Millennial Lolcow Amber Kornak Starts "Dream Job" of Researching Grizzlies - Gets Mauled by One

A 28-year-old woman walked away with a fractured skull after managing to fight off a grizzly bear in the US state of Montana.
Amber Kornak had just started her dream job researching the fearsome animals when she was mauled by one on a remote mountain range this month.
She managed to fend off the creature using Mace-like bear spray, then walked nearly two miles to her vehicle.
Ms Kornak is in a stable condition in hospital, a friend said.
Ms Kornak accepted a seasonal position as grizzly bear wildlife technician for the US Fish and Wildlife Service in Libby, Montana, on 10 May.
On 17 May, while on assignment in the remote Cabinet Mountains, she was attacked by the grizzly, agency spokeswoman Jennifer Strickland said.
Ms Kornak was able to reach a canister of bear spray, but accidentally sprayed it on herself before she was able to use it to ward off the animal.
The repellant is made from the same ingredient as pepper spray.
According to a GoFundMe page set up by her friend, Ms Kornak was able to drive away and find help.
She was flown to Kalispell Regional Medical Center, where she received medical treatment for her fractured skull and severe wounds to her head, neck and back.
"She endured 4 gruelling hours of surgery to remove bone fragments and clean wounds to her brain," her friend's post on the fundraising page reads.
"Metal plates and screws were placed on her skull and drains were placed in her brain to relieve brain swelling and drain fluid."
The friend, Jenna Hemer, told the New York Daily News Ms Kornak was "passionate about all wildlife, but her dream and her primary focus was to work with grizzly bears".
At the time of the attack, she had been working on a study gathering bear hair to analyse their DNA, the Associated Press reports.
Ms Kornak was collecting samples near a stream when she was set upon.
Wildlife officials believe the noise of running water may have allowed the bear to sneak up on her from behind.
On Wednesday, Ms Hemer shared a small note about Ms Kornak's status: "I have no new updates on her condition other than the fact that she can't wait to eat pizza."

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so why do you have to go to college for like 8 years and indebt yourself for 30 years just to study bears?

people in the 1800s made all kinds of discoveries and inventions with like a 6th grade education and life experience.

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TUNE

59

HE

HAS

NO

STYLE

HE

HAS

NO

GRACE

THIS

KONG

HAS

A

FUNNY

FACE

HE

CAN

HANDSTAND

WHEN

HE

NEEDS

TO

AND

STRETCH

HIS

ARMS

OUT

JUST

FOR

YOU

INFLATE

HIMSELF

JUST

LIKE

A

BALLOON

THIS

CRAZY

KONG

JUST

DIGS

THIS

TUNE

60

HE

HAS

NO

STYLE

HE

HAS

NO

GRACE

THIS

KONG

HAS

A

FUNNY

FACE

HE

CAN

HANDSTAND

WHEN

HE

NEEDS

TO

AND

STRETCH

HIS

ARMS

OUT

JUST

FOR

YOU

INFLATE

HIMSELF

JUST

LIKE

A

BALLOON

THIS

CRAZY

KONG

JUST

DIGS

THIS

TUNE

61

HE

HAS

NO

STYLE

HE

HAS

NO

GRACE

THIS

KONG

HAS

A

FUNNY

FACE

HE

CAN

HANDSTAND

WHEN

HE

NEEDS

TO

AND

STRETCH

HIS

ARMS

OUT

JUST

FOR

YOU

INFLATE

HIMSELF

JUST

LIKE

A

BALLOON

THIS

CRAZY

KONG

JUST

DIGS

THIS

TUNE

62

HE

HAS

NO

STYLE

HE

HAS

NO

GRACE

THIS

KONG

HAS

A

FUNNY

FACE

HE

CAN

HANDSTAND

WHEN

HE

NEEDS

TO

AND

STRETCH

HIS

ARMS

OUT

JUST

FOR

YOU

INFLATE

HIMSELF

JUST

LIKE

A

BALLOON

THIS

CRAZY

KONG

JUST

DIGS

THIS

TUNE

63

HE

HAS

NO

STYLE

HE

HAS

NO

GRACE

THIS

KONG

HAS

A

FUNNY

FACE

HE

CAN

HANDSTAND

WHEN

HE

NEEDS

TO

AND

STRETCH

HIS

ARMS

OUT

JUST

FOR

YOU

INFLATE

HIMSELF

JUST

LIKE

A

BALLOON

THIS

CRAZY

KONG

JUST

DIGS

THIS

TUNE

64

HE

HAS

NO

STYLE

HE

HAS

NO

GRACE

THIS

KONG

HAS

A

FUNNY

FACE

HE

CAN

HANDSTAND

WHEN

HE

NEEDS

TO

AND

STRETCH

HIS

ARMS

OUT

JUST

FOR

YOU

INFLATE

HIMSELF

JUST

LIKE

A

BALLOON

THIS

CRAZY

KONG

JUST

DIGS

THIS

TUNE

65

HE

HAS

NO

STYLE

HE

HAS

NO

GRACE

THIS

KONG

HAS

A

FUNNY

FACE

HE

CAN

HANDSTAND

WHEN

HE

NEEDS

TO

AND

STRETCH

HIS

ARMS

OUT

JUST

FOR

YOU

INFLATE

HIMSELF

JUST

LIKE

A

BALLOON

THIS

CRAZY

KONG

JUST

DIGS

THIS

TUNE

66

HE

HAS

NO

STYLE

HE

HAS

NO

GRACE

THIS

KONG

HAS

A

FUNNY

FACE

HE

CAN

HANDSTAND

WHEN

HE

NEEDS

TO

AND

STRETCH

HIS

ARMS

OUT

JUST

FOR

YOU

INFLATE

HIMSELF

JUST

LIKE

A

BALLOON

THIS

CRAZY

KONG

JUST

DIGS

THIS

TUNE

67

HE

HAS

NO

STYLE

HE

HAS

NO

GRACE

THIS

KONG

HAS

A

FUNNY

FACE

HE

CAN

HANDSTAND

WHEN

HE

NEEDS

TO

AND

STRETCH

HIS

ARMS

OUT

JUST

FOR

YOU

INFLATE

HIMSELF

JUST

LIKE

A

BALLOON

THIS

CRAZY

KONG

JUST

DIGS

THIS

TUNE

68

HE

HAS

NO

STYLE

HE

HAS

NO

GRACE

THIS

KONG

HAS

A

FUNNY

FACE

HE

CAN

HANDSTAND

WHEN

HE

NEEDS

TO

AND

STRETCH

HIS

ARMS

OUT

JUST

FOR

YOU

INFLATE

HIMSELF

JUST

LIKE

A

BALLOON

THIS

CRAZY

KONG

JUST

DIGS

THIS

TUNE

69

HE

HAS

NO

STYLE

HE

HAS

NO

GRACE

THIS

KONG

HAS

A

FUNNY

FACE

HE

CAN

HANDSTAND

WHEN

HE

NEEDS

TO

AND

STRETCH

HIS

ARMS

OUT

JUST

FOR

YOU

INFLATE

HIMSELF

JUST

LIKE

A

BALLOON

THIS

CRAZY

KONG

JUST

DIGS

THIS

TUNE

70

HE

HAS

NO

STYLE

HE

HAS

NO

GRACE

THIS

KONG

HAS

A

FUNNY

FACE

HE

CAN

HANDSTAND

WHEN

HE

NEEDS

TO

AND

STRETCH

HIS

ARMS

OUT

JUST

FOR

YOU

INFLATE

HIMSELF

JUST

LIKE

A

BALLOON

THIS

CRAZY

KONG

JUST

DIGS

THIS

TUNE

71

HE

HAS

NO

STYLE

HE

HAS

NO

GRACE

THIS

KONG

HAS

A

FUNNY

FACE

HE

CAN

HANDSTAND

WHEN

HE

NEEDS

TO

AND

STRETCH

HIS

ARMS

OUT

JUST

FOR

YOU

INFLATE

HIMSELF

JUST

LIKE

A

BALLOON

THIS

CRAZY

KONG

JUST

DIGS

THIS

TUNE

72

HE

HAS

NO

STYLE

HE

HAS

NO

GRACE

THIS

KONG

HAS

A

FUNNY

FACE

HE

CAN

HANDSTAND

WHEN

HE

NEEDS

TO

AND

STRETCH

HIS

ARMS

OUT

JUST

FOR

YOU

INFLATE

HIMSELF

JUST

LIKE

A

BALLOON

THIS

CRAZY

KONG

JUST

DIGS

THIS

TUNE

73

HE

HAS

NO

STYLE

HE

HAS

NO

GRACE

THIS

KONG

HAS

A

FUNNY

FACE

HE

CAN

HANDSTAND

WHEN

HE

NEEDS

TO

AND

STRETCH

HIS

ARMS

OUT

JUST

FOR

YOU

INFLATE

HIMSELF

JUST

LIKE

A

BALLOON

THIS

CRAZY

KONG

JUST

DIGS

THIS

TUNE

74

HE

HAS

NO

STYLE

HE

HAS

NO

GRACE

THIS

KONG

HAS

A

FUNNY

FACE

HE

CAN

HANDSTAND

WHEN

HE

NEEDS

TO

AND

STRETCH

HIS

ARMS

OUT

JUST

FOR

YOU

INFLATE

HIMSELF

JUST

LIKE

A

BALLOON

THIS

CRAZY

KONG

JUST

DIGS

THIS

TUNE

75

HE

HAS

NO

STYLE

HE

HAS

NO

GRACE

THIS

KONG

HAS

A

FUNNY

FACE

HE

CAN

HANDSTAND

WHEN

HE

NEEDS

TO

AND

STRETCH

HIS

ARMS

OUT

JUST

FOR

YOU

INFLATE

HIMSELF

JUST

LIKE

A

BALLOON

THIS

CRAZY

KONG

JUST

DIGS

THIS

TUNE

76

HE

HAS

NO

STYLE

HE

HAS

NO

GRACE

THIS

KONG

HAS

A

FUNNY

FACE

HE

CAN

HANDSTAND

WHEN

HE

NEEDS

TO

AND

STRETCH

HIS

ARMS

OUT

JUST

FOR

YOU

INFLATE

HIMSELF

JUST

LIKE

A

BALLOON

THIS

CRAZY

KONG

JUST

DIGS

THIS

TUNE

77

HE

HAS

NO

STYLE

HE

HAS

NO

GRACE

THIS

KONG

HAS

A

FUNNY

FACE

HE

CAN

HANDSTAND

WHEN

HE

NEEDS

TO

AND

STRETCH

HIS

ARMS

OUT

JUST

FOR

YOU

INFLATE

HIMSELF

JUST

LIKE

A

BALLOON

THIS

CRAZY

KONG

JUST

DIGS

THIS

TUNE

78

HE

HAS

NO

STYLE

HE

HAS

NO

GRACE

THIS

KONG

HAS

A

FUNNY

FACE

HE

CAN

HANDSTAND

WHEN

HE

NEEDS

TO

AND

STRETCH

HIS

ARMS

OUT

JUST

FOR

YOU

INFLATE

HIMSELF

JUST

LIKE

A

BALLOON

THIS

CRAZY

KONG

JUST

DIGS

THIS

TUNE

79

HE

HAS

NO

STYLE

HE

HAS

NO

GRACE

THIS

KONG

HAS

A

FUNNY

FACE

HE

CAN

HANDSTAND

WHEN

HE

NEEDS

TO

AND

STRETCH

HIS

ARMS

OUT

JUST

FOR

YOU

INFLATE

HIMSELF

JUST

LIKE

A

BALLOON

THIS

CRAZY

KONG

JUST

DIGS

THIS

TUNE

80

HE

HAS

NO

STYLE

HE

HAS

NO

GRACE

THIS

KONG

HAS

A

FUNNY

FACE

HE

CAN

HANDSTAND

WHEN

HE

NEEDS

TO

AND

STRETCH

HIS

ARMS

OUT

JUST

FOR

YOU

INFLATE

HIMSELF

JUST

LIKE

A

BALLOON

THIS

CRAZY

KONG

JUST

DIGS

THIS

TUNE

81

HE

HAS

NO

STYLE

HE

HAS

NO

GRACE

THIS

KONG

HAS

A

FUNNY

FACE

HE

CAN

HANDSTAND

WHEN

HE

NEEDS

TO

AND

STRETCH

HIS

ARMS

OUT

JUST

FOR

YOU

INFLATE

HIMSELF

JUST

LIKE

A

BALLOON

THIS

CRAZY

KONG

JUST

DIGS

THIS

TUNE

82

HE

HAS

NO

STYLE

HE

HAS

NO

GRACE

THIS

KONG

HAS

A

FUNNY

FACE

HE

CAN

HANDSTAND

WHEN

HE

NEEDS

TO

AND

STRETCH

HIS

ARMS

OUT

JUST

FOR

YOU

INFLATE

HIMSELF

JUST

LIKE

A

BALLOON

THIS

CRAZY

KONG

JUST

DIGS

THIS

TUNE

83

HE

HAS

NO

STYLE

HE

HAS

NO

GRACE

THIS

KONG

HAS

A

FUNNY

FACE

HE

CAN

HANDSTAND

WHEN

HE

NEEDS

TO

AND

STRETCH

HIS

ARMS

OUT

JUST

FOR

YOU

INFLATE

HIMSELF

JUST

LIKE

A

BALLOON

THIS

CRAZY

KONG

JUST

DIGS

THIS

TUNE

84

HE

HAS

NO

STYLE

HE

HAS

NO

GRACE

THIS

KONG

HAS

A

FUNNY

FACE

HE

CAN

HANDSTAND

WHEN

HE

NEEDS

TO

AND

STRETCH

HIS

ARMS

OUT

JUST

FOR

YOU

INFLATE

HIMSELF

JUST

LIKE

A

BALLOON

THIS

CRAZY

KONG

JUST

DIGS

THIS

TUNE

85

HE

HAS

NO

STYLE

HE

HAS

NO

GRACE

THIS

KONG

HAS

A

FUNNY

FACE

HE

CAN

HANDSTAND

WHEN

HE

NEEDS

TO

AND

STRETCH

HIS

ARMS

OUT

JUST

FOR

YOU

INFLATE

HIMSELF

JUST

LIKE

A

BALLOON

THIS

CRAZY

KONG

JUST

DIGS

THIS

TUNE

86

HE

HAS

NO

STYLE

HE

HAS

NO

GRACE

THIS

KONG

HAS

A

FUNNY

FACE

HE

CAN

HANDSTAND

WHEN

HE

NEEDS

TO

AND

STRETCH

HIS

ARMS

OUT

JUST

FOR

YOU

INFLATE

HIMSELF

JUST

LIKE

A

BALLOON

THIS

CRAZY

KONG

JUST

DIGS

THIS

TUNE

87

HE

HAS

NO

STYLE

HE

HAS

NO

GRACE

THIS

KONG

HAS

A

FUNNY

FACE

HE

CAN

HANDSTAND

WHEN

HE

NEEDS

TO

AND

STRETCH

HIS

ARMS

OUT

JUST

FOR

YOU

INFLATE

HIMSELF

JUST

LIKE

A

BALLOON

THIS

CRAZY

KONG

JUST

DIGS

THIS

TUNE

88

HE

HAS

NO

STYLE

HE

HAS

NO

GRACE

THIS

KONG

HAS

A

FUNNY

FACE

HE

CAN

HANDSTAND

WHEN

HE

NEEDS

TO

AND

STRETCH

HIS

ARMS

OUT

JUST

FOR

YOU

INFLATE

HIMSELF

JUST

LIKE

A

BALLOON

THIS

CRAZY

KONG

JUST

DIGS

THIS

TUNE

89

HE

HAS

NO

STYLE

HE

HAS

NO

GRACE

THIS

KONG

HAS

A

FUNNY

FACE

HE

CAN

HANDSTAND

WHEN

HE

NEEDS

TO

AND

STRETCH

HIS

ARMS

OUT

JUST

FOR

YOU

INFLATE

HIMSELF

JUST

LIKE

A

BALLOON

THIS

CRAZY

KONG

JUST

DIGS

THIS

TUNE

90

HE

HAS

NO

STYLE

HE

HAS

NO

GRACE

THIS

KONG

HAS

A

FUNNY

FACE

HE

CAN

HANDSTAND

WHEN

HE

NEEDS

TO

AND

STRETCH

HIS

ARMS

OUT

JUST

FOR

YOU

INFLATE

HIMSELF

JUST

LIKE

A

BALLOON

THIS

CRAZY

KONG

JUST

DIGS

THIS

TUNE

91

HE

HAS

NO

STYLE

HE

HAS

NO

GRACE

THIS

KONG

HAS

A

FUNNY

FACE

HE

CAN

HANDSTAND

WHEN

HE

NEEDS

TO

AND

STRETCH

HIS

ARMS

OUT

JUST

FOR

YOU

INFLATE

HIMSELF

JUST

LIKE

A

BALLOON

THIS

CRAZY

KONG

JUST

DIGS

THIS

TUNE

92

TRIGGER WARNING

HE

HAS

NO

STYLE

HE

HAS

NO

GRACE

THIS

KONG

HAS

A

FUNNY

FACE

HE

CAN

HANDSTAND

WHEN

HE

NEEDS

TO

AND

STRETCH

HIS

ARMS

OUT

JUST

FOR

YOU

INFLATE

HIMSELF

JUST

LIKE

A

BALLOON

THIS

CRAZY

KONG

JUST

DIGS

THIS

TUNE

93

HE

HAS

NO

STYLE

HE

HAS

NO

GRACE

THIS

KONG

HAS

A

FUNNY

FACE

HE

CAN

HANDSTAND

WHEN

HE

NEEDS

TO

AND

STRETCH

HIS

ARMS

OUT

JUST

FOR

YOU

INFLATE

HIMSELF

JUST

LIKE

A

BALLOON

THIS

CRAZY

KONG

JUST

DIGS

THIS

TUNE

94

HE

HAS

NO

STYLE

HE

HAS

NO

GRACE

THIS

KONG

HAS

A

FUNNY

FACE

HE

CAN

HANDSTAND

WHEN

HE

NEEDS

TO

AND

STRETCH

HIS

ARMS

OUT

JUST

FOR

YOU

INFLATE

HIMSELF

JUST

LIKE

A

BALLOON

THIS

CRAZY

KONG

JUST

DIGS

THIS

TUNE

95

HE

HAS

NO

STYLE

HE

HAS

NO

GRACE

THIS

KONG

HAS

A

FUNNY

FACE

HE

CAN

HANDSTAND

WHEN

HE

NEEDS

TO

AND

STRETCH

HIS

ARMS

OUT

JUST

FOR

YOU

INFLATE

HIMSELF

JUST

LIKE

A

BALLOON

THIS

CRAZY

KONG

JUST

DIGS

THIS

TUNE

96

HE

HAS

NO

STYLE

HE

HAS

NO

GRACE

THIS

KONG

HAS

A

FUNNY

FACE

HE

CAN

HANDSTAND

WHEN

HE

NEEDS

TO

AND

STRETCH

HIS

ARMS

OUT

JUST

FOR

YOU

INFLATE

HIMSELF

JUST

LIKE

A

BALLOON

THIS

CRAZY

KONG

JUST

DIGS

THIS

TUNE

97

HE

HAS

NO

STYLE

HE

HAS

NO

GRACE

THIS

KONG

HAS

A

FUNNY

FACE

HE

CAN

HANDSTAND

WHEN

HE

NEEDS

TO

AND

STRETCH

HIS

ARMS

OUT

JUST

FOR

YOU

INFLATE

HIMSELF

JUST

LIKE

A

BALLOON

THIS

CRAZY

KONG

JUST

DIGS

THIS

TUNE

98

HE

HAS

NO

STYLE

HE

HAS

NO

GRACE

THIS

KONG

HAS

A

FUNNY

FACE

HE

CAN

HANDSTAND

WHEN

HE

NEEDS

TO

AND

STRETCH

HIS

ARMS

OUT

JUST

FOR

YOU

INFLATE

HIMSELF

JUST

LIKE

A

BALLOON

THIS

CRAZY

KONG

JUST

DIGS

THIS

TUNE

99

HE

HAS

NO

STYLE

HE

HAS

NO

GRACE

THIS

KONG

HAS

A

FUNNY

FACE

HE

CAN

HANDSTAND

WHEN

HE

NEEDS

TO

AND

STRETCH

HIS

ARMS

OUT

JUST

FOR

YOU

INFLATE

HIMSELF

JUST

LIKE

A

BALLOON

THIS

CRAZY

KONG

JUST

DIGS

THIS

TUNE

100

HE

HAS

NO

STYLE

HE

HAS

NO

GRACE

THIS

KONG

HAS

A

FUNNY

FACE

HE

CAN

HANDSTAND

WHEN

HE

NEEDS

TO

AND

STRETCH

HIS

ARMS

OUT

JUST

FOR

YOU

INFLATE

HIMSELF

JUST

LIKE

A

BALLOON

THIS

CRAZY

KONG

JUST

DIGS

THIS

TUNE

101

HE

HAS

NO

STYLE

HE

HAS

NO

GRACE

THIS

KONG

HAS

A

FUNNY

FACE

HE

CAN

HANDSTAND

WHEN

HE

NEEDS

TO

AND

STRETCH

HIS

ARMS

OUT

JUST

FOR

YOU

INFLATE

HIMSELF

JUST

LIKE

A

BALLOON

THIS

CRAZY

KONG

JUST

DIGS

THIS

TUNE

102

HE

HAS

NO

STYLE

HE

HAS

NO

GRACE

THIS

KONG

HAS

A

FUNNY

FACE

HE

CAN

HANDSTAND

WHEN

HE

NEEDS

TO

AND

STRETCH

HIS

ARMS

OUT

JUST

FOR

YOU

INFLATE

HIMSELF

JUST

LIKE

A

BALLOON

THIS

CRAZY

KONG

JUST

DIGS

THIS

TUNE

103