Peak neoliberalism. peak neoliberalism...

Most realistic one.

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People as in adults don't, but kids eat this shit up. Don't you remember watching those Crossfire or Super Soaker commercials or whatever when you were 4 and getting hyped as shit? Advertisement always targets kids with advertisements featuring those a few years older then them. It's the same reason why gym commercials never show fat people or sports drink commercials never show people sitting on their couch.

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
WE WERE SUPPOSED TO HAVE MORE TIME
WE WERE SUPPOSED TO BE FOREWARNED
ALOC ACOC IS UPON US.

BUILD A WALL AROUND THE ATLANTA BOTTLING PLANT IMMEDIATELY

IT HAS BEGUN

Nice touch

that's probably what they're doing and that's the purest spectacle.
life is no fun when everyone is aware of the metanarrative surrounding their behaviour. even Sisyphus knows his rock pushing is stupid, he continues to push the rock. Yet any chance of us imagining him happy is stolen, because he knows the story himself. He knows he's rock pushing because his job is to metaphorically push rocks, and so there is no hope of him being happy. Were he just pushing rocks because of a curse, with no overarching awareness of his narrative position, that potential would exist. Similarly, if marketers were naive and uncool but thought they were being cool, their failure would be entertaining rather than just mildly "so you knew it wouldn't work yet you did it anyway because it'd still make us remember that coke did a thing that wasn't entertaining?" annoying.

But I suppose it helps make the modern world more silly. So yeah, do not adjust your sets. Hyperreality is proceeding according to schedule.

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tbh the philosophy of advertising coke is actually fascinating when you think about it
like, it's fucking coke, it's the de-fact of juice. everyone drinks coke, coke is to drinks as windows was to computing in the late 90s.

yet you keep advertising because you've gotta keep coke in people's heads, even though it makes no difference to whether they buy it or not.

Oh no my freind. It only gets worse from here.

Tbh this is the pinnacle of Zig Forums

How do you not know? What fucking game are you playing where "the objective" is so nebulously defined that you don't even know if you're at it?
These people are fucking cancer and I'd drop them like a DRM game.

tbh i'd kind of like the simplicity of a world where people could actually be openly friendly to one another, rather than the bizarre world we live in where it's a complicated morass that - while intuitive if you aren't autistic - irritates some lingering modernist desire for rationality. (so, undiagnosed autism then? - ed)
like if you want to be friendly on an imageboard where you vaguely recognise someone across threads, you just say something friendly. but then with close friends, you express friendship by saying that he's NOT at the objective and for being so shit at this game you're going to saw his legs off, because you're close enough to be comfortable saying horrible things to one another. then back to the internet, you've got communities full of the most dramatic, nasty, vindictive bastards but on a surface level everyone acts like it's fucking balamory because they think that's how you look genuinely friendly. and to be fair, when you're not the kind of leg-sawer who types a post like this, it probably works.

how much easier life would be if the good people were clearly good, the bad people clearly bad, and the objective clearly marked. actually wait no that would make it a videogame and videogames suck. but i'm still making this post anyway because now it's typed so my costs are SUNK.

Get a life, faggot

i had a life until medical technology advanced to the point where legs could be saved after being crushed in car accidents and industrial accidents stopped occurring following the outsourcing of industry
now my services are required only by the insufferable, the overly committed deviantart user and you, if you give me lip again you little cunt.

Fight me IRL, tiny man
protip: you will lose

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Blank slate for anyone who wants to make memes

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better version

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This would be like a nightmare for me. I would rather kill myself than have to engage the world sincerely. If you do that, you can no longer fool yourself about anything.

what is there to discuss, the image literally disses itself. It'd be a waste of time to actually discuss it.

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You need one guy who doesn't have a coke. People trust when it's 4/5 but 5/5 is suspicious. See ads for medicine or hygiene products.

i tried

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there was an attempt

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I'd still fugg the girl on the right
She kinda looks like Alunya

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I thought it was just a dude with long hair.

no she's a short-haired small tiddy gf

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Daaaaaw

I wanna destroy the pussi of whatever that thing at the end with the cat ears is

Yes.

NEVER
LIAH ALOC ACOC
LIAH ALOC ACOC

false, social democrats and center-leftists are responsible for welfare state, not reactionary extremists

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