God's Will: Pastor Giving Lake Baptisms Eating by Crocodile

A crocodile has killed a Protestant pastor who was baptising followers near a lake in southern Ethiopia.
Docho Eshete was conducting the ceremony for about 80 people on Sunday morning at Lake Abaya in Arba Minch town's Merkeb Tabya district.
Residents and police told BBC Amharic a crocodile leapt from the water during the baptism and attacked him.
Pastor Docho died after being bitten on his legs, back and hands.
"He baptised the first person and he passed on to another one. All of a sudden, a crocodile jumped out of the lake and grabbed the pastor," local resident Ketema Kairo told the BBC.
Despite huge efforts, fishermen and residents could not save pastor Docho, policeman Eiwnetu Kanko said.
They used fishing nets to prevent the crocodile from taking the pastor's body into the lake.
The crocodile escaped.

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He was probably warned by the locals of the danger and ignored it, putting everyone's lives in danger. Hubris is a one way ticket to the afterlife.

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EATEN*

not 'eating'

EATEN* BY CROCODILE

god damn you

meme it

eating triggers you
eating

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eating

you're wrong, and a manlet

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Protestants btfo

Ammit has passed judgement.

Either it's Darwinism in action, or he went straight to Heaven. Counts as a win either way.

eating tbh

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back to guga nigger

it's the fuckin' gramma nazi!!!

space after comma, gramma nazi