If Lenin were alive today, would he post pictures of cats?

If Lenin were alive today, would he post pictures of cats?
What would be his favorite cats?
Post Lenin cat stories, and Lenin cat lore.

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If Lenin was alive today he'd be shitting his diaper while his wife fed him porridge
Reminder that Lenin was basically a vegetable by the 1920s

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That's sad ;-;

Dogs are the true proletarian pet.

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lenin wouldn't use the internet

Who hurt you

Lenin would study, study, study and not shitpost, shitpost, shitpost.

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This is true. Dogs represent brotherhood, comradery and mutual dependence. Cats represent individualism, pride and greed.

More importantly: Which revolutionaries would be channers/goons and which would be redditors?

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Redditors:
Stalin, Bukharin, Lenin, Rykov, Kamenev, Luxemburg, Martov, Liebnecht,
Channers:
Trotsky, Nechayev, Serge, Lukacs, Bordiga,

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bet he would do porn comissions, and since he was such an animal lover, he would obviously be a furry. of course his porn would be terrible, since he sucked at drawing people.

Jesus Christ, he would have made 9/11 look like a daycare centre.

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He would love the chans, we have splits every few years.

Stalin, Bukharin, Lenin, Rykov, and Kamenev would all have been banned on Reddit. Stalin and Lenin would probably get banned on Zig Forums too.

Trotsky would DEFINITELY get banned on here. Bordiga as well probably.

Trotsky would be a something awful goon and he would have a long notorious tldr posting history and would have been banned multiple times.

Stalin would have a popular youtube channel

Stalin would be the normiest of redditors, but still get banned from all the lefty subreddits because he couldn't help himself from sperging out about decadent bourgeoisie homosexuality and cosmopolitans.

Lenin was more polemic against homosexuals than Stalin.

How the fuck do you think Stalin would be normie? Guy was an edgelord in his youth, got sent to the gulag by the Tsar, managed to escape and fucked a nobleman's daughter on the way.

Lenin would probably sound like an angry Leftcom most of the time, whilst sperging out against Leftcoms. I don't think Lenin ever thought he is going to lead a revolution and basically became in charge of what used to be the Russian empire. Shit hit the fan so quickly it probably surprised himself.

i could see Stalin secretly shitposting on here but other then that all of them would keep their online presence to an official twitter account and a party youtube channel

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He would love the opportunity to create conflicts and spread edgy opinions while remaining anonymous.

Is that so? I did a search of Marxists.org, and couldn't find a single usage of the word "Homosexual" "homosexuality" "sodomy" etc.

They just want to eat, sleep and maybe fuck if they aren't neutered.

Hmm, somebody who just wants to indulge in hedonistic activities while leaching off the work of the majority kinda sounds like a certain class.

Yeah fuck Lenin for having bourgeois fur!

the question is what musicals would stalin like, hamilton?, high school musical?

whatever you could call the modern equivalent of this
youtube.com/watch?v=-jcDXDHoNGs

btw i like this thread, it is very autistic and irrelevant

or this, but sounds similar enough
youtube.com/watch?v=ROC_gaZVNb8

You are brainlets. Cat's are not individualistic, that's myth by stupid people, believed by stupid people, pretty much all the animals are social.

that was stalin's favorite song?, well i guess the man might leave the church, but the church does not leave the man

Rocky Horror

The virgin Leninist lap cat
The Chad Apo survivalist kitten

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that wouldn't happen today because we'd be able to detect his atherosclerosis and treat him accordingly

Nuh uh

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