So this guy who works at an aquarium gets summoned by his boss, who is looking very worried.
And she says to him "I've just been by the Dolphin Tanks, and they're feeling very amourous… They're doing all sorts of things to each other. And the trouble is; in less than an hour we've got three busloads of second graders coming. We can't have them watching those naughty dolphins behaving as if they're in a porno flick.
Now there's only one thing that acts as an anti-aphrodisiac for dolphins, and it's the meat of baby seagulls.
So I want you to go down to the Sea Shore, grab some baby seagulls, put them in this bag, and hurry on back.
But be carefull… A lion escaped from the zoo this morning, and although he was heavily sedated, he still just might be dangerous.
Now get going, and hurry on back!"
So the guy takes a shortcut through the forest to the sea shore, fills the bag with baby sea gulls, and he's walking back through the forest when he sees the lion! And it is lying across the path directly in front of him.
It's too late to run away. And the feline does seem very placid.
So, summoning up all his courage, he steps across the lion!
Nothing happens.
And so with much relief the guy begins to resume his journey when all of a sudden a Policeman jumps out of the forest, grabs the guy by the arm, and says to him "YOU'RE UNDER ARREST!!"
The guy can't believe it.
He says, "Tell me officer, What's the charge?"
And the Policeman says…
Transporting young gulls across a staid lion for immoral porpoises!
