Financially troubled yakuza reduced to stealing watermelons

Due to ever-tougher enforcement of laws and ordinances aimed at members of designated criminal syndicates, Japan's yakuza have fallen upon hard times. How hard? For the first time since statistics began being kept, reports Spa! (June 26), the total number of gang members in the country dropped below the 20,000 figure.

On May 28, quasi-official broadcaster NHK went so far as to air an installment of its "Close-up Gendai Plus" evening news program titled "Impoverished Gangs."

"Yakuza who have been hurting financially have been tying up with han-gure (members of non-designated crime groups, such as hot-rod gangs)," a retired gang leader from the Tokai region commented after seeing the NHK program. "But arrangements like those are only found in the big cities like Tokyo and Osaka. The yakuza in rural areas don't have other groups to fall back on for income. Of course, there are groups that manage to do all right by shamelessly going to extremes without any qualms at all."

"Still, I was surprised when a fellow gang member told me he's been pilfering from farms," he related.

In this particular instance, the 37-year-old gangster, named Uemura (a pseudonym), began stealing agricultural produce from about three years ago. As his colleague tells it, "Up to then he had been overseeing operations of food carts at local shrine festivals or involved in various construction work. But the authorities began putting pressure on the shrines and construction companies shun any ties with yakuza.

"Anyway he got into stealing watermelons. During the daytime, he would send out younger gang members to case out promising patches, and then they'd return at night to see what sort of security, if any, was in place. Then they'd hit the ones that didn't have tight security.

"But even if they stole 100 melons, the most they could get for them was only about 300,000 yen. The damn things were heavy, and the ones that got damaged were unsellable. On top of that, while in the fields they'd get stung unmercifully by swarms of mosquitos. My former mate later told me, 'Okay, next time we'll be targeting melons and tomatoes.'"

Last summer, however, an incident occurred. As the gangster's colleague related, "The farmers formed a roving neighborhood watch group that made the rounds at night. Some houses found ways to block off cars to keep them from driving away. The other guys I work with took off, but they grabbed me and five of them really clobbered me. Then when they saw I was tattooed they said, 'What? You're a yakuza?' I refused to tell them my name or gang affiliation, because having that come out would create even more trouble. The posse members weren't looking for trouble either, so they made me promise I would never do it again, and then sent me on my way with two watermelons."

With revenues from their traditional shinogi (ways of generating income) on the decline, Spa! notes that yakuza have taken to other types of activities, not necessarily involving breaking the law.

Fanatic hobbyists fascinated by yakuza, for example, can now bid on authentic "yakuza merchandise" – items bearing a gang's crest such as ashtrays are being offered via online auction services. After all, some of the big gangs have warehouses full of the stuff. Bidding on a wall calendar is said to start from 3,000 yen; and according to a reporter for a tabloid magazine covering gang activities, the going rate for a business card bearing the name of a gang's godfather might sell for as much as 30,000 yen, and an album full of old gang-related photographs 100,000 yen.

"I know of some hoods in Osaka who will arrange to sell stuff out of a shuttered store on a shopping street, which they can rent for practically nothing," the aforementioned reporter notes. "They will stock it with stolen cosmetics and other merchandise and peddle it to foreign tourists at bargain prices."

According to Spa!, other jobs undertaken to make up for financial shortfalls include fortune telling, fake "artists" who claim to be selling their own works and employment as security guards.

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They pissed off too many people and lost their popular support. This is what happens when you go into crime without any (((political))) backing.

That picture looks edited as fuck. The people on the background are more grainy and they forgot to add the nipples on the the old guy. Not to mention why would they even let him walk around without a shirt with dangling handcuffs?
Not even memeing about this but this is as fake news as it gets.

His nipples are tattooed as sunflowers…

how long until /v/ comes around to screech about how good the yakuza actually are because they played that videogame

Kek.

proofs or back to sucking corkscrew benis

Say what you will, the Japanese are polite.

Yakusa are part of the very fabric of japan society since the XVII century .Japan is losing its identity and cultural uniqueness.
I am sad.

lol

Fuck organized crime groups

nipponese watermelons are like gold-plated KFC and pretty much on par with meatballs

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I want old yakuza with artistic tats to donate their skin to the national museum

This is not a good thing, people. This is very bad. Don't get me wrong, the Yakuza are hardened crimintaps through-and-through, but they keep the petty criminal naps at bay usually, and work heavily with police to ensure a monopoly on crime. This is the work of (((certain groups))) who would like to (((influence))) Japan through its crime. You can expect rape and other dirty crimes to be on the rise in Japan as the Yakuza continue to recede. The Yakuza are bad guys, but they're "lawful evil" bad guys who keep crime off the streets.

Fuck you. Organized crime murders niggers and keeps members in check so they don't have to do shit like mug people.

t. old yakuza fart trying to rekindle his forgotten days of glory on the internet.

Good, whatever the cause, it shows that organized crime is being stomped out in Japan.

I wouldn't say that each and every one of our folkways is a one-size-fits-all solution for the betterment of every country, especially when the country in question is so different from our own that its citizens might as well be space aliens, but it seems to me that If they would allow their citizens to own militia-worthy firearms: they wouldn't need to tolerate any criminals or rationalize their existences.

Japanese culture in a nutshell.

People seem to forget Yakuza were first on the scene with rescue and supplies to their communities during the 2011 quake. They may be criminals, but they know how their bread is buttered, much like in the US with motorcycle gangs making up the Cajun Navy.

AHAHAHA! You're a funny guy.

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ur mom is my debt slave and i make her work my hard ochinpo

This reads like the plot to a whimsical Bong or Irish comedy film like Waking Ned Divine or something like that. Anybody else getting that vibe out of it?


take your meds


IRL =! Shadowrun, I wish it did too but it doesn't yet


If that didn't include trafficking in plants, the same weapons the establishment has, and uncensored drawings of vagoos, I'd be happy. Since it involves both those and crimes that have a victim, I guess I have mixed emotions about it.

Oh, you want to take the angle that yakuza are really no different from credit card, mortgage companies?

Because really what's the difference between a lien on your shit or an option to Whore your daughter out?

the yakuza games are basically anime yakuza not boring ass real life yakuza

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why you…!

I mean its nice and all, but that's just to be expected. You're no gangster if you don't take care of your people, you're just a thug who bought a gun and thinks he's hot shit.

Crips takes care a der owns

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shamelessly means selling daughters for rice.

The Yakuza of today have nothing to with Japanese society, they are criminals and should be treated as such.

says Anonymous while posting on Zig Forums

Those tats look 20 years old tops. I got my whole body done at varioys times and that was done all at once about 18yrs ago.

that looks photoshopped as hell

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correction. as long as it is japanese

just print out money. problem solved. i make it sound to simple tho.

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HERE WE GO
Another fat autistic weeb man child here to educate us on ancient gook society and culture, have you eaten your daily cheetos yet as you look with disgust into your mirror seeing a fat pale blob staring back at you
Sad!

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Not an argument faggot, the Yakuza of today are criminals and have nothing to do with tradition/culture

You do know right that in those games you don't actually play as a Yakuza gang member except in 0 and Dead Souls

I think there's some cheetos dust stuck between your fat folds loser

Kek, the Yakuza are the ones trafficking asian niggers (Flips, Chinks, poor Chons etc) into the country and putting them to work in entry-level buildings jobs that ought to be the territory of Japan's NEETS, to get their feet on the career and property ladder.
Still, it's kind of amusing how they're "reduced to" stealing from farms rather than banks. Have they tried not being criminals?

The Yakuza never had " popular support " , people mostly feared them

That's a chrysanthemum user. Completely different flower and chrysanthemums have significance in shinto-buddhism.


Tbh, that picture look like the flip navy caught some smugglers which turned out to be yakuzas and are returning them to the nips. Half the table have nip features while the ones in military fatigue and the one handling the perp has quite the flip visage.

Literal SJW argument.
Learn to argue without the use of ad hominem.

kys boomer manlet

GIVE ME WHITE WOMAN

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t. yakuza idolater with black dick fetish.

what got you so upset you posted this? lol

My penis is small

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