Fuck you Satan you little bitch. This is Easter season motherfucker and Jesus is my savior. You tried to tempt Jesus in the desert and he told you no. You try to tempt me into doing satanic things but I wont. Let Christ flow within you all today. Satan's a bitch.
Jesus you saved my life. Literally nothing else matters besides you.
Slightly related note, am i the only one who wants to take some sledgehammers to people like Impaled Nazarene, and to every false idol those satanist fuckwads make? Like I've been pretty, dare I say it, tolerant of other faiths up until this point, what with my fathers side of the family being mostly muslims, because they're from Turkey by the by, go to turkey if you get a chance, last house of the virgin mary is there as are the churches of Revelation, but I'm sorry you don't get to pull the tolerance card when your entire "religion" is devoted to directly blaspheming and undermining the god of another.
Daniel Miller
You probably aren't alone here
Charles Sullivan
For Satan and all his fellow pitiful creatures, Κύριε Ελέησον