Those who proclaim themselves “socialists” are usually depressing...

Just by being on Zig Forums you're probably not the "depressing" type he's refering to. He's almost certainly talking about people who get mad at everything, interpret jokes literally, sperg out at problematic stuff, etc. That's the type of "Socialist" that surfaces onto mainstream society. You can believe everything is fucked and have a sense of humor about it, in fact you should have one.

It's not that they're wrong as much as they are hypocrites. Capitalist consensus is so pervasive that lumpen and petty bourg stereotypes are laughed at.

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wtf i love elon musk now

Oh god please no.

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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Saved.

Elon has been subtweeting a group called Black Socialists of America, he is basically "muh monopolies but socialism is utopian".

I think he's calling himself that because he takes government money.

elon musk convinced me humanity doesn't deserve social democracy, let alone socialism.
mankind must be extinguished so that a new super race of intelligent crabs can inherit the earth.

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And people tell me CEO and porky's are the cream of the crop.

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How many of you guys wonder about how your assignment is about as menial and pointless as it gets? When you get home after telling yourself youre serving the people around you, what do you do with that lie? How does your submergence in subversion emerge, and how many layers of yourself do you leave scars? Anyhow, it's intriguing so thanks. Btw youre my enemy lovely one, you know who I Am. You know I wont end and that your futility will soon be exposed. So, take me out and strech the rubber band, or bring it from heart through mind as act with me.

Fuck, Elon.
We know it's you, you squirrel looking fuck. lmao

Was that supposed to be profound or something?

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r/14andthisisdeep

MADE BY CRUSTACEAN GANG

AIR BUBBLES RISE UP

Philosophy is dead! Long Live philosophy!

We had a thread about this prg the other day, they're registered as some specific kind of specific non-profit and it all smells like a psy-op.

It was reading this that made me realize that Reddit and the stemfags had won and all was lost. When one of the richest men in the world who wants to lead the world into space has the mindset of a pretentious 14 year old there is no going back, no salvation. The future will be anti-human Landian hypercapitalism but instead of cool cyberpunk it will just be Rick and Morty jokes

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It was weird, Imthought it may have been an entryist group into the DSА but their shit seems legit, what gives? A psyop to what end? Also they randomly followed me on twitrer and im not even a yank so…

WHAT DID HE MEAN BY THIS?

Damn i didn't know Musk was a socialist

Well, I'm half memeing with the psy-op thing but the fact that it's incredibly co-ordinated, already registered under all the "proper" places and seems to have an aggressive social media campaign at the very least seems to indicate it's not grassroots and likely has a lot of money behind it, but as you said, to what end is the question.

(me)

Also they couldn't be a Democrat Cops of America entry group if they were serious about getting involved in politics as I understand it because they're filed under this: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/501(c)_organization#501(c)(4)

Is Elon Musk, Fredrick Engels?

Another big warning sign.
They're cops dude.

Seems pretty clear to me that he's joking

Elon Musk is a stupid redditor, confirmed!

It's pretty depressing how he thought that counted as funny. Must be pretty sheltered, attended an expensive college even.

Elon Musk is a fucking 14 year old. At least fucking celebrities like Marilyn Manson admit they behave like teenage boys but this guy is unreal. Celebrities are all in a virtual high-school together and they are fucking apes. FUck this planet.

Hot billionaire takes

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IM GONNA MAGE GARL MARGS LOOG LIGE A FUGGIN GABIDALISD :DDDDDD

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Jesus what a loser. How is this cuck a billionaire again? Man I wish I had been good at programming back in the early 90s.

The best part is that he literally tweeted that two hours before his rocket launch. Like he's sitting in the control room surrounded by the world's top engineers, staring at his phone intently, his face gradually reddening as he gets into a flame war with Existential Comics and insists that "no you low Autism Level individual, I am NOT an Ayn Rand villain how DARE you"

forgot pic

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EC is kind of a faggot, but watching this shitstorm unfold was almost too good to be true.

existential comics is doing god's work by needling this prick all the time

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How will he get us anywhere when Tesla goes bankrupt in Q3 and people will catch on how all of his other ventures are bubblicious scams as well?

someone spam him with Albert Einsteins article "Why Socialism?"

Good shout, also say that his adventures will cause "The Expanse": he's a nerd into sci fi and space he 100% has seen it.
Also watch The Expanse it is lefty kino.

read cockshott and become stemfag yourself

lol, no. I enjoy it a lot, but it's anglo-liberal to the core.

Well for starters, one of the book writers is a German. Two Earth represent the West and are fucking shit. Three the OPA are the IRA/PKK and are portrayed mostly sympathetically: because it focuses not on the terrorists but those actualising self rule (which was a big thing in revolutionary Ireland and modern Kurdistan). Mars (who is Russia / China) are portrayed as countries militarised because earth is rich, but whose militarisation hampers their development and the people want water not more gunships. It also accurately portrays neoimperialism by both the first world and BRICS. Also it has a pretty brutal takedown of the MIC.
So yeah, The Expanse is pretty fucking leftwing, BELTA LOWDA.

I unironically think pic related could work

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Elon Musk = E M = Engels Marx.

How the fuck am I supposed to not be bitter under capitalism? Only monsters and retards are happy now.

I think this is just billionaire attempt at "humor"

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Nothing he said is wrong though. The modern left is made up of liberals who rebranded after the 2016 election and every single thing elon musk listed applies to them.

I need more posts making fun of Elon Musk.

I think he’s talking abut Revolutionary Communist Party of America.

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I don’t lie, socialism is in my self interest, I admit this.

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There’s a solution, leftist stemfags.

What do you think the country of origin the prostute sucking him off in his profile pic is?

Wealth tends to affect people like this. When you have so much money you start to dissociate from the average person because things like medical expenses and rent/utilities becomes pocket change. This makes it so that wealthy people hang out with other like minded people or they get their info strictly from the web. Which simultaneously explains why rich people act like a unified class and Elon Musk imitates proletarian lifestylism from shit he reads from reddit

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I do not need PoC animals in my life, how hard is this to get?

all those fucking wage slave cucks

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"No"

That just shows how detached the rich are but if you are trying to disprove my post then you're gonna have to do more than just greentext it

I mean, he's lost a lot of his nuance when he broke his cherry and told his lolbert critics to suck it.

detached from what?
the rich can say just the same about the poor
it's a perspective of morals

r/rickandmorty isn't exactly the prime example of the proletarian lifestyle. Reddit is just as detached from reality, and the same can be said for many popular internet communities

Detached from the material conditions of the working class.

The same could be said of Zig Forums and their tendancies towards entryist groups like the Democrat Cops of America and Redneck Revolt. Problem is that rich people don't really care how accurate their sourcesare, they'll still inject bourgeois idealism and use whatever sources they think will appeal to new markets. This is why you have corporations using memes and using diversity rhetoric as a shame attempt at appealing to liberal workers and so called progressive elements of the petty-bourg. Reddit and the internet is about the only way STEMlords and silicon valley types can get connected to the "masses" Which explains why a lot of wealthy people push the us vs them mentality or the NIMBY attitude when it comes to homeless people

Is he going to go FULLCOMMUNISM, lads?

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Goddamn I could smell the bourgeois ideology a mile away

The real question is: Does he really think like a typical 13 year old, or is he mimicking slogans he read elsewhere, in a attempt to appeal to his largest fan base? Perhaps even setting up a presidential run in 2024 (when his bootlickers are old enough)?

Fuck, i just remebered that Elon is a South African, so a presidential run is not possible

This is exactly what he is doing. Capitalists love to penetrate into markets so they can increase their own wealth

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Who Are you?

For god's sake, put the money in revolutionary communist parties, you fucking socdems.

The British should've finished the Boers for good

He's actually worse than this. He is openly anti-democratic and has attended speaking events along side Neo Nazi lolberts.

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To be fair you could believe in abolishing private property, and do jack shit to advance it. Granted he’s probably thinking police=socialism.

He’s probably an Anglo South African who settled post-Boer wars. Only Anglos can achieve Musk’s level of faggotry.

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That kind of discribes me. I'm really sick of Zig Forums "humor" after being on this for three and a half years.

From reddit to fucking reddit. No.

He should read Victor Yakovenko and read up on non-bourgeoisie sources of the Soviet Union. Elongated Muskrat probably would get red pilled then.

Julius "Dutch destroyer" Malema
Julius "put the w*Ites on a pike" Malema
Julius "I'll make Mugabe look like Ian smith" Malema
Julius "putting boers down with my 45" Malema
Julius "one man Plassmorde" Malema
Julius "throw the boer down the well" Malema
Julius "Afro NazBol for the African century" Malema
Julius "One man Racial hate Hurricane" Malema

its just shitpost dont ban

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Need sources for this. I want to harp on this rodent a bit more.

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Ok so the Socialist Split of Musk's mind is back in power it seems

You're me.

What the fuck even is this timeline

this board

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