Wild monkeys with herpes in Florida, Population on the verge of doubling

Camden Anderson
Camden Anderson

Florida Monkey Wars when?
What’s the best anti-monkey load out?
A population of monkeys that lives in Silver Springs State Park, carrying a herpes virus that is deadly to humans, could double in the next few years.
The troop of rhesus macaques were brought to Central Florida in the 1930s as part of a long-since closed attraction in the park. They were placed on a small island, but the monkeys didn’t stay there. There have been monkey sightings all over Central Florida, including one caught on camera in 2015 when students spotted a rhesus macaque running around on the roof of their school in The Villages. In 2017, cellphone video recorded aggressive monkeys taking over a park pavilion and going after people. The monkeys carry a herpes virus that is deadly to humans and can be spread through a bite or scratch.
“People should never approach these animals,” said University of Florida professor Steve Johnson, who was part of a team that spent years studying the monkeys. “People shouldn’t feed them. It’s not legal to feed them anymore.”
Researchers estimate the monkey population in Silver Springs is around 200,000. “By the year 2022, there are probably going to be around 400,000 animals,” Johnson said.
wftv.com/news/local/wild-monkeys-with-herpes-in-central-florida-population-on-the-verge-of-doubling/898061214

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abcactionnews.com/news/state/florida-man-arrested-for-throwing-pizza-at-father-after-finding-out-his-dad-helped-birth-him
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wtsp.com/mobile/article/news/crime/florida-man-accused-of-beaning-girlfriend-in-the-face-with-burrito/67-593a9b33-85df-4c18-b1a6-7706be5180cc
nbc-2.com/story/39951692/florida-man-records-himself-performing-sex-acts-on-his-dog

Jordan Clark
Jordan Clark

Bad monkeys

Levi Stewart
Levi Stewart

AIDS-HIV-Herpes monkey apocalypse soon

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Matthew Perry
Matthew Perry

AIDS-HIV-Herpes monkey apocalypse soon
Only brazilians can save us now?

Nathan Ortiz
Nathan Ortiz

my life was in danger

Just shoot them you stupid cunt. They are not better then nogs

Justin Smith
Justin Smith

abcactionnews.com/news/state/florida-man-arrested-for-throwing-pizza-at-father-after-finding-out-his-dad-helped-birth-him

Parker Miller
Parker Miller

Why is Florida so fucked? Lionfish, Pythons and herpes monkeys?
What a fucking retard.

Michael Richardson
Michael Richardson

A population of niggers that lives in Silver Springs State Park, carrying a herpes virus that is deadly to humans, could double in the next few years.

The troop of stupid niggers were brought to Central Florida in the 1930s as part of a long-since closed attraction in the park. They were placed on a small island, but the niggers didn’t stay there. There have been nigger sightings all over Central Florida, including one caught on camera in 2015 when students spotted a stupid nigger running around on the roof of their school in The Villages. In 2017, cellphone video recorded aggressive niggers taking over a park pavilion and going after people. The niggers carry a herpes virus that is deadly to humans and can be spread through a bite or scratch.

“People should never approach these animals,” said University of Florida professor Steve Johnson, who was part of a team that spent years studying the niggers. “People shouldn’t feed them. It’s not legal to feed them anymore.”

Researchers estimate the nigger population in Silver Springs is around 200,000. “By the year 2022, there are probably going to be around 400,000 animals,” Johnson said.

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Parker Barnes
Parker Barnes

This is how AIDS began

Josiah Powell
Josiah Powell

As long as fags don’t rape monkeys. Florida should be fine.

Eli Clark
Eli Clark

fags are going to rape monkeys just because you posted it.

Austin Thompson
Austin Thompson

Fags are going to rape monkees anyway. They rape anything/everything.
I hate Florida even more now. And monkeys. I really hate them.

Isaac Sanchez
Isaac Sanchez

A population of monkeys that lives in Silver Springs State Park, carrying a herpes virus that is deadly to humans
<TFW you aren't sure if they mean monkeys or black people
I've been on Zig Forums too long, haven't I.

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Benjamin Watson
Benjamin Watson

Best anti monkey load out for me would be bear spray/ club alongside thick clothing. This is only in case I didn't have access to firearms.

Jacob Walker
Jacob Walker

the Florida answer to the problem

Connor Price
Connor Price

Saiga-20 with drum mags and 3" #4 buckshot, or an American-180 with Stingers?

vid related.

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Ian Rodriguez
Ian Rodriguez

Because stupid fucking boomer retirees keep buying exotic animals as pets and then dumping them when they realize they require effort.
It's only a matter of time until some monster chugging pampered retard dumps the wrong kind of piranha in the everglades and creates a new species that can adapt to colder weather than the Amazon and move north to kill everyone who dares to take a dip in a river.

Lucas Jenkins
Lucas Jenkins

muh boomers
muh Monster

Reported.

Angel Ross
Angel Ross

Where do you think the exotic animals come from dumbass?
The poor rednecks who live in the backwoods, or the bored fat old shits with more money than sense who have nothing better to do than buy stupid shit they'll lose interest in within the day?

Nathan Collins
Nathan Collins

I for one welcome our future monkey overlords.

Kayden Carter
Kayden Carter

If you had googled for two seconds you would know where these monkeys are from. Aside from that, your poor grammar, zero understanding of the world, and your autistic categorisation of people into nonexistent age gaps which have everyone therein being cookie-cutter reproductions of the exact same strawman demonstrate that you're underage and originated from cuckchan or Reddit. So, kindly fuck off and never return. You are not wanted here.

Wyatt Wood
Wyatt Wood

Explain the many other incidents of exotic animals being unleashed upon florida dipshit.

Nathaniel Young
Nathaniel Young

(Heiled)
Just call them jews. Whether actual jews or spiritual jews is irrelevant to the point.

Lolbergs can fuck right off.

Hudson Edwards
Hudson Edwards

No shit there are jews among them, but there are plenty of gentile shabboshitters too.

John Fisher
John Fisher

Lolbergs can fuck right off.

How is that a response to anything in the post you quoted, retard?

Samuel Bennett
Samuel Bennett

long-closed attraction
When I went to the park last year I was told they were released onto an island in the park as props for a Tarzan movie, but the movie crew never bothered to check if they could swim (they can)

Jordan Barnes
Jordan Barnes

Would my pre-ban Tec-9 be enough for the monkey wars?

Jonathan Phillips
Jonathan Phillips

SJWs anthropomorphize these animals
"ZOMG don't killz teh monkeys!11"
???
Monkeys take over Central Florida entirely

Isaac King
Isaac King

Oh you actually mean literal monkeys.

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Logan Ramirez
Logan Ramirez

How soon until monkeys reach Alabama and New York?

Oliver Perry
Oliver Perry

The face of the enemy

Joshua Harris
Joshua Harris

youtube embed
fag

Carter James
Carter James

I too read that as him referring to niggers.

Liam Mitchell
Liam Mitchell

What’s the best anti-monkey load out?
Probably a shotgun and some kind of .308 for long range monkey removal. In a populated area shotgun is about the only option. If you want to go full animal cruelty a high power air gun or crossbow can disable them, then knock their head off with a short sword.

Jeremiah Ward
Jeremiah Ward

Your thinking small-time my friend, I wanna see Florida man go on a rampage with some kind of cold steel replica or a golf club or something.

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Oliver Powell
Oliver Powell

I'd like to see a 1 hand morningstar and a PP93 in the other hand.

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Grayson Long
Grayson Long

This is Florida m8, best your gonna get is a 22.lr Uzi clone and a cold steel katana.

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Carter Lee
Carter Lee

This might be a good use for using the underhook of a spas 12. What would be the best all primate load for 12 GA anyways? I'd assume No. 4 buckshot ought to be enough, I'm no expert. Also a katana would be better (something something more agile and faster) provided it doesn't get stuck in a monkey's back or ribcage.

Brody Nguyen
Brody Nguyen

So by the time we see them, many are already in urban areas as reported in the videos, also some anons in this thread are advocating for higher calibers. Shouldn't we take in overpen into account here, what would be a good cartridge to effectively kill it without having so much energy that it would seriously damage whatever is behind it?

Brody Howard
Brody Howard

MONKEYS HAVE TAKEN CONTROL OF FLORIDA, CHOOSE YOUR WEAPON
Main weapon:
10/22. Bonus points for bayonet, 50 rnd drum, and red dot that costs more than the gun.
Shotgun. Bonus points for no shirt and pistol grip sbs.
2 handed Longsword. Bonus points for mail armor and helm.
Bare hands. Comes with free 2nd sidearm.
Lots of homemade explosives. Bonus points for turban and white robe.
P90 semi auto. Bonus points for overweight and homosexual.
Sidearm:
Ebay katana
Gunpowder filled tennis balls
Toyota truck
Blowgun with tranqilizer darts
5 gallons of gasoline
Fire Axe
Riot shield
Quadcopter of peace
Shuriken
Hipoint 9mm

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Eli Anderson
Eli Anderson

Florida should import some Liberians and Rwandans to solve the problem. My Congolese manservant, Mbutu Kwangele, loves nothing more than a barbecued primate. If you imported a few thousand of the local huntsmen and let them loose in the Floridian wilderness, the monkeys would be gone for good. If you have any doubts, just look at how well the Cane Toad worked in Australia!

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Xavier Fisher
Xavier Fisher

Alright
2xOKC3S Bayonet
1x Rifle length AR15 with bayonet lug
6x 30rnd STANAG mafazines
1x Mossberg 590 set up like trench gun
30x No 4. Buckshot
I guess I'd keep bayonet sheathed just for hand to hand use. I'd like a dune buggy for a patrol vehicle.
Obviously like any good floridian tourist I would be sporting cargo shorts and a sick nasty sun burn on my calves.

Mason Green
Mason Green

katana
Oh shit lookout its that samurai from the train

Lucas Lee
Lucas Lee

Why don't we kill them? Everyone knows how easy it is to contaminate someone with herpes.

Eli Peterson
Eli Peterson

Better idea, collect them in cages, then sic em on jew york, san for, los angeles, detroit, shitcago, and wherever else you need them.

Josiah Bennett
Josiah Bennett

Because (((reasons))).

Parker Ortiz
Parker Ortiz

I mean he did prevent a minor chimpout, it would be pretty easy to extrapolate it to literal monkeys,no?

David Turner
David Turner

.22lr hollow point

Ethan Foster
Ethan Foster

Didn't we already have this thread, like, ages ago?

David Bennett
David Bennett

niggers communicate with them
turn them against the white race
we die of herpes and them from ebola

Jace Taylor
Jace Taylor

Gunpowder filled tennis balls
That's all I need. Loads of Gunpowder to blow shit up and tennis balls to act as shrapnel.

Noah Scott
Noah Scott

Would rubber shrapnel be that effective?

Oliver Hall
Oliver Hall

Anti-monkey loadout
Assuming that 2 bore shotguns loaded with hollow-point (magnesium core) slugs would be a little impractical hip thrusting with every shot is understandable, but inadvisable, it'll ruin your stance, wouldn't a regular shotgun loaded with 00-buck do the trick perfectly well? It's not like the enemy is going to develop

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Jordan Cook
Jordan Cook

that gun
Why shoulder mount that? It would be much better in some mount like older DShK's had.

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Parker Rivera
Parker Rivera

Florida should import some Liberians and Rwandans to solve the problem
Wouldn’t Florida just get overrun by Rwandans and Liberians afterwards?

Christopher Thompson
Christopher Thompson

He doesn't want to fire a 33.7mm cannon from the shoulder
He doesn't want the exist wound to be about the size of the targets chest cavity
He values the integrity of his eardrums and shoulder-bones more than the pursuit of pure firepower

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Matthew Bennett
Matthew Bennett

Enjoy being raped and scratched to death while you're on your ass in shock.

Ethan Nguyen
Ethan Nguyen

Thanks, we will.

Nicholas Sanchez
Nicholas Sanchez

greek and bong enjoy being raped by monkeys

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Hunter White
Hunter White

Monkey threats getting worse! Monkeys now stealing from kids in backyards.

Jack Wood
Jack Wood

Zig Forums what can be done about Florida?

amp.clickorlando.com/strange-florida/rare-1-pound-monkey-stolen-from-florida-zoo

wtsp.com/mobile/article/news/crime/florida-man-accused-of-beaning-girlfriend-in-the-face-with-burrito/67-593a9b33-85df-4c18-b1a6-7706be5180cc

nbc-2.com/story/39951692/florida-man-records-himself-performing-sex-acts-on-his-dog

Blake Howard
Blake Howard

Weaponize Florida and sic it on DC.

Bentley Russell
Bentley Russell

who was part of a team that spent years studying the monkeys.
All leftists should be hung. Those monkey should be been getting put down from the beginning. Thats like the fucking shit with feral cats in florida. They are probably the most significantly destructive nuissance animal in florida, Something about florida makes them destructive on top of fast breeding and voracious. I had one get in my screen room and proceed to flip the fuck out destroying everything which is apparently common and on top of it being illegal to kill them fucking commie filth have set up a bunch of cat sanctuaries in the woods.

Parker Ross
Parker Ross

Most of these animals aren't bought by older people, they're bought by stupid 20 year olds who want to show off. They buy a bunch of exotic animals, realise they take work and just dump them as soon as the work part kicks in. The yuppy types which are Gen X if you pay attention to gens. You're just a tard who thinks Boomers, (((me))) and Zoomers are the only generations. They're not and you're just a tard.

Ryder Rodriguez
Ryder Rodriguez

Aren't monkeys literally useless? I think even wasps do more things that benefit the environment than monkeys. So why not kill them all? They're ugly furry niggers that can't speak and just spread disease and chaos everywhere they go.

Nolan Hernandez
Nolan Hernandez

They're ugly furry niggers that can't speak and just spread disease and chaos everywhere they go.
Are we sure we are still talking about monkeys?

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