Mussels test positive for opioids in Seattle's Puget Sound
disheartening news!
Are crabs effected too?????
hopefully not!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No, too hard to shoot up through the exoskeleton
I hate being reminded that sweet, savory, buttery mussels and clams are ocean shit filters.
Just down a couple Puget Sound mussels and you'll forget about all your problems
who would have thought…
sounds like a plan lol
so how many mussels do i need to eat to get high? 220lb btw
I bet there's a magical spot in between where the two drug encrusted feces particles combine to make the perfect aphrodisiac/narcotic you can get.
It's easier if you just shoot them up tbh
But then you don't enjoy that buttery flavor. I'd just order a bucket and decide after if I want another.
to each his own, but you don't know what you're missing
t. Jim
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This was satire a few years ago. Now it's the reality we live in.
So are plants you moron. Wtf do you think dirt is made of? Its rotting plants, animals and shit!
what a time to be alive
Is your food grown in vegan compost?
i eat percocet
do my muscles have opioids?
no but you probably have brain damage
ahahhah…this is my town. This is literally only happening because of a couple dozen pillheads, there's so many fucking drugs in Mason County, Shelton WA
always has. always will
OP is a lobster
Do you have any idea how hard it is to find vegans to be able to compost.
I don't, actually
that's not a kobold, it's el goblino
Absolutely disgusting. Corporate America created and is fueling this problem, and they need to pay.
Really? You don't even have to ask if they are, they'll tell you eventually…