BREAKING NEWS !! Man Goes Online And Puts His Foot In His Mouth

A man was reported to have gone online recently, and brag about 'being tall', calling other men 'manlets' and calling women 'roasties', suggesting that women aren't interested in men who are shorter than him.

Eyewitnesses reported that this 'tall guy's openly admitted that he never gets any pussy.

CNN has reported that the man is overcompensating for his lack of sexual prowess, and harbors animosity and resentment towards women, because he never gets any pussy, and he openly admits that he jacks off all the time, desperately grasping for straws, trying to somehow soothe his own bruised ego, and reassure himself it he's not undesirable to women.

Further details as they become available.

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It's ok OP, there's still hope for you.

I just deleted your earlier thread, and now I see you've already created this one. Yes, I openly admitted that I jack off 4 times a day, and I never have sex with women, but that doesn't mean I'm not sexually successful. Well, maybe it does a little bit. Nevertheless, I'm taller than you, and that means women want me more than they want you, even though you get laid all the time, and I never get laid, and I sit around all by myself masturbating.

Hold on a minute here. Nothing I'm saying makes any sense, does it? Fuck you! Fuck you and fuck women because I hate you! Why can't I get a girl?!! Go to hell !!

Nope……

You're simply a latent homosexual, and you should accept that fact…………

People would like you a lot more if you would just embrace the fact that you're gay, and let go of all of your needless anger……….

I'm taller than you, and you're shorter than me, and women like me more than they like you, even though you haven't been without a girlfriend or a wife since you were 17 years old, and I've got next to zero experience with women, that doesn't matter, because I'm taller than you, and you're shorter than me, and women like me more than they like you.

(I swear to god, neptune I hate you)

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The flaw in your futile argument:

you never get ANY pussy…………..
O B V I O U S L Y . . . . . . . . .

N O N E . . .

lol !!……

(see how easy that was?)

This is the part where you realize it's going to be another lonely night, and you're going to wake up all alone again tomorrow in that little bit of yours….

…. So you shrug it off oh, and pat yourself on the back, telling yourself that 'you were right, and he was wrong', before you pull your single prepaid movie ticket to see SOLO, glanced over at your Star Wars poster on the wall, and pop another single-serving frozen meal into the microwave and get settled in for the evening

OH NO NO NO NO NO

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I like coming here because I learn a lot of things from you guys… You know a lot of stuff that I know absolutely nothing about…

For example, I was wondering if you could teach me what it's like to not have a girl cramming your dick down the back of her throat every night?

Seriously… I would really like to know what that's like, never getting laid… That must be really different…

Because I've never gone any more than 2 days without a girlfriend or a wife to suck my dick and put me to sleep every night…

When I was 17 years old, I had a hot as fuck registered nurse drag me out of a nightclub and to take me home… I became her live in fuck-toy… When she and I broke up 4 years later, I had another girlfriend within 24 hours…

Since then, the longest I ever went between girlfriends or wives was two or three days maximum…

So teach me something… I really want to learn…

What's it like never getting laid?

There's something else I would like you to teach me

Q: do you think there's a correlation between the 'video games and anime' & you never getting laid?

uh oh OP, sounds like the manlet police are here to give you a timeout big boy
don't worry, i'm sure they'll change that dirty diaper for you if you're good

Another Question:

Q: did the ridiculous catchphrases like 'roastie and manlet' begin BEFORE you became bitter over your inability to get pussy, or AFTERWARDS ?

I'm not making an argument, I'm laughing at you for sperging over being short

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That is a ridiculous meme but in a good way.

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AGAIN, LITTLE GUY…..

Q: did the ridiculous catchphrases like 'roastie and manlet' begin BEFORE you became bitter over your inability to get pussy, or AFTERWARDS ?

WHY DO YOU KEEP AVOIDING MY QUESTIONS?…

Is there something about my questions that you feel uncomfortable answering?

QUESTION: why do you never get any pussy?

DAMN IT!! YOU DON'T SEEM TO WANT TO ANSWER MY QUESTIONS !!!

AGAIN:

Q: WHY CAN'T YOU GET ANY PUSSY?

Here's a question: What do women call guys under 5'9"?

@619798
Did a Tall Man tell you to speak squirt?

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friends
lmao jk they don't call them at all

Of course there's more to a relationship than just sex….

It's really about having an emotional companion, who chooses you over everybody else, no matter how much money they might have, or how big their dick might be, or how young or old they are, how handsome they may be, or how tall they are or how short they are…

It's about having a BEST FRIEND, one that you can count on 24/7, knowing that she 'has your back' no matter what happens… It's about having somebody who has 'invested their entire life' into your life…..

a best friend…….

a best friend that just so happens to have a vagina, and let you fuck her in her throat and asshole anytime you want, literally giving themselves over to you physically, like a sexual punching bag….

Let's try this one more time and see if you have worked up the courage to answer me honestly….

Q: WHY CAN'T YOU GET ANY PUSSY?

Q: What do women call guys under 5'9"?

A: whatever they call them, you're not going to know about it, because no women stay in communication with you

(It almost doesn't make sense for you to have a phone, because you're not getting any calls from any women at all)

bro look at this dude uhju uhju wait till you see the f- uhhujuJUJUJUUU NO NO NO NO ohhhHOHOo ohh uhhuhhuhh EATJAHWQUIEHQWIUOHHHHHHAHAHAHAHA AAA LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD HEEEEEEEE HAHAHAHAAA LOOK AT HIS HEIGHT HASJHJDHWRUI

Dox on the tall guy.
I aint gonna be rick-rolled on that fake link(fake shit like this is why we can't have good things in Zig Forums)

I honestly can't even begin to imagine the mind-numbing emptiness of an existence without an emotional companion, someone who knows your innermost thoughts and connects with you in a supernatural sense, who knows you better than you know yourself, who cares for your needs and desires, sharing intimate moments of laughter and the feeling that it's just you and her against the world….

…. Someone to share moments that make it seem like the rest of the world has faded away, and it's just the two of you in a magical play land of endless possibilities…. It's the most amazing feeling on Earth…. Then of course, there's the sex…

I literally can't imagine how somebody would CHOOSE to live an empty existence without this sensation of warmth and completion….


But hey………………

At least you're tall, and you have video games….. So it's not that bad after all, is it?….

and since sex isn't important to you, (obviously) then of course there's no need for pornography and masturbation, right ?…..

hahahahahaha !!

see,you irritated me and i forgot to sage

gee wiz,if it aint bad santa,johnny giving out relationship advice.
Are you a good influence on that boy,john?
Mentoring him good and proper?

Just face the sad truth. You'll always be short. You'll always be looked at as less of a man by both men and women. Any woman who dates or marries you simply tolerates your height (or lackthereof). If I gave your wife a button that would instantly make you 6'2", she'd slap it so hard she'd probably break her hand.

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Four times a day.

Damn, Johnny!
Here's some (You)s for your trouble.
I know it's a pain in the ass being a manlet, but you don't have to hang out in manlet threads. If you get bored today or if this bread gets nuked you can always come join me in da crab thread! I just got a couple minutes and created this OC for your enjoyment. Do what thou wilt, but arguing about height seems to be beneath you, and not much is; so stop confining yourself to a 'containment thread'. Sage because you need to help me with the crab news. At least it is real news. Manlet news? Come on Johnny! You know height is all relative and there are advantages and disadvantages to every height. Crabs, on the other hand, are short and fat, like most everyone on this site except me. I am freakishly tall. Join me for more crabs. Crustaceans have dominated the ocean floors for millions of years. Get down here in the mud with me. We're all dirty dawgs down here!

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Kek! Crab thread got nuked immediately!
There's a remote possibility I may have been fucking with Jim & Ron in there, but…
It was REAL News!
Just goes to show…

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Hahahahaha!!!

I'd love to join in, but I'm in an NA meeting right now, and as soon as I'm done I will be joining in on all the fun

Lmmfao@ that pic!!!!!!!

Here's the PNG file for your entertainment

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lmao Andrew you're such a pathetic faggot it really is sad

I'm guessing that's court-mandated NA from your little sperg out at Dunkin Donuts? 53 years old and still acting like a teenage nigger… sad tbh

Actually, no….

I have been going to NA and AA since several months before I was arrested… My rest had absolutely nothing to do with drugs…. And there was no 'court mandated' anything….

They dead docketed the case… No intention to prosecute… There was no evidence that I had attempted to 'extort' anyting… It's not against the wall to attempt an out-of-court settlement before proceeding with civil litigation.

You don't have to actually break the law to be arrested, and there's no conviction so the arrest means very little.


Yep

God damn speech to text

"It's not against the LAW*"

not wall

Le epic Crab bread back!
Join us faggots!
Bump it niggers!
And Andrew is 54, not 53.
And of course he is court mandated to attend NA meetings!

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Do you do drugs to forget how short you are?

What is it like to be short? Can you smell the tall man's dick?

Nope… Are you a little story about how I ended up quitting doing drugs… It happened several months before the bitch at Dunkin Donuts tried to steal my phone and broke the screen in the process…

24 years ago, I was doing murals for a client who owned a chain of computer repair stores. There was an employee who worked for my client named Thomas O'Keefe.

I was married to Anti back then, and we both thought Thomas was really cool. It was funny, and he was super super smart. Unlike most people, Thomas understood dark humor and had the ability to read between the lines…

I could joke around with Thomas and make ethereal comments, and he understood exactly what I was talking about, always getting the joke, and being right on point regarding a humorous come back, or developing a double entendre as a secondary punchline…

Thomas and I used to get high as shit together all the time, tweaking, doing opiates, whatever. (anything but cocaine) This misbehavior continued for years. A few years ago, Thomas was over at our house getting high with Wendy and I, and he started talking about his two daughters who had become estranged from him because of his drug-addicted behavior..

That night, Thomas got really quiet, and he told us, "that's it! I've had it! I'm done with this! I'm quitting."

Wendy and I thought he was just venting, never thinking Thomas would be able to demonstrate the willpower necessary to quit getting high at the level we were all doing…

Guess what ?… HE DID IT…

As months began to go past, I was absolutely amazed that Thomas had somehow managed to grab the bull by the horns and self-destructing.

His daughters were so proud of him, that day brought him back into the circle and he was able to reunite with his family. He became incredibly happy and fulfilled.

I was inspired by Thomas.

In fact, he's the reason why I decided I was also going to quit. I started going to Narcotics Anonymous meetings with Thomas, and I am proud to say that I was also able to demonstrate The Willpower necessary two completely cessate my drug usage…

Tuesday, May 8th 2018, and I am texting Thomas, waiting for him to return my text messages and give me an answer how about a meeting we were supposed to go to together. Thomas did not text back, and I was actually irritated at him for not responding…

Little did I realize Thomas had died of a heart attack about an hour earlier.

Thomas O'Keefe was an exceptional man, and I know his daughters are going to miss him terribly. He was an inspiration to a lot of people involved in the recovery movement, and he was continually being asked to sponsor people, because everybody looked up to Thomas….

Court-ordered?…. Lol

No courtroom could possibly inspire me to quit the way Thomas O'Keefe did when I saw him get his life together…

Fuck now. When I was arrested I had already been off drugs for several months…

(pictured: Thomas and his wife, (in the middle) with their daughters, after his wife decided to let Thomas back into their life again)

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Thomas was buried Friday, and there was a ton of people at his funeral… He was extremely well respected

It's not important for a man to be sexually successful. A female's acceptance isn't worth anything. A man needs to be financially successful, but only for his own benefit. Then he needs to take his wealth and hired surrogates to carry his seed and preserve his legacy.
Prostitutes can be employed whenever his baser desires need release.
His emotional needs are fulfilled by his pride in his profession, the love of his children and the affections of his dogs.
The only time he interacts with womyn is to hire him to cook his food, and clean his house. Otherwise, he completely ignores them and leaves them to their degeneracy, stupidity and, ultimately, to their poverty, old age and loneliness.

I can tell you how it is to have Wendy's hot piss gurgling on my tongue like a Yellowstone geyer about to go nuclear.
Her dropping a stool sample mid-stream and it tumbling down my chest before flopping onto my balls as though they were a hammock purpose built for faecal deposits, is one of the few pleasures in life.

And now you know I stopped doing drugs and the reason I still go to Na and AA meetings… I never even think about getting high at all. It never crosses my mind. I get to chair meetings once a week, and I feel that I have a lot of really good advice for people who are considering recovery for their first time yeah. I'm kind of an 'expert' on doing drugs and self-destructive behavior, so if I was able to stop my behavior and my impulses, anybody could…

BREAKING NEWS OP is a woman pleasing faggot who likes to hold his girlfriend's hands while someone else fucks her.

I was mopping up Wendy's explosive diarrhoea this morning at the -crack- of dawn, lol.
I had been sleeping, and was woken with this rasping wet hot fart sound resounding throughout the house and seeming to originate from the kitchen.
The smell followed a matter seconds afterwards, and it was upon that moment that I understood it had not been a normal pre-dawn flatulence episode.
I scooped up the majority with napkins, pushing the last of it into the square washing bowl, then using a little too much bleach, began soaking the creamy, whispy brown felchment from the 1960s tiles.
The stuff slid around, not sticking to the mop, but with every swish of the shredded rag, a forceful wave of thick repulsion and searing bleach hit my lungs.

Hahahahahahaha !!!!

You got it all backwards… The reason we exist is to reproduce… We don't exist to cure cancer, or build spaceships, or make money….

We exist for the same reason bacteria exists: WE EXIST SO WE WILL STILL EXIST A HUNDRED THOUSAND YEARS FROM NOW…

We exist to reproduce

We are fucking machines

(Everybody except for you)

You serve no purpose on this planet.
Nobody gives a fuck about your financial theories, because that's all imaginary anyway, and you're still unhappy….

You're not going to reproduce, so you are a Cancer to the human race…

And you're not fooling anybody…

You're simply not sexually attracted to women…. End of story… Case closed…

You don't need to make up elaborate excuses and false justifications…
You're simply not sexually attracted to women… In other words, if you're a homosexual…

And you serve no purpose on this planet… If you're not going to reproduce, you're wasting precious oxygen and other valuable resources needed by people to intend on continuing the human race…

(I absolutely guarantee that if I were there right now in real life, right there in the room with you right now, I could unzip my pants and put my hand on the back of your head and you would suck my dick)

Absolutely guaranteed…………………..

Because you're not asexual

You're a repressed homosexual

Strangely enough, that's the third time I've seen you misspelled the word 'diarrhea' in the past week….

It's not even really a matter of why you keep typing 'diarrhoa'….

(On a qwerty keyboard, the letter E is nowhere near the letter O)

…. The real question remains….

WHY would somebody use the word diarrhea in three different conversations in one week?

maximum damage control

I'm always curious why British people misspell the word 'fecal'….

You're English, but you don't seem to know how to use the English language very well over there…

You're the cream puffs who always add an extra letter 'I' to the word 'aluminum'

Q: exactly what about the word aluminum makes you think it's pronounced 'aluminium'?

I'm just curious why all British men are so effeminate and apparently quite illiterate….

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He took an epilepsy medicine for pain, and it somehow made him homosexual

He's been homosexual his entire life, because he's British

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It's okay that you are a homosexual… There's lots of faggets out there in the world, and you don't need to feel compelled to fabricate stories about money or height or taking pain medicine

The proof is in the pudding

And if you don't have a girl 'putting' out for you, and you're not actively interested in finding one, that means you're gay