Ass'ad's Gas

While you were sitting in your arm chairs being Putin bots the good folks at The NY Times were busy CSI:Miaming the Syrian flatulence crime scene. All the CGI evidence definitely says Assad dealt it:

Augmented Reality
How We Created a Virtual Crime Scene to Investigate Syria’s Chemical Attack
By THE NEW YORK TIMES
JUNE 24, 2018
Our investigation found that the Syrian government dropped a chlorine bomb on this apartment in Syria. See the evidence in augmented reality.

Now what do you have to say for yourselves Zig Forums?

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_communist_parties#Communist_parties_as_ruling_parties_or_part_of_ruling_coalition_in_multi-party_states
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Progressive_Front_(Syria)
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nytimes.com/interactive/2018/06/24/world/middleeast/douma-syria-chemical-attack-augmented-reality-ar-ul.html

Your article links to another NYT article where they conveniently obtained a "leaked document" from the UN, which will not load.
Meanwhile, the USA bombed a whole civilian district a day before international forensic teams were to arrive to investigate if Assad used chemical weapons in a battle he was already winning, conveniently destroying any evidence that might prove otherwise.

Not that I give a single shit, but I still think america needs to fuck off.

But how can you argue he didn't do it when confronted with the digitally altered proof?

Assad gassed them! It was real in my mind!

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how is this not suspicious

int.nyt.com/data/documenthelper/50-united-nations-commission-doc/865546bdd15e4bb35f11/optimized/full.pdf#page=1

Shows me a white page, very nice.

Reality… augmented with THE TRUTH

GOD BLESS AMERICA

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muh Sunni genocide

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kek my sides holy shit "augmented reality"

Made by Shia gang!

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Shit, forgot my shitposting flag on.

Is that Shia Labeouf in a turban?

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Only so they could investigate the augmented reality.

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The pun writes itself.

Assad must be stopped(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

From doing what? Creating a relatively stable syria and keeping ISIS at bay?

It just keeps happening.
When will someone manage to get out of the global banking cartel without gassing jews and eating babies, and tehrefore must be bombed, alongside of it?

Is it even possible?

fixed it for you

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Is BO ill?

NO!!! We must defend Neoliberalism with crypto-fascist characteristics in the Middle East against l*ftism to the bitter end!

Tbh the only reason i(we?) support is that he has communist in his alliance .
rightards can become the 50 something state of america or the new destination of the siberian express for all i care

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Tight.

This what i was talking about here

But tbh all those partys were repressed until 2000s (also then started the capitalist reforms)
So i do not know the extent that commies like Assad or they just act like this to survive
Only the trots dislike Assad(rightfully) but even them are against the (violent jihadist) rebels
better stop this conversation now before BO wakes up..

Wrong the trots are with those nazbols BASED
in the Popular Front for Change and Liberation

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Shit i am wrong again
They WERE with the nazbols now they are alone in the legal opposition,pretty much anti-america ,anti-assad(most people dont trust them on that),anti-rebel.
Syria is like 99% leftist

Oooooh, that's that good shit.

i know, it's a lot to ask from someone obviously retarded, but anyone else could just go and read up on why they support Assad
but someone just throwing out retarded baseless accusations and blatant EU libturd propaganda should just go drink bleach, there's no saving for someone this deep in the swamp

Me or the other guy

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All of them support the legal goverment cause they dont want USA to shit Syria like they shit Iraq .
If you talk about me

I guess China is communist too then?

The PRC doesn't have hammer and sickles on their flag and they're a capitalist economy.

The CPC has a red flag with a hammer and sickle and they're communists.

Seems you're right.

Syria has two communist parties in parliament and communist militias fighting on their side such as Syrian Resistance. Meanwhile all the rebels have is one foreign ⛏️rotskyist FSA Brigade.

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Hi Ismail

I find it odd that right wingers like Assad, seeing as how the bloke literally has Socialists and Communists in coalition with his government. Or the fact that he's officially considered left wing.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_communist_parties#Communist_parties_as_ruling_parties_or_part_of_ruling_coalition_in_multi-party_states
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Progressive_Front_(Syria)

Poltards are idiots
There are two sides tho
one is the muh white race and muh socialist leader
2nd is the NK is actual fascism guys we are relevant i repeat we are relevant

quality moderation lmao

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

Inshallah my brother

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Kek

can I get a hell yeah for rebels getting absolutely blown the fuck out in the south?

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YEAH BOIII

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tbh I'm hoping winning the war means Assad goes to the left of Russia and the Ba'ath party in general

Assad is undisputably to the left of Putin, also his Baathism is much more to the left that Saddam for example was (this is why whilst the USSR supported Syria, the US supported Saddam's Iraq)
He is not a Communist tough, and Syria is not a socialist country as some people claim

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yeah but it would be nice to be to the left of Hafez al-Assad, but with how much destruction the country has faced, reconstruction might require a repeat of Hafez's reign minus the intervention on behalf of Lebanon's Maronite Falangists.

Yeah, I'm not a dengist, but I think with the amount of reconstruction that needs to be done the best option will be to take something similar to Chinese capitalism, in order to put the country back running again

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Also applies today. The modern remnant of the Iraqi branch of their Ba'ath faction is led by a guy who literally allied with ISIS to fight against the Iraqi government. Now he says that Arabs need to behind Saudi Arabia in the fight against Iran.

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*unite behind

inb4 Israel

Did not know it was stil running, now that the antiimperialist shia-Communist alliance is in power he will probably wat to kill himself

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Since 2003 the Aflaqite (Iraqi dominated) faction of the Ba'ath Party no longer has a unified central leadership but its regional branches are still active throughout the Arab world.
As for the Syrian dominated faction (which sees al-Arzusi as the main founder of Ba'athism) the central leadership is led by Abdullah al-Ahmar, while its Syrian regional branch is led by al-Assad.

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