to their understanding of the physical world.

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friend just had kid. All baby books say to keep kids away from screens til they're at least 2.
Read to your kid. Give them some blocks and play dough. Foster the use of their imagination

>If you have any suggestions for media appropriate for children 1-6 years of age a list of shit we Jews will ban to better brainwash your children, I'd greatly appreciate it.

Shoo-shoo, tranny Jew.

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imagine 1950s kids. they produced their entertainment, they didn't consume. also, you as the parent should produce entertainment by interacting with the child. DON"T CONSUME.

This OP

I have a simple advice that may help you. Let him watch stuff, but watch it with him. Talk with the kid. Provide context, explain things, comment on stuff, point out flaws.

There are less or more risky programs out there, yeah, but the best way you can raise your kid well is to actually raise him - involve yourself and make sure he knows you're there to learn from.

That's a great point. If you leave the kid to the computer/TV by himself, then the show is the one teaching him instead of you. I would also say try to not go in blind with any kind of entertainment. If you can, preview what you could watch with your kid

Whatever you do OP keep your kid away from all forms of anime crap.

Otherwise he’ll grow up to be a fucking homo or Elliot Rodger styled incel.

Expose him only to manly forms of entertainment if you want him to grow up into a healthy adult man which means all of Arnold Schwarzeneggers movies especially the Conans and The Terminators but keeping special care that he never see that pile of shit Batman Forever or that one pozzed tranny fag movie Arnold did. “Mr. Mom” I think it was titled.

Anyway if you must expose your child to cartoons again make certain they are not anime rubbish homosexual creation kit fair like DBZ and again all forms of anime.

Instead get him old Bugs Bunny and Mickey Mouse cartoons as well Smurfs and Thundercats.

Ducktales is also good as well the newer Bunny character Buster who is some kind of cartoon relation or successor to Bugs.

The old Spawn and Mark Hamill voiced Batman cartoons are quality stuff too.

As for more movies? Can’t go wrong with Star Wars and Lord of the Rings.

White people call this "going outside." Sports, hiking, building forts, biking.

Also "reading." Read older literature. Winnie the Pooh, etc.

Tiny Toons…literally made by pedophile jew Spielberg.

No visual media at all. Sports, music, books, and other kids to wrestle with. That's all he needs at that age.

Oh, and homeschool if you can. Schools don't educate anymore, they indoctrinate and make you wait. Your kid will spend much of the day waiting for other kids to catch up, when he could be getting 1-2 hours of studies in and then going out to play, every day.

Have them watch old Disney movies. When Disney was run by an anti Semite. All jokes aside just don’t raise it the way you were raised. You don’t want to add another Zig Forums fag to this shitty planet

(I'll be giving birth to a son in August. Solidarity brah)

Oh man when I have kids its gonna be the cartoons i watched as a kid which i still laugh my ass off at that my kids are gonna watch. I'm talking about the old school bugs bunny and looney toons for the 50's and 60's and dont forget about Tom and Jerry. I could watch that cat chase that mouse for hours!

Yes. Fantasia is fantastic. Robin Hood, Dalmatians, Peter Pan, Sword in the Stone. Disney Renaissance too. Mermaid, Aladdin, Beauty and the Beast, Lion King.

Mr. Rogers

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I second this.
No visual media!!
There is no need. Especially considering that nearly ALL 'entertainment' and theater throughout History has been (((their))) domain to push degenerate fantasies, and destructive memes and characters to mimic.
READ BOOKS! Make the books easily accessible, with a cozy, enclosed private space for reading. Surround them with tools for art and music. ALL of their toys should be high level educational, ie. Erector Sets, Microscope/Telescope, Biological Anatomy dolls and models, Chemistry, etc. All of their dolls, stuffed animals, and other "toys" and art should be highly representative of our Culture and Heritage. An entire shelf with Viking ShieldMaidens, Runic Symbols, Wolves, and Boars, etc., and anything that resembles you and mom for reference to the connection of all of it.
BE THERE FOR THEM, ALWAYS!!
You are not their friend, you are not their emotional safe space (that's Mom's job), you are the guiding light, and the disciplinarian.
Keep order, and teach them to uphold these ideals.

BO RING

Also home school your kid if possible or put him in a good private school if you can afford to.

Public Jew schools are one step down from the penitentiary meaning they are almost as bad but not quite.

They are filled with many of the same violent and stupid thugs and niggers and can be or become veritable gladiator academies.

When your son should be learning Algebra he instead has to learn how to avoid being sucker punched you then realize how not worth a damn public Jew schools are.

Keep him out at all costs and he will thank you later.

Public Jew schools are simply PTSD academies filled with all the same trash and uncaring corrupt staff as the penitentiary.

To be honest, in my advice I am somewhat partial to letting kid choose their entertainment rather than curate everything. Parent is there for context and to subtly steer kid's choices, but limiting access to various content means that one day the kid may start watching stuff they'll like without you being around to explain anything (and since you never chose similar things and provided context - you'll be screwed there) or they may even dislike what you feed them over time.

STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM PEDO DISNEY!!
Nearly EVERY "story" has been stolen from OUR culture, and perverted by leaving the most important moral characters, and life lessons out!!

beautiful answer
(though it's also good for mom to be secondarily a disciplinarian/guiding light, and for dad to be secondarily an emotional safe space)

Examples please. (I agree that some Disney, especially recent Disney, is trash.)
Everyone knows that most Disney movies were taken from fairy tales. Of course expose the kids to the original fairy tales. But good luck making a convincing case for The Little Mermaid not being an improvement on HCA's version.

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NO!
Keep your roles separated, or you will raise a faggot!

Man and woman still should have the primary traditional roles. But my child's father will not be a cruel hardass, and I will not be a wimpy bag of jello. Both parents should be strong and empathetic. If either parent hides their strengths to fit a sex role, the child is deprived.

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A legit issue. Trouble is, propaganda plays unconscious tricks, making exposure a net loss sometimes, because the kid can't articulate the learned beliefs, so then he can't discuss them with a parent. It's important to pre-empt propaganda by imbuing values early, and leading a just household.

Having a daughter in April. Monitoring this thread.

I had a relative who was a cartoonist for Warner Bros, drew Bugs and the gang. He was HEAVILY redpilled on the commie invasion back then, and was devastated to have to watch and participate as Bugs became increasingly anti "Nazi".
As for Disney, some early stuff may be "safe", but as a general rule, unless you're a master at spotting the perverted archetypes, and old moral tales, you won't be able to catch the subversions until too late.
I say, err on the side of safety, and just turn it all off, and go the fuck outside.
Show them how to thrive in Nature. OUR true home.
Fuck the false fantasy world of the kikes.
I no longer even trust make-believe, even if good messages are held within.
Experience is the key to Knowledge, Knowledge the pathway to Wisdom.
There is no need for "theater" in this equation.
A child's mind is ill equipped for the nuances in meaning and metaphor anyway.
Exploration is the key to Discovery.

I can't argue with this. Outside is better. Free play is always better.

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If you're "pretending" to be me and women, and still treating this shit as Leftist "Social Constructs", than you're already ill equipped to raise healthy children.
If you are a REAL woman, you know this.
If your Man is real, he will keep you focused on your duties and greatest strengths in your family.
"Discipline" has nothing to de with being a hardass, and emotional security has nothing to do with being a "wimpy bag of jello".

Do you even "human" chik?
Release your socialist brainwashing, and be a fuckin' Mom.

(Okay I do disagree a little. Knowledge of stories enriches free play.)

Now, I don't exactly agree with Varg Vikerness on most things, but the videos where he's entertaining his kids are wholesome enough that you surely can't go wrong by following a similar formula. If your intention is to give your children ways to entertain themselves on the other hand, buying/creating safe toys for them should work wonders for you. I can't tell you the amount of stories I made up with my cousins when we'd play action figures together.
Some of the more upscale libraries, if you're up for traveling to the city, will allow free access to their 3d printers, which is perfect if you have the 3d-modeling skills necessary to make some pretty redpilled figures. Otherwise, try getting into wood carving, and you could make some wooden toys for the little ones too.

Download any classic stories, European fairy tales, greek mythology, and the like.
Science and nature documentaries are amazing at that age.
Get him some brothers and sisters.
A dog.
Don't overlook the simple things. A backyard, a ball, a stick, a bucket, a spade, a butterfly net, and such.
Picture books and posters of astronomy, star charts, constellations, animals and plants.
In a couple of years, invest in a big roll of industrial printer paper and give him crayons and markers. Your walls will thank me.
Check out your local scene for the younger Scouts programs, called Cubs or something.

Ever see that movie captain fantastic? Literally do that my folks basically did get the fuck off the grid as far as you can but your child is genetically predisposed to the same thought process memes and x as you
Facinating shit really I can't wait to have kids and out breed faggot immigrants I'm just waiting for a mate literally

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History and folklore have some of the most based stories around. Do you have the charisma to make a story interesting to a child?

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I fully agree, the danger is in the fact that most of OUR stories have been heavily perverted.
Hell, Guardians of the Galaxy is literally stolen, nearly verbatim, from the Nordic Legends, but ALL fucked up, and spun into kike wizardry!
Unless you KNOW the archetypes, and solid morals in the stories you're sharing, keep them at bay.
This obviously saddens me, but damn those fuckin' usurpers have crept into EVERYTHING!
My favorited books of poems as a child were written by a subversive commie kike, Shel Silverstein.
Fuck 'em all.

Old cartoons…bugs bunny, popeye and the like.
A Je To a great stop-motion show for kids and older kids
And animu

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Lord of the Rings, Narnia, Grimms Fairy tales, Aeneid Blyton etc…

What the fuck is all that shit supposed to mean? It's hardly coherent. "Social constructs"? "Pretending"? Women have testosterone, especially fit women. Men and women are not pure opposites, we're complementary.
Yeah, XX and XY. We conceived naturally on the first try.
He can't lead me justly without my informed consent, and my capacity to give informed consent to his masculine leadership over my feminine subservience is based in my secondary masculine traits.
Correct. Failing to provide a child with emotional saftey in the relationship (which you described as the mother's role) is what makes a father a cruel hardass.

You're being a fuckin' brainlet.

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Maybe not the earlier seasons, but certainly the later.

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You're probably right. Fortunately I love this shit (stories, metaphors, archetypes etc), and having a compare/contrast discussion about this sort of thing after watching a movie and reading a related book would be fun dinner table talk with kids.

But did he ever fuck a horse?

Bible is as based as you can be goyim.

The boy can still turn out fine if parents stay together.

I will tentatively advocate for Jim Henson's "Dark Chrystal", though.
I think this is the one that got him "flu"ed.

I mean, seriously…
Hook nosed (((Skeksis))) drawing the essence (adrenochrome) from the Podlings and Gelflings (Aryan children). Breaking this evil only when realizing that Good and Evil are one entity that resides in us all, and the responsibility and duty of righteousness is up to us to accept.
Geometry, runic symbols, Chrystal matrices and frequencies, etc..
A bit mystic, but still fairly solid Logos throughout.

Jim died shortly after this film.

No but does it make it somehow more appropriate for a kid?

yes

Disney, pre-kikery

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I wish your kids luck, hardass.
They're gonna need it.

Mr. ROGERS
Reading Rainbow
Barney
Captain Planet
Magic School Bus

I watched all of these at that age.

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I see someone beat me to it.

This reminds me – the only good live-action Disney remake is the 2015 Cinderella. That one was a massive improvement.

Before you start talking about the eclipse, can we go back to kid friendly stuff?

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Correction: Mermaid was 1988, 4 years after the "zionist takeover." Executives and presidents aren't necessarily as important as creatives and project leaders. Howard Ashman revived Disney with Mermaid, and stayed on board until he died during the making of Aladdin. And I don't see what's so 'kikey' about Beauty and the Beast.

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That's the only way!
The OLD Brother's Grimm Fairy Tales are still 'ours', but they don't fuck around. Some will give a grown adult nightmares! HA!

(Okay, Gaston was a bit too much of an "anti-feminist" strawman with the "women shouldn't read" shit, but overall, Beast was a good man and Belle was a good woman.)

Bestiality?

No, user. You have to be able to recognize the immediate obvious subversions before even bothering to go deeper into the character's minute traits.

Almost forgot to post this video on Mr.Rogers speaking to a Senate committee about the importance of early childhood development.

I read the whole old Grimm's pretty recently. Some really are fucking awesome.

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Retard.

Interracial mixing, duh.

Manga.

Western cuck porn.