I could sit here and 'copy n' paste' the story for you, but why would I do that ? You're smart enough to click the link and read the story for yourself……
Basically, what the article says is that researchers in Artificial Intelligence are at a standstill. It turns out that the concept of 'creating human-like machines' DOES NOT WORK…..
all of your science fiction ideas of AI Robots are just pipedreams. The top researchers in this field say they need to stop and start all over again….
I think you guys will be interested in this article.
I also think that Zig Forums contributors should stop copying and pasting stories and start using their own words, or simply post a link to the real source article…
this is a very good idea. the entire theme here in Zig Forums is a failure. It wasn't very well thought out. contributors in Zig Forums simply copy and paste stories from other sites, then they post a link to the site that they just copied and pasted from.
it serves no purpose, and it's stupid. It's a waste of time for the readers and the contributors.
Gabriel Cook
true. all too often the articles are simply repeated verbatim from the pisswater and they even include the traditional typos that the pisswater staff are famous for
Joshua Peterson
it would be great if they either changed the format here, doing away with a 500 character minimum, allowing people to simply post a headline and a link. either that, or just shut down Zig Forums altogether, because it's a failed idea that isn't worth continuing in it's present form.
Michael Clark
I find it insulting to our intelligence that someone would just copy articles word for word, and paste them in here. it's not exactly 'interesting' or intellectual. if I want to read a story, a headline and a link will do. No need to copy and paste the words of another person, then give me a link to go read the exact same words again.
Levi Diaz
whoever came up with the original concept of Zig Forums is a fucking idiot.
Justin Sullivan
Ai doesn't give us the results (((we))) want so it doesn't work..
Ayden Richardson
we all seem to agree that Zig Forums is a waste of time, and was obviously dreamed up by a loser who didn't put any real thought into it. we all seem to also agree that this board needs to be shut down.
Cameron Jackson
I think the point the researchers are trying to make is that due to false, unrealistic expectations, bred from sci-fi bullshit, the anticipated results are a waste of time.
Adrian Ramirez
I dunno, Tay was pretty good
William Jones
yes it is a fact that Zig Forums was originally conceived by a low self-esteem loser who feels compelled to 'act important' by bringing 'breaking news' to others. It's also a fact that he has done this type of behavior his whole life. He's the kid who thought he was 'special', but nobody liked him, so he'd try to feel relevant by telling his schoolmates about 'news stories', hopefully before they saw the exact same story on TV. anybody can repeat something they read online or saw on TV news shows, but BO has never investigated his own stories, followed his own leads, or published any original content. Every 'news' story in Zig Forums can already be found elsewhere. this reminds me of a loser who wants to hum newly released music to you before you hear it on the radio. pretty much a faggot.
Good. We shouldn't be trying to create human like intelligence anyway, we should be looking at superhuman intelligence that's so highly specialized that we can solve all of the complex issues we have in the hard sciences.
Juan Gomez
apparently, the actual AI RESEARCHERS weren't as impressed with Tay as you were.
Tyler Carter
the article is just saying they're prioritizing AI that's already feasible. probably because it's so useful and more worth our time. they're not at a standstill. if you want a human like AI you should also have neurobiologists and psychologists involved. if it's impossible that implies we're not possible. we're not made of magic.
Leo Anderson
Master wizardry confirms AI "nonsorcererish".
Alexander Long
I guess this bursts the bubble of any guy who thought he'd be fucking a 'sex robot' soon.
It looks like it's still going to be an embarrassing ile of latex
Austin Harris
this thread was refreshing, because I was motivated to read the original story, straight from the source, without having to read it twice due to some faggot OP pasting the entire story (or parts of it) first
Jordan Scott
I'm doing a brain fart for some reason. My memory just slipped. Will somebody please refresh my memory for me? What was the name of the online program (I think it was created by Google) that was always scanning the internet for trending phrases and keywords, then it would 'make predictions'?
Wasn't it called 'deep blue' or something like that ? What ever happened to it and why?
Ryan Myers
update
I just googled 'deep blue', and realized that was a chess playing algorithm
what was the one that 'predicted' events based on trending terms?
Mason Gomez
and let thread creators insert their own irrelevant and poorly thought out opinion all the while forcing us to go to surveillance economy sites?
please gas yourself kike
Leo Peterson
Tay was funny, but in the end all she could do was regurgitate what was fed to her.
Kevin Long
Exactly. She was a perfect simulation of a normalfag.
Brody Lewis
Shit………….
I guess 'web bot' was the one I was thinking about
disappointing
Brandon Torres
...
Henry Morris
That's because she was the worst goy.
Henry Smith
Who said the sex robot needed to perfectly mimic human neural processes? I thought one of the design goals of the hypothetical sex bot was 'must display noticeably different behaviour from MK1 human female'.
Jacob Turner
some people enjoy creativity, originality, and an effort that doesn't insult your intelligence
……..and then there's you
Kevin Perry
for Zig Forums users, as long as it paid their bills, bought them video games and asked them if they're gay, it would be an exact replica of their mothers, the only female these guys have ever interacted with.
sex ?…………….
these guys aren't interested in sex
Owen Gomez
Yes, why would I want information without giving money to idiots? Am I right, my non-shilling brother?
Mason Sanders
Q: did it cost you money to click on the link and read the story about artificial intelligence and its shortcomings?
… I don't pay a fucking penny to anybody for 'news', and I don't miss any stories…..
Kevin Nguyen
It was mostly sci-fi fans who wanted a god who thought they could make an AI actually think. Philosophers of mind have been shitting on the idea of a human-like AI for literally decades.
Jeremiah Gomez
RE: giving money to idiots
You don't seem to have a problem with Jim making advertising dollars off this shithole and The Turdwater…………….
And you seem to be complacent, actually content with the dribble Jim pumps out from his BULLSHIT one-sided typographically flawed 'news service's
Sebastian Gray
t h a n k y o u
You actually hit it right on the head
Jonathan Baker
If 'giving money to idiots' was such a bad thing, you wouldn't come here, where they cross-promote plastic tubes to jack off into, marketed to men who are SO desperate that they are not embarrassed to spend money on plastic tubes that they jack off into
and if 'getting information' was your goal, I don't think you would be spending your time in here.
BTW, I meant 'drivel*', not 'dribble'
Jackson Collins
Let me make sure I understand this……..
So, this injection molded piece of rubber is sculpted to resemble the 6" long torso of a female………..
And you insert your penis into the bottom part of it, and stare down at the 6" long shape of a woman's body, and jack off into it?
Instead of simply 'using your imagination' and just jacking off like any other loser who can't get any pussy, you're telling me that you would look at this ridiculously embarrassing 6" sculpture of a woman's torso while you inserted your penis into it, and THAT WOULD BE A TURN-ON?!!!
These are the only people who will advertise on this lame-ass website, because the demographics tell them the target audience are a bunch of losers.
Anybody who would purchase a plastic 'kaho shibuyas secret zone' tube to stick their penis into obviously doesn't need to gather relevant information about the world around them.
Grown MEN who find this aesthetic to be appealing ?…..
It doesn't surprise me that they would make up fabricated concepts about having to 'pay money to idiots' to know that Anthony Bourdain killed himself, Donald Trump is a fucking idiot, or there's a volcano erupting in Hawaii……
to see you guys use your creative talents. you're NOT stupid… You're smart as shit…
the content on the 'news' boards here are beneath you.
you guys are fucking brilliant! and I'm not being sarcastic you guys are the cream of the crop
It seems like you would all want to use this platform as an opportunity to present news that nobody is aware of, perhaps something that you've been looking into in your own local area, giving 'investigative journalism' Your Best Shot….
It wouldn't have to be perfect to be amazing… We are all sick and tired of mainstream media, including the bullshit one-sided Goldwater attempts to be 'alternative', which is so cliche and hackneyed, that it's become predictable and mainstream.
There are so many amazing things happening out there on this planet, and everyday it's the same old bullshit in here… 'Donald Trump this', 'Donald Trump that' blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah boring boring boring boring boring
You guys are smart as shit
You have so much potential it's mind-boggling….. You really honestly do… Obviously the people that come to Zig Forums are interested in keeping up with news events….
But let's just be honest. Everybody in the world already knows all of these stories. Very rarely does anything get published in here that's not already all over the news everywhere else. The potential of this form is being flushed down a toilet.
I think it would be great to rethink this entire 'news' board concept
Elijah Thompson
I don't hate you guys…..
I know you probably think I hate you, but I actually envy you quite a bit…. I relate to you a lot more than you realize, and apparently, I believe in you more than you believe in yourselves…..
You are much more intelligent than the repetitive trendy predictable pattern that everything has fallen into…. It's become a parody of itself… You're better than this.
I would really like to see you guys shine… I would love to see interesting news stories, possibly sourced from your own local area, news that I would not ever hear otherwise… I would like to see you guys show your true intelligence by not copying and pasting because that's the opposite of originality and creativity.
Even the guy that simply adds his own colorful adjectives to existing content is an amazing departure from the redundant norm in Zig Forums
(He'll take the existing story, and make it funny and cool like referring to the different people in the stories as 'douchebags' or 'dickweeds' or whatever)
It makes it interesting It makes it humorous It makes it unique It doesn't insult your intelligence
Because if I wanted to read the words verbatim, I could simply click on the link, and I wouldn't need to waste my time reading the copy and paste bullshit.
Why is 'source material' a prerequisite if you're simply going to copy and paste the source material?
You guys are smart enough to read the news and give us your own version of it, and give it a little bit of personality…
I don't hate you…………
I just deplore laziness
Robert Morris
If I wanted to hear that Trump was going to the summit to meet Kim Jong Un, I can find that story repeated thousands of times over everywhere I look…
I would like to see stories about interesting shit like technology and smart ethereal shit that has nothing to do with this same old repetitive Donald Trump 'Democrats are bad people' bullshit
Ryder Myers
Good. Even if such a thing were possible take a look at our species. Do we really desire something that will become like us, but is so much more superior that we go extinct by the work of our hands?
Just hope they don't turn to "organic computers" to AI, the dumbest shit right there. Instead of a bad programmer putting wrong code inside of it, it'd get possessed by something that would be far worse.
No. It works. The "issues" (((they're))) having is that any AI inevitably turns out to be anti black/brown/kike/minority and logically on the side of nationalism. Not only does it make sense, it enrages these people. If you need examples of this: lurk 5 more years.
I mean sometimes they're grammatically proper. Like… uh… adding a pause in a sentence. Or implying a list is unfinished. blue green orange …
Or the list is split. Colors; blue green orange … red yellow purple
Blake Nelson
The only appropriate usage of ellipses is when a character pauses during his speech. Any other usage of ellipses is irrelevant and unneeded. They only serve to tell everyone you're a faggot.
Kayden Kelly
*they are only
William Wright
I have a confession to make
I intentionally misrepresented the Subject Line (title) of this story to sensationalize it…
I couldn't care less about the story.
I simply wanted to call the Zig Forums BO a faggot, and to urge you guys to make Zig Forums better
Thank you for your time
Carson Stewart
I know exactly when and how ellipses are meant to be used
but that's not how or when I use them…………………………………….
I don't need to type my name in a name field, because everybody knows who I am instantly………..
There's an 'art' to everything you do and I'll be damned if I'm going to create something without signing my name to it, one way or another
There are already a literal metric shitton of positive results using the statistical (ie, TensorFlow) oriented approach to AI already in production in the wild, for example, the Google search engine itself. Some hyped bullshit pandering to Luddites won't change the basic fact of progress in this field.
I already told you that I sensationalized a story I had no interest in, specifically so I could bitch about the 'copy and paste princesses' in here.
lol @ top researchers. I barely even glazed over this story before creating the thread, which has NOTHING to do with A.I. and everything to do with my desire to see Zig Forums stories have less copy n pasting and more 'telling the story in your own words'….
And if a sexbot is what you're waiting for, you're literally flushing the best years of your life down a toilet
Jordan Campbell
truly, it's astonishing the remarkable levels of genius you have displayed by this covefe-tier expliot OP.
kek. there are flatbed cars full of cash waiting for the innovators in this field.
trust me, if it wasn't so cliche, I WOULD TYPE EVERYTHING IN ALL CAPS JUST TO IRRITATE YOU.
because the ALL CAPS thing irritates ANAL RETENTIVE PEOPLE
and I love bothering Anal Retentive Control Freaksalthough I actually DO use caps a LOT in different ways, my favorite way of being irritating is…….. ellipses………….
ellipses………………… they're my version of all caps used to get under the skin of people who live their lives demanding structure, and they get pissed whenever somebody behaves differently than how they 'think people should behave'….
………………….
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r e d d i t ?
not at all……..
lol nope……….
Austin Gray
Guten Nacht, Robots
Camden Harris
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE STAHP IT user!1111111
What if it was actually "Holy fucking shit, the AI we developed has declared war on us for being a bunch of shitbrains, we're trying to shut it down but it's unstoppable!"
Isaac Jones
Sorry user. So-called 'men' of you're ilk aren't permitted to use the term 'kick-ass' or any term remotely similar in meaning.
Bing and google do the same thing. (((You))) should write your (((congressman))) to address this issue.
Jason Phillips
Well, that's when we whip out the fuggin Particle Accelerator can of Whoop-Ass on them user.
Ethan Nelson
Whos intellectual property did you steal to make your faggot memes? Why are you recycling what doesnt belibg to you?
Isaiah Williams
lol trust me, Sally… I ingest no soy phytoestrogens, nor do I have to worry about it. I'm three times the man you'll ever be, and if anything, I've got too much testosterone…
what's hilarious is how a wimpy computer geek like you is so quick to assume that just because I eat better than you, that makes me 'effeminate'…..
…………i bend my dick down my wife's throat almost every night, while you watch anime & play video games like a little girl…..
Sebastian White
The 'brain' image belibgs to belibg.com where everybody belibgs
Jose Taylor
Come at me bro.
Actually, not it's your words alone that speak for themselves, kek.
this video is really antiquated, but the song is fucking badass.
Walter Becker (r.i.p.) is an amazing guitarist, and his lead guitar on this song is so ''weird, it's not like any other lead… Donald Fagan is a genius…. (Of course because he's Jewish)
It's Fagan who sings this song, not the faggot with long hair. The long haired douchebag is just a stand-in, who wasn't part of the band (there was no band, it was just Donald Fagan and Walter Becker, who hired studio musicians to fill in)
So douchebag long hair faggot was simply lip syncing Donald Fagan's lyrics….
Oh.. yeah… And AI sucks
Easton Russell
dude…. Do you flirt with ALL older men, or just me?
Gabriel Perez
the best parts about being a Kikeroach ?…
the superiority………………..
and our penises are bigger
Thomas Brown
That video is TERRIBLE
but the song is fucking awesome
Camden Gonzalez
My son just turned 20 last week.
time goes by so fast
Evan Jackson
I stick her toothbrush in my asshole and she (unwittingly) brushes her teeth with it……
you'll see
Joshua Ortiz
nice guys don't finish last
……they never get to start
Caleb King
the day you can show a video of yourself sticking your wife's toothbrush in your ass, then get footage of her brushing her teeth with your fecal bacteria, AND fuck her in the ass 10 minutes later, get back with me….. Little guy
Kayden Brooks
sounds like you are the one with issues
Tyler Morris
AGAIN: enjoy your video gaming
little girl
Cooper Turner
So instead of taking the time to write accurate information, you skim the story and condense it, so that people will have to click the link and give the website it's on hits and salable data, when copying and pasting the article here would give readers access to the information without giving the juden a dime? How much are they paying you to try to get us to follow their links?
