Internet Porn Loicense Memed into reality in bongland

"Adults who want to watch online porn will be able to buy codes from newsagents proving they are over 18.
New age verification laws that are introduced this year will require viewers to prove they are not underage.
One option available to the estimated 25million Britons who regularly visit such websites will be a 16-digit code - or 'porn pass'.
The move is part of new legislation to prevent children accessing online porn. "

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In other news, TOR use in Britain skyrockets.

I wonder if there will be back alley dealings of porn hard drives in Britian now.

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Not going to work and will create an underground market of commerce and p2p trade in homemade porn. A whole lot of illegal porn between teens is gonna spread.

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digits observed. underground is where this leads

Porn is degenerate and anyone who watches it, is literally watching another man fuck a chick that he isn't ever going to fuck and getting aroused over it. You're a cuck.

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i don't think the UK government cares about any of this for religious reasons so that only leaves things like birth rates and such

wouldn't it have been a better idea to implement this before bombing the middle east and allowing an insane immigration policy though ? Not much point now.

This is a government that just strikes me as having too much idle time, they already make porn opt-in over there don't they ? So the shame factor for that I guess wasn't all it cracked up to be ? So they're moving on to the next level ? Mixed messages hey, what are they going to do, legalise paedophillia and then ban porn sites ?


When people can't get decent jobs, and there's nutjob freaks openly talking about vac bed fetishes and god knows what else on twitter do they really think there's going to be much room for shaming Mr Smith ? The government's priorities are concerning tbh.

Visit any town or city centre at a weekend in the U.K. Shame and that place are complete strangers.

Is this just a trick to set people up into buying porn?

Also, will this affect hentai.

LOICENSE:

thank you for teaching me a new word.

I love 'news', because I'm always learning new words and shit

what if.. there are to women pretending they're lesbians for my pleasure?

You hear that?

That's the sound of a generation of bongs switching to free 2D anime titty sites.

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FAIL

This. Would it take anyone (other than the filthy, dumb, boomer, scum who wrote this bullshit) more than a minute to bypass this?

In the meantime mudslime rapists are given a free pass to enter the country and do whatever the fuck they want to children.

Wow they banned (((porn))), I'm so troubled by not being infected with the sinful mind jew
Now white men might have to, SHOCK HORROR, go out and win a qt3.14 instead of shooting their testosterone away every evening to some pixels

They need to do the same thing in America

seriously

kek

Banning porn is great until you realise it means literally every single website where 'pornographic material can be distributed'. Newgrounds, Here, cuckchan, DeviantArt, Tumblr (possibly even normie favourites like Snapchat etc); all will now require a license. The normies will become even more dronelike; even more husked.

God my country is so fucked.
You'd think this is all a jokepost; until you realise it's all legit. Labour, Conservative, LibDem, UKIP, SNP, Greens; they might all have different ideas on some things; but all of them are government expansionist-it just depends to what extent during their term.
There is literally no way to stop this; protests don't mean shit and petitions is the governments way of politely telling you No.

When people say the UK is fucked; think of the worst possible scenario and make it worse. You might have got near it. Literally the worst parts of 1984 and Brave New World put together. fml.

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UK is fucked. Muslims ban porn in their countries because they prefer to rape goats and marry 6 year old years girls. UK mass imported these faggots. And now these faggots want/demand porn be banned.

Guess this is where I go from nobody to multi-billionaire… selling porn pics for 5 pence.

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So what's stopping them from just getting their porn from torrents? Or sites that aren't strictly for porn but still allow it? Or using a VPN?

wew

isn't that already illegal in the UK and canada?

Not true at all. There are so many fucking sites, and ways to access porn that there will never be a method to remove that access from the clear web.

I'm someone who believes that the best thing that could possibly happen for all concerned would be a complete cessation from ALL things internet.

Technology has been the expedited undoing of the human experience, and is single-handedly responsible for the exponential unhappiness of everyone who it touches. The Orwellian nature of 'big brother's Google and the other mind-numbing, soul crushing major players cannot be denied.

I also believe pornography is a detrimental factor in men's psychological growth, prevents them from getting laid, and is produced at the cost of young vulnerable chick's lives….

Personally, I remember life before all of this shit, when a fax machine was 'amazing technology's, and I can testify that life was MUCH more enjoyable back then…

Only loli. Actual CP is fine if you're (((one of god's chosen people)) or a muslim though.

OI WANKER
IS THAT PORNOGRAPHY
PRESENT YOUR LICENSE FAGGOT!

either way it doesn't work and only makes people turn to alternatives or workarounds.

YOU CAN'T

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STOP THIS

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SIGNAL, KIDDO!

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Time to get 100 CD-R's, fill them with porn and just dump them around the place for the lulz. If everybody does it we won't need the internet.

Sauce?

Dunno. Just some random pics I saved for scientific purposes. Have some more hardcore pornography. On the house, of course.

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At least in America we don't have to pay the government on top of our tax dollars to spy on us fapping.

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Fucking UK:
16 to have sex, 18 to watch it, unless you're a child and then the teachers will actually legally enforce your child to watch.
Having sex for money is illegal, but having sex for money ON CAMERA is totally fine and a growth (((industry))).

this is the result of inbreeding. literally worse than 56% amerimutts, you're 100% UKCucks but you have 50% the chromosomes so you're all retarded, and so is your speech and legal system.

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Net Neutrality concepts could be utilized to block access to ALL IPs except for IPs that register with the ISP. ISPs are governed, thus, you could eliminate the ability to connect to all TOR nodes, all torrent IPs, and all other P2P activity.

It could be possible to make all connections client-to-server/client-to-cloud, and eliminate all client-to-client connections.

This would also kill the bitcoin.

It would become impossible to connect to unapproved IPs, and the internet would be fully sterilized.

The effort required to suppress pornography is magnitudes greater than that required to generate it.

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fuck off you feminist mangina. Internet porn is the best thing to happen to men. Getting laid means men doing shit they don't want to do just to catch STDs, knockup a slut, work a job they hate to support the kid and the slut, get divorced because the slut became "bored", forced to pay a stupidly amount of child support or go to jail. Internet porn improves men's lives.

Don't museums have lots of paintings of nude women? So why not go and jack off there.

Kill yourself porncuck

minus the faggoty (((meem parentheses))), this tbh


kys reddit

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good brexit lads

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Do you get paid based on how much Zig Forumsshit you can shoehorn into each post? I mean Dickens was paid by the word which is why he made everything he wrote so autistically detailed, and it makes me kinda think something similar is going on here.

that was normal use of internet vernacular. welcome newfriend.

Perfect time to get a nice pin-stripe suit and open a fap-easy camouflaged as a mosque.

Better skedaddle, before he calls you a bigot :^)

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this is the original definition of 'normalfag.'

You get an extended ban on cuckchan or something? Or just a triggered /leftyfag/

piss off tbh