Police in Arizona thought they were busting an ordinary case of a fraudulent return this week until some digging discovered the same 23-year-old man has perpetrated the scheme at thousands of Walmart stores across the country.
Police in Yuma, Arizona, said they responded to a case of a fraudulent return on Wednesday afternoon in which a person bringing a computer back to Walmart had allegedly removed parts of the computer before putting it back in the box and taking it back to the store.
Upon investigation, the Yuma Police Department found out the same man had pulled the same scheme at a different Walmart earlier in the day.
Yuma police say Frudaker pulled similar schemes at more than 1,000 Walmart stores across the country over the past 18 months and caused a monetary loss of "approximately" $1.3 million to Walmart.
Frudaker was charged with six felonies, including two counts of theft, two counts of fraudulent schemes and artifices and two counts of criminal damage.
I like how the ABC News url says, "man-charged-making-13-million-fraudulent-returns", as if he made 13 million fraudulant returns, when it's actually 1.3 million DOLLARS worth of returns, not 13 million, and it was only 1,000 actual returns.
notice that I'm focusing on superfluous nonsense
that's because this story doesn't interest me in the least.
You incorrectly use your whole fist up your asshole but you don't hear us mentioning it do you johnny ?
Jordan Campbell
No 'gramma' Nazi. You must go in the oven. You are wrong
If you are an American, using quotation marks could hardly be simpler: Use double quotation marks at all times unless quoting something within a quotation, when you use single. It's different in the greater Anglosphere, where they generally use singles in books and doubles in newspapers.
Ryder Jenkins
you incorrectly used single quotation marks, whereas you should've used double quotation marks
please walmart don't fuck up the return policy just because of some shitty people. besides, I need that good return policy when I buy socks from walmart and half of them are warped and the wrong fucking size.
Robert Anderson
FRUIT OF THE LOOM USED TO HAVE A CORNUCOPIA IN THE LOGO where did it go? WHERE DID IT GO?