Netflix workers 'banned from looking at each other longer than 5 seconds' in #metoo crackdown

Netflix has introduced new anti-harassment training in the wake of the #metoo movement that rocked Hollywood and seriously disrupted production on its House of Cards show.

"Senior staff went to a harassment meeting to learn what is and isn’t appropriate. Looking at anyone longer than five seconds is considered creepy.

Film crews are also forbidden from asking their co-workers for phone numbers, and if workers are feeling harassed, they are encouraged to yell: ‘Stop! Don’t do that again!”

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Literally adult daycare tier

Forced autism. Everyone will go out and buy sunglasses now.

Even fascist aren't as petty as this. Straight up lunacy that is.

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You just KNOW there's some fat bitch with a stopwatch keeping eyes on the attractive gals in the office.

Even autists are getting fired.

Huh. So…since I'm a weeaboo autist, I'll fit in pretty good, won't I?

It would be fun to carry a stopwatch and be obvious about timing yourself as you go about staring at people. It could be a nice way of flirting overtly with the fallback excuse that its a joke, while also countersignalling political correctness to woke honies.

good luck continuing to find quality hires. Amazon is awlways hiring. sure you have to finish a pilot every thirty seconds but at least you can look at someone longer than 30 seconds.


also what creep can't look for two seconds, look away and look back.
can't wait for the detailed HR defense of a dedicated autist.
"First I found the loopholes in the game and I then I exploited them."
"This isn't a game this is the HR handbook."
"2 seconds is not five seconds. it doesn't mention accumulation of seconds."
"ok, fine, you can work in the basement."
"YES!"

Don't go to work in an office, or as a civil servant (cop, fire, paramedic, traffic, local govt).
This won't protect you completely because even traditionally male occupations are being forced to include a certain % of women, but it will massively reduce the amount of bullshit you need to endure on a daily basis.
There's no such thing as a calm work environment where women are concerned - if there are no real problems, women will create problems. Air conditioning being too cold, "dangers" in the office such as sharp corners on desks, paper cuts etc.
If you have the intelligence to succeed in university, then you'll be pushed up the ranks in a "trade" just the same. Real life companies (multinationals, can't speak for shit-tier operations) don't allow talent to simply languish unexploited.
If you have a good brain on your shoulders, then your company will put you through university, they will pay the fees, and you'll also be taking in a salary while you do it.
If you stand out, you might even be head hunted by others inside the company. This can happen after only a couple of years experience, while your friends are still slogging their way through useless humanities degrees and living off their parents. The key is to know something hardly anyone else knows and for that something to be in demand.
You got a job servicing oil tools? Learn everything about your equipment, read the blueprints, read the operator's manuals, learn what kind of rock your tool is used to drill, learn how mud pressures and RPM are calculated, know the tolerances and why they exist, examine each stage of the service workflow and see if you can identify a time or cost saving. Don't tell anyone what you're doing, just figure it out and start doing it one day.
Watch as your manager stands with his hands on his hips thinking
Degree? Shit on it. Get yourselves into something tangible. The company will offer you a degree when and if you need one.
Find a niche, high-value machinery with few operators and maintainers.
Do not share your knowledge with competitors.
Be aware of yes-men. The sort who work in the warehouse or drive a forklift but are working their way up by kissing ass and reporting on colleagues to their manager. One day you will be asked to train such a man, to show him the secrets of YOUR job, so that HE can leapfrog over you.
tl;dr if you have the intelligence to do well at uni, that same intelligence will propel you through the strata of a blue collar job. In 5-7 years time you can put the tools down and move to an office full time if that's what you want.
n.b what is involved in a so-called "trade" job is poorly understood by kids and university grads. There's a hell of a lot more available in "blue collar" realm than joinery, sparkying and being a car mechanic.

….the average Zig Forums 'genius' talks a big game, but in real life, you faggots can't muster up the courage to look a woman in the eyes for a millisecond, let alone the 'eternity of self-conscious fear of rejection' that is 5 seconds….


in other words, I'm basically calling you homosexuals….

you have no problem spending your lonely lives cavorting with other men online, insulting women, reassuring each other how 'worthless' they are, falsely reassuring each other of your alleged 'superiority'…..

it's either imageboard homoerotic circle-jerking, playing video games, discussing penis sizes, or watching anime…..

In other words, you're all pretty much gay

You're a perfect example of what I just said: you're gay as shit


lol @ your idiotic belief that women are some kind of 'danger' to be avoided, and your latently homosexual 'boy scout counselor's advice for other men to follow your creepy path into homosexuality…..


faggot


one thing I didn't see you mention was to USE YOUR GOD GIVEN TALENT TO CREATE YOUR OWN DESTINY…..

sissyboy

So…. Your 'life advice' for men is to become a low-level grunt grease monkey 'maintenance man' and avoid women like the plague?


……lol the gay janitor saves the world

you guys wouldn't know what to do if a woman was interested in you (which is extremely unlikely considering your weirdo beliefs and fears)

you've been conditioned to tell yourself that she will falsely accuse you of of rape, or some other sissyboy faggot fantasy….

HERE'S SOME REAL ADVICE

you're young
you're lonely
it's your fault
you're intelligent
you're afraid
these are the best years of your life
you're literally wasting them

women are the best part of life
and you know it
stop living in fear
rejection is the path to success

you're not giving yourself enough credit
it's not just men who hit on women
women hit on men, too
if you're charismatic
it doesn't matter what you look like
it doesn't matter how tall you are
it doesn't matter how big your dick is
women are attracted to self confidence
women are attracted to intelligence
women are attracted to a man who makes them feel good about themselves

stop playing video games
stop believing memes & myths
stop seeking false reassurances in Zig Forums

and MAN UP……..

you guys are SMART AS SHIT

shine

S H I N E ! ! ! . . .

grab the world by the horns
show them what you're made of

you can finesse any conversation
you can charm the pants off anyone

use your natural talent to carve out your own niche whever you go

be a more self confident, dynamic, charismatic, magnetic, charming, dangerous version of yourself……

……..and the girls will come to you

only a loser stares at women
only a loser approaches them

let them approach you

and they WILL

….but NOTHING will ever happen in that computer chair…..

no, why is this even in this thread?

netflix sucks rectum

Said the glow in the dark manlet.

….seeking WHAT truth?


your 'kike-this' 'kike-that' predictable parroting is a neon sign that literally SCREAMS 'lonely boy'

……said the guy who's fucked well over 600 women and teenaged girls…….


(to the videogame sissy)

experience speaks volumes


which is why you have no voice

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NOTHING


what's going to happen in that computer chair…..

it's not like any of you are going to get a job at Netflix

these external stories do not have any bearing on your lives

because your lives revolve around Zig Forums, video games, anime, and self defeat

Mexican immigrants: never effected your life

Muslims: never effected your life

Niggers: never, not even once

Fake rape accusations: notta

you guys are 'experts' in nothing
except playing Zelda

They need to stop trying to please women and stop hiring them.

You are SO full of vitriol and scorn, yet your life consists of a chair and a computer…

perhaps all your 'opinions' are 90% of why nobody wants to hang out with you

…..says the latent homosexual…..

go play another video game and stfu

what the fuck wouldYOU know about trying to please a woman?

women are MUCH smarter than men, in particular YOU

Cancelled my netflix subscription, I encourage everyone to do the same. Let's tank these fucks.

lemme guess…..

you don't always play Korean Puppet Porn Games, but when you do, you play Mega Milk Story By Citadel…..

because the ad has a homosexual man without a shirt, right?

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lol @ you ever having a SUBSCRIPTION TO NETFLIX !!!!


hahahaha

…and now, while you guys pat eachother on the backs, falsely reassuring one another that 'women are bad', preparing to play another sissyboy video game, and fall asleep completely alone AGAIN….

my wife and I are going to watch a movie….

not on faggot Netflix……..

and during the movie, I'll get a hand job and some head ……


enjoy your 'imageboard culture', little princesses…..

goodnight, princess

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The memes become real again.

Well mannered adult in a conversation;

(((netflix))) employees in a conversation

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This is a lie

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Yeah this post is going in my cringe comp

This would legit go over well with most girls, as long as you don't look like this.

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Amazon's always hiring because they treat their employees like shit and people have a high leave rate. If someone's always hiring you can bet on that being universally true unless there's some very odd factor that is getting people to retire frequently or there aren't enough workers in general like in trades.

They'll get to a point where they won't look for quality hires and likely are already there.

checked and confirmed.
can't deny them trips

this.
and dubs confirm

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So Demolition Man did predict the future…

These are SJWs, me lad….be afraid.

IS this picture supposed to be a meme because it's not backed by sources at all.

You could just do what you should always do when someone enacts idiotic rules: Malicious Compliance. Do everything you can to get the rules removed, but while they're in effect find out who wrote them and who supports them, then make sure that every moment they spend in the office is marked with someone staring at them (in the creepiest fashion possible) while counting loudly to 5. If possible have someone stand outside their stall in the toilets counting quietly to 5 once the target has learned to associate that sequence of numbers with being lewdly stared at.

Once you've gotten Malicious Compliance up and running start on Malicious Enforcement. Did a woman maintain eye-contact with you for 5.0001 seconds in a casual chat in the break room? That's a formal infraction, sorry Stacy, but I have to fill in the form and send it to HR - you know, because you're harassing me now. Oh, shit! Stacy, when you were staring into space over your desk I was in your field of view! Don't say you couldn't see me I could see your pupils and that means you could see me! PLEASE STOP HARASSING ME STACY! NO MEANS NO! When HR starts trying to nix your complaints then remind them that they wrote these rules, and that you can either settle this (to your satisfaction) internally or you can call a lawyer. That one threat will motivate most pencil pushers even if they know there's nothing behind it. If it doesn't then cut them out and go over their heads. Make them rue the day that they wrote those rules and push them closer to a humiliating retraction every day. If they start trying to punish you for your actions then they're punishing you for following their rules - I'm not sure if America has 'Constructive Dismissal' laws, but there must be something similar in place.

Don't tell redpill'd 8channers to avoid trying to get into local government you israeli dogson.

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stop using words you don't know the meaning of, American.

Deaf Americans are going to be constantly punished for lipreading. I wonder how will they handle the lawsuits for being disableist to them.

Everyone's using it as a training video now

HINT: you're bored and lonely, with nothing to fill your empty time… You're compelled to continue searching for 'news stories' online, and post them in HERE, trying to make yourself feel 'important', as if you were finally 'contributing something to society', as if you suddenly 'mattered'….

In your incessant rush to continue copying and pasting every worthless 'news story' that appears on the horizon, you fail to maintain objectivity, often copying and pasting articles without even checking them for accuracy or even simple typographical errors.

This has led you to become a parody of yourself.

You are NOT a journalist. You dont even qualify to be the ubiquitous 'school-aged news boy'

why don't you just stop?……

why don't you just get a job?….

you're not getting any money by sitting in here, copying and pasting half-assed news articles.

you're not helping anybody

you're not making a difference

you're wasting our time and yours

if people want to read the news, they are surrounded with it, and bombarded by it 24/7.

your mother is footing the bill for your lifestyle, while you sit hours on end, day after day, posting irrelevancies in Zig Forums.

why don't you be a man for the first time in your life, get off your lazy ass, and get a good damn JOB?….

you'll feel so much better about yourself afterwards.

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GET……

A……

JOB…..

YOU….

LAZY…..

BUM…..

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You are such a piece of shit to make your mother pay your bills so you can sit on your ass and pretend like you are a newsboy

You lazy fucking piece of shit!!

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If you're harassed, how about trying to resolve it in a reasonable manner, then filing a government grievance if that doesn't work? Telling your employees to act like children isn't going to solve anything.

Insanity.

Look man, I'm not trying to kick you when you're down and I feel bad about it when I do, but you're making it really difficult not to. Rocks and glass houses, that's all I'm tryin' to say.


The law is for people who have money or a personal army. For everyone else it's a huge cash and time drain on the scale of years.

also
just delete Jimmy Nuzzlenuts' posts by IP, lazy-ass hotpocket. Seriously, his reddit

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text

is at least as obtrusing and obnoxious as his laem shoops.

LOL !!!

HOWS THAT LATEST VIDEO GAME WORKING OUT FOR YOU, JUNIOR?

……..meanwhile, all the other men your age are out there, fucking the ever livin' dogshit outta some really, really hot pieces of ass…..

………you're gay, dude…….

Mr. Badass 'Magic The Gathering's fucking Dungeons and Dragons Video Game Sci-Fi HOMOSEXUAL bitchboy

THIS JUST IN:

Somebody has to pay your utility bills so you can sit on your computer and pretend that you are a 'news reporter'!!

You eat frozen dinners like a lonely little pig sitting in the computer chairpatting yourself on the back, falsely reassuring yourself that you are contributing to society by copying and pasting mainstream media news stories….

Somebody's got to pay for that food, and it's not you……

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BREAKING NEWS!!

Nobody asked you to copy and paste mainstream media news stories in here.

Nobody needs your copying and pasting service!!

You're not contributing anything to society, and if we wanted to read these stories, we are bombarded with them everywhere we turn….

Nobody needs you to do this…..

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NEWS FLASH !!

If you want to serve a purpose, there are plenty of clogged toilets at Walmart…..

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BREAKING NOW!!
You are bored, lonely and unemployed!
Your mommy pays your bills!
She patronizes your laziness and sissy attitude!!

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WE INTERRUPT THIS PROGRAM WITH THIS BREAKING NEWS !!

Get a fucking job you goddamn lazy bum

NOBODY NEEDS YOU TO SIT HERE COPYING AND PASTING BULLSHIT NEWS ARTICLES!!

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EXTRA! EXTRA!

Grab a fucking toilet plunger and pay your own fucking bills, you worthless fucking MOOCH!!!

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NEWS FLASH!!

COPYING AND PASTING NEWS ARTICLES DOESNT PAY YOUR UTILITY BILLS!!!

YOUR MOTHER DOESNT CARE IF IT HURTS YOUR FEELINGS OR NOT ANYMORE!!

GET
A
FUCKING
JOB

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THIS JUST IN:

As long as there are clogged toilets at Walmart, there will be a job for you !!

… When you start earning your own money and paying your own goddamn internet Bill and utility bill, THEN you can play 'make believe news reporter' on your own fucking dime!!….

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Government grievances work slowly, but they're written in iron if there's evidence and the perpetrator doesn't have money or a personal army themselves. Granted, that narrows the uses considerably, but they still work when it comes to people who aren't important.

BREAKING:

your mother has had just about enough of your bullshit!!

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GET OFF YOUR ASS AND PAY YOUR OWN WAY, MOOCH!!

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dammit, man! he literally took a shit on your head today

unbelievable! he managed to decimate Zig Forums from it's mouth to it's ass in one fell swoop. bravo!

fuck off Joey Nitwit

((Netflix))

Johnny neprune is the punk's punk. Literally in a protective custody prison licking a turdcunt.

You'd be fired immediately. Have you ever gone outside the basement?