OK Zig Forums, I made a soyboy Porky. Took over 100 hours in MSPaint. Do what you want with it...

OK Zig Forums, I made a soyboy Porky. Took over 100 hours in MSPaint. Do what you want with it. What is he so excited about?

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newsweek.com/elon-musk-loves-rick-and-morty-course-he-does-715566
boards.4chan.org/pol/thread/170134464
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

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Women of color in headscarves entering into management positions to show how “empowering”, and progressive capitalism can be.

Where are your photoshop skills, anons?

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Just getting this one out of the way.


fuck off software imperialist

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You should download GIMP user. It's freeware image editing software. Apparently not as good as Photoshop but as close as you'll get for freeware.

holy shit please spoiler

He is excited about inheriting 3 bln dollars in assets and capital from his father, of course.

>Tfw Trump is impeached and you can hire Indians for twice cheaper give opportunities to people from poorer countries

Thanks user, fine addition to my collection
Under socialism you'd be getting a fuck ton of labor vouchers for this meme

I wish I could picture how to make one for golf.


I only use GIMP. It's enough for low effort imageboard shit.


gulag'd

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I mean… Wew

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The F35 looks fucking obese. It's the epitome of an american aircraft, it's expensive, it's entitled, it's making a lot of news for shit it doesn't deserve to, it eats a day's worth of calories in one sitting. That is literally boomerism condensed into an aircraft.

It doesn't just look fat… it is fat! The marines crammed a lift fan in their version, but because all three versions are supposed be similar, the navy and air force F-35s are built similarly and so they are also fat.

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t. Soyboy.

Yes.

Joy and play rejuvenate the soul from the dreariness of industry, if we can't create a more joyous and playful society revolution isn't going to be worth the material effort or the emotional toll on the masses.

Soyboys are a Zig Forums meme based on fake science that perpetuates the alpha/beta false dichotomy and tries to dismiss any other ideology and natural but nontraditional sexual expression as the product of diet. Even if you are just joking, it still supports their narrative. Perform cultural revolution comrades, deny them their ideas.

cmon guise, is this the best yall got?

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Entertainment will come from the people in their now greatly-increased free time, not from mandated industrial allocation.

"soyboy" is just the bullshit label for a very real problem: manchildren who make a ridiculous gape-mouthed face at toys and superheroes.

Except Zig Forums nicked their "meme" and "fake science" from tranny DIY guides.
hemingways.org/GIDinfo/herbal.htm

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Soyky

without slavery there would be no black liberation movement whitey BTFO oh wait

Marvel has been catering to this type of Porky for a while now it seems.

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Thank you for proving my point. Please read the links you post and then form your opinions on the evidence they provide, instead of simply finding a something that you think prices your point and posting it.

Besides, the pseudoscience I was talking about wasn't it's feminizing effects, it's that (potential) feminizing effects could also be linked to changes in ideology. Soyboy is a term used to handwave liberal/leftist (because Zig Forums doesn't understand the difference) thought on the basis that the only reason people might have those beliefs is because something they are eating is turning them into women. That's what soyboy means, . What you are talking about is real, and consumption driven infantilization is a problem, but it's very different than the idea contained within 'soyboy'.

Zig Forumsyps need to leave their old memes behind.

Less potent != ineffective. Please learn how to assess what is placed before you before posting.

I can dig you out some anecdotal evidence from persons claiming to be taking cross-sex hormones and reporting changes in their psychological processes if you like. At least one of those individuals reported that these changes had caused them to reassess and change their stance on the sorts of ideas pushed by "intersectionals". It is not unreasonable to postulate that prolonged exposure to less powerful phytoestrogens would have a lesser but still noticeable effect.

Of course, the population Zig Forums refer to as "soyboys" are largely NOT exposed to soy products and there's a more widespread endocrine disruptor in the environment in form of phthalates from plastics. None of this is of interest to the likes of you, though. You, like so many of your fellow idiots on twitter, just want to wail that any concept you find disagreeable is Zig Forums, to hell with the idea that you might actually want to acquire some knowledge. The misrepresent everything placed before you. Nevermind that it makes you look less trustworthy than Zig Forums.

This conversation is now over.

conversations are finished when people stop discussing the topic at hand, not by flippantly claiming they are. A child who doesn't want to get hit back throws a punch and then runs away.

I did 'asses what is placed before me', because it repeatedly said that these herbal products are ineffective at causing major changes to secondary sex characteristics.

the reason why anecdotes are bad to bring up in arguments is because its not easy to prove causation with them. I've heard many times over that powerful hormones have an effect on your libido. Libido, however, is significantly different than ideology. Have you considered that maybe a person transitioning would be exposed to a very new social reality, a set of experiences which would cause them to rethink how they view the world?

But going by your logic, if small amounts of xenoestrogens can change your ideology, all of asia would be a feminist and intersectional utopia/nightmare because of how much soy they have eaten since soy's cultivation.

While they may not be shoveling tofu and edamame down their throats, soy is used as an additive in a sizeable amount of processed foods, due to the surplus soy production needing to go somewhere. That, and the protein requirements for conventionally raised meat animals is gotten by soy. So westerners eat a lot of soy. and yes, I am aware of other forms of endocrine disruption, especially by the xenoestrogens found in clothing. They have been proven to be Carcinogenic, not to make you a liberal. People developed and entertained liberal ideas several hundred years before plastics were invented, and unless im missing out on something, people who fall for rightist are currently exposed to just as many environmental hormonal imbalances.

you cant say I'm not interested in learning anything just because I've doubted what you said. calling me untrustworthy distracts from the point, and charging me with 'misrepresenting' things makes it obvious that you aren't willing to accept critique about your beliefs. You seem to have a pretty clear idea of who I am. The problem is that I dont use that reactionary trash site. Maybe you should put some critical thought into why you immediately labelled me as such for simply asserting that a Zig Forums meme is from Zig Forums and disagreeing with you.

The conversation is over. I no longer wish to discuss the topic. Continue ranting if you wish, duplicitous cur.

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I knew the left couldn't meme, but this is a whole new level of bad.
Multi-millionaire business owners do not tend to gape with their mouths open when they see a Nintendo Switch, or are obsessed with tofu and soymilk.

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lmao Zig Forumstards genuinely think soyboys as they imagine them who are "obsessed with soymilk" are a real world phenomenon

Is that second image real?

We need a Zig Forums soyboy and make it excited for beer, the_donald, pickup trucks, encyclopedia dramatica, etc. bonus if you manage to give gynecomastia and/or a beer belly.

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It was an effective meme that everyone including soyboys themselves were intuitively able to grasp the meaning with zero explanation at all.
Just slapping a slapping a soyboys face on a pig in a top hat doesn't really do anything but remove all context that made the meme good.

Great job.
But "soyboy" was literally never funny. Literally Limbaugh-tier ad hominem passed off as a "meme" by people who didn't understand what memes were. Actually, not even Limbaugh-tier - didn't Limbaugh come up with "lesbian baby killers"? Unironically funnier than anything Zig Forums has done since Nazifying Ben Garrison.

Why is Che Guevara in that second pic?

soyboys love wearing che t-shirts/insignia without actually supporting the ideology

"soy boy" means "anything that literal redditors over on r/T_D dislike." Not sure why blacked.com is on there though. They are the only ones who ever bring it up.

i mean the appropriate way to go with it was reinforcing the idea of consumerism as a negative thing, but the meme is dead in the water at this point

I really had high hopes when the template was made, the soyporky is funny but the applications that have come in thus far are well, pretty boring

It's really not. It neither makes sense, nor is even well made.

WE JUST NEED MORE TIME

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Soy porky probably thinks that blockchains are revolutionary and "invests" in ICOs.

No one can meme. Memes are terrible by default.

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sasuga, leftypol

youtube.com/watch?v=cwg20F6Ve9I

I'm not right-wing, reported the other weebanon for anti-revolutionary activity tbh

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Nothing that has ever been described as an "effective meme" is an "effective meme."

I know post-2010-era 4Chan people who genuinely believe that there is a formula which memes must follow. In this sense, no one can meme and memes are terrible by default. Everyone with this YouTube tutorial-tier idea of what memes are is fucking it up and clinging deliberately to godawful unfunny shit on purpose.

Only organic, absurd memes were ever any good.

I understand why most of those are on there but
What do these have to do with the soyboy stereotype?

Because r/T_D and Zig Forums are trying to turn being a reactionary into some kind of lifestyle. By voting for Trump and hating everyone for not being culturally reactionary and liberal your typical 18 year old white boy incel can somehow differentiate himself from his loser virgin friends.

Yes
newsweek.com/elon-musk-loves-rick-and-morty-course-he-does-715566

boards.4chan.org/pol/thread/170134464
wow we sure got btfo

From the brilliant people who brought us rhyming "soy" with "boy" and Pepe, uh Amerimutt, wait maybe scheming Jew, or ree normies or possibly kek?

Well, huh.

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Ah, yes, that classic

Soygoy was the only funny variation of that meme but its almost never used bc it implies that Jews are more Chad than they are true tbh

I'm not sure about the ADL beer on the right image, never noticed it; but the left imagine is a counter to the soyboy meme. Zig Forumstards who drink hoppy beers are at least x50 soyboy than people who consume soy.

hahaha

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You could say he's a lazy… daisy
XD like & subscribe for more dank memes!!

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I don't think you understand what that quotes implies, but that's understandable seeing you're a beerboy.

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stop trying to force your gay meme milhouse.

Your petty biases against your imaginary enemies are meaningless. Seek help.

come on we all know this is from you on reddit…

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It's ok, beerboy. All you have to do is start eating like a soyboy and your gyno and erectile dysfunction will go away so you can gain your masculinity back.

But I'm an alcoholic.

ABSOLUTELY OBSESSED

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For the last two years all of Zig Forums's "original" memes have been forced as fuck and all of them fell completely flat.

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choose wisely senpai

Zig Forumstards are too young to vote.

stop being alcoholic then

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The fact that they're still milking Pepe tells me all I need to know about their memes

uhh

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Not even concurring with him, but anyone who thinks Zig Forums elected Trump is and idiot. Most of his votes came from states that go red every election. It was overwhelmingly GOP loyalists.

In fairness the Bogdanoff meme is pretty funny, though the whole point of it is making fun of the tinfoil hat bullshit many of them unironically believe.

ok faggot. PA here btw.

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Hillary is why Trump won. Probably why you lot are still working her into your vast conspiracies about how everyone but Trump is a satanic pedophile. It's only way you can make him look even somewhat palatable.

haha you're right on that one. Can't wait til she's locked up.

wew
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Q predicted this.

Nah.

Why not give me your address?
Chicken?
If you lived where I lived u'd b dead.

Not even - Clinton actually managed to deter fewer people than Trump did. People look at Clinton or Gore or Nader and avoid the elephant in the room - EC electors are party nominees. The amount a state gets correspond (mostly) to congressional districts, but how the electors vote has nothing to do with how people in those districts vote and is decided by either the GOP or DNC depending on which party gets more votes in the state over all.

heh I can see you from where I'm standing right now. Come out after I finish this cig so it's a fair fight - 3 mins.

You think that cigarette gives you an advantage?
Bich I ain't afraid of your secondhand smoke

no but this chainsaw might. it's up to you now.

*teleports behind u*

Not surprised that the people too scared to leave their echo chamber think that Trump has overwhelming support on Zig Forums. We hopped off that train a while ago, only meme'd him during the election for shits and gigs. Of course we were hoping he was who he said he was, but it didn't take long for us to catch on that nothing has changed.

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you're right man, Bernie can still win.

u miss and hit a tree
Too slow son.

Nake