A young rugby player ate a slug on a ‘mate’s’ dare. Now he’s paralyzed
chad slug vs virgin larrikin
what is he thinking
WTF
Did I eat that thing
Check out my Terri Schiavo impression
Rugby players do idiotic things thanks to their extreeeeeeemely close relationship with their "mates".
There was a story 10 years ago about a rugby player in Wales who said to his "mates" that he'd pull off his nuts with a pair of pliers if their favourite team lost the match.
Then when it happened, he went home and did it.
Gas anyone who is a fan of or plays rugby.
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Natural selection hard at work
He did not die.
Fagby
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Video related: feminists being triggered by Rugby fans telling jokes.
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With subtitles for non-bongs.
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rugby is homosexual anal fisting gatherings
football is a man's sport
Nigger Felon League or FIFA you can't win this choice.
He's effectively removed from the gene pool.
It's not like he can't still go enjoy a game from the sidelines
It's not like his life is over or anything…
No he isn't. While there is cream in the walnuts he's still in the running.
He might meet a woman in a similar state and have children with her. If his parents are rich they could pay for a surrogate then raise the grandchild for him.
His paralysis could spontaneously improve, or a miracle treatment could be discovered, allowing him to become a father later in life (easy money then from book deals etc.)
Stranger things have happened.
He can still be the life of the party
Let's just be honest…
His mother would be happier if he just died
Look at the bright side……………………….
He's still got his whole life ahead of him
He's still got his youth…
And Wild Rebellion……………..
"While there is cream in the walnuts he's still in the running"
…….did you actually just say RUNNING?
You've got to just keep 'rolling' forward…
You can't live regretting the past…
You have to focus on the 'presents'……..
Angiostrongylus Cantonensis
'as Snug As a Bug In a Rugby Player'
doesnt australia have """free""" medical care?
found to be infected with larvae of the parasite. It is possible that eating undercooked or raw animals that are infected
sad tbh
Is this the JohnnyNeptune containment thread?
Why you no namefag on /b/, Johnny boy?
Don't worry. We still recognise you. Come back over to Zig Forums so you can watch the other shoe drop!
At least now, nobody needs to 'dare' him anymore…
STUPIDEST QUOTE OF THE DAY
"Don't worry. We still recognise you"
….gee, I wonder how….
JohnnyNeptune beats up teenage autists all day, but since they largely ignore his futile attempts at harming the userbase or site in any meaningful way, he has moved on to bashing the shit out of quadriplegics. Sad, really. No one cares. Johnny boy just likes to waste time. He is a true schizo.
Somebody's a Master Sleuth !!
…. Uncanny 'detective' skills !!!
HOW DOES HE DO IT?
"Don't worry. We still recognise you"
But trust me, dumbass… If you thought I was 'hiding', you're much stupider than I already thought….
LOL @ WE STILL RECOGNIZE YOU
(Today I taught you how to spell the word 'recognize' correctly)
That's alright, Johnny.
I seem to recall teaching you how to spell the word "hyphen" correctly not too long ago! And that was actually in a post where you were railing on Printz's grammatical errors and bad spelling! Classic. Come at me with some 'hypen's… Fite me.
Johnny can't even figure out when he's being trolled by an intentional misspelling meant to keep him busy in a containment thread!
Be Recognice.
You should seriously consider getting a job at the NSA…. You are absolutely amazing!!
HOW DID YOU EVER RECOGNIZE ME??!!!
TELL ME YOUR SECRETS, SHERLOCK HOLMES
LMFAO @ "Don't worry. We still recognise you"
Y O U . . . . .
A R E . . . . .
G E N I U S ! . . . . . .
I can't believe that worked so well!
Recognoise!
No. I actually am.
The timeless "I intentionally misspelled RECOGNIZE" bullshit, huh ?
Your mind is fascinating !!!
HOW DO YOU DO IT, EINSTEIN ?
See
Don't worry. We still recognise you.
DUDE, HOW ON EARTH DID YOU EVER RECOGNIZE ME ?!!!!!
I CANT BELIEVE HOW GOOD YOUR DETECTIVE WORK IS !!!!!
GOD DAMMIT !!!
I was trying SO hard to 'hide', but he found me somehow…
SHERLOCK FUCKING HOMES
I wonder how he ever recognized me?
I am dying laughing right now, Johnny boy! Thank you!
On a more serious note…
Since I also spend an inordinate amount of time shitposting on 8/n/, and I know you are a flaming phonefag, I was just wondering if you might share with us which app you are using to whip up those memes with such a quickness. What would you get out of sharing said info, you might ask? Well, more OC around here for one thing. I could banter with you on a more fun level, more kids might learn something, we could raise the entertainment levels around here significantly. While I do enjoy wasting my time keeping you entertained here, I also respect your prowess as an artist, if not as an orator, so share with me your secret app or apps. If you're actually using a computer rather than a phone to manipulate images, which I doubt, I would be happy to hear what applications you use. We could use some more OC around here, and I find yours often entertaining and humorous. I have even saved a couple.
If light enters a black hole, did it ever exist in the first place? Unlike American football, rugby is not gay.
I would also like to know.
American football is like ballet spandex faggots.
Rugby is like leather and chains biker faggots.
And then some slug will slime its way up on the table and ruin everything.
I'm looking at you, JohnnyNeptune!
I use a few paid versions of different apps, like Adobe Photoshop touch for Android and a 3D app…
But if you look at the file name, that's a giveaway to which app I use as the 'go to' app
Hee Hee !!!!
(Although I am an insufferable namefag unconscionable douchebag, and everybody perceives me as 'an attention whore', in all actuality, I'm just keeping myself entertained)
and……
LOL @ the opportunities afforded by the rugby playing 'Lil Slugger' guy….
(it's not MY fault that he was stupid enough to eat an insect)
All insects have parasites, just as all living things have parasites (see FLUKES) but the parasites inside of insects and worms and slugs are not the type of parasites that you want in your bloodstream….
OK I'll admit, even though you're annoying a lot of the time, this is some good bantz.
HERE'S A FREEBIE
Feel free to download this transparent .PNG file for your own entertainment purposes…
(This is a rare candid moment where I go out of character)
…….thank you……….
and of course, as you already know….
the 'irritating' thing is my schtick…….
ANOTHER FREEBIE
In this image, little Slugger has a 'rim lighting' light source, and works perfectly if placing him into a darkened room….
Thank you, Andrew.
Here is my first attempt.
Shit!
A bit small maybe?
….lol @ my head on the piglet
A noble first try….
You'll get it….
Gotta admit, the transparency cutout thing is pretty cool.
Teach me, Senpai!>>613961
Make up your mind, Johnny boy!
THE TWO KIKEROACHES……
Of course I'm not actually Jewish……….
But of course I'm going to tell everybody that I am….
I am also happy to unite peoples by becoming a focal point for their universal hatred. I get you.
I would actually be more than happy to teach any of you how to throw together really fast graphics on the Fly…..
EGG
ZACK
LEE™
K.
Graphics thread?
Nope…..
Is a 'persistent vegetative coma in a wheelchair' thread…..
Thank God
(FaceApp is bullshit. I didn't look anything like this when I was younger)
proof that AI is still in it's infancy…
More like an embryo…
(And yes I know how to embed a video God damn it)
Omg. Lol, thats fucked up!
Cringeworthy
Have you been scared away by Sissyboy Sassypants? I, for one, would really enjoy the lecture. Waiting. Teach me, Senpai.
t. Sissyboy Sassypants
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Lemme get a picture of Johnny's signature
Sorry I was throwing together a couple videos
Q: which app are you looking to use the 'cut out' transparent .png function in ?
Which would you suggest?
to keep you on your toes…
For a Dalvik platform ?…
PicsArt
you saw that video ?….
really ? god dammit I didn't mean for anybody to see that video. It was private, for my eyes only…
In PicsArt, go to TOOLS
and select FREE CROP
Draw over an area to select it, turning it 'red'
Using the draw & erase tools, you can scroll & zoom, selecting with precision
Go on… We're listening…
Also, by double clicking either the DRAW or ERASE tools, you can adjust your Brush Size
Once you've selected the area you want to 'cut out and save', click the arrow in the upper right hand corner
Although I'm an old school 3D modeling and animation guy on computers, and of course Adobe Photoshop is the gold standard for still grahics, I've found Adobe dropped the ball when it came to Dalvik
I have the paid version of Adobe Photoshop Touch for Android ™
but trust me… PicsArt is better
PicsArt kicks ass
They thought of just about everything
ALMOST
and it's fast as fuck
Full tutorials online etc you'll love it
cons: they have a lot of 'fluff' because they have so many 'fluffy' customers who want One-Click filters and Silly Childish Shit….
But I just ignore that shit and use it as my nuts and bolts workbench..
as long as you familiarize yourself with the functions, you'll never have to deal with Fluff
Fuck Rugby Sammy….
his feeding tube and catheter could be used as a beer bong for deserving college kids
These are very unlikely scenarios. He may not be Official Darwin Award Eligible, but I maintain that the gene pool is pretty safe from his goo.
Carry on…
Worms ate his brain. I doubt he is thinking.
SLUG LORD