ColoradO:Illegal alien arrested for arson... He's swedish

thedenverchannel.com/news/crime/spring-fire-man-arrested-on-arson-charges-in-connection-with-massive-blaze

Jesper Jorgenson, 52, was taken into custody sometime Saturday, San Luis Valley Emergency officials said during an early afternoon community meeting for evacuees held at the Blanca/Fort Garland Community Center.

Jorgenson, who was arrested without incident by Costilla County deputies, was being held on arson charges. No other information related to those charges was immediately released.

Deputies said Jorgenson’s arrest was made possible thanks to the work of several agencies, including the Colorado Bureau of Investigation (CBI), state arson investigators, the Colorado State Patrol (CSP) and Immigration and Custom Enforcement agents (ICE).

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I didn't really have time to read your entire headline, and I certainly didn't have time to read your entire thread.

I'm very busy, and I really don't have a lot of time to invest in this story, so if you would be so kind as to give me a brief recap of the whole article….

But I'm going to need you to keep it very brief, like no more than three words.

Thankyou

Actually, I just looked at my schedule and I realized I'm more backed up than I thought…

I'm only going to have time to read two words at the most…

So I want you to tell me what this article is about using no more than two words, and if it's possible to minimize it down to just one word, that would be greatly appreciated, because I'm extremely busy right now

Bad news!!

Something has come up, and I'm going to have to reschedule this entire thread.

Im going to need you to email me with a request, and I'll have my people get in touch with you.

Hopefully, I'll have a chance to hear about your thread sometime this summer.

Thank you for understanding

Y0u g0tta st0p bustin' my balls for typ0s.

Say,(spaceaftercomma)Andy, My neighbor tells me that her kids can smell my cum on her breath.

What do you do to get rid of 'cum breath'?

Lol honestly ?

Ass to mouth with do the trick

lol and btw, I make more typos than everyone else put together….

I just find the 'typo nazi' routine to be one of the most irritating things on Earth, hence my use of it

it's kinda like a mosquito


only more irritating

Trust me, after she sucks her own shit off your dick, her kids won't be smelling her breath but one time, then they'll avoid her at all costs

Speaking of mosquitos:

In a Vsauce video I saw recently, Michael was talking about how of ALL the humans who have ever lived on planet Earth, an astonishing 90% of them died from mosquitos….

Are you having fun in here, JN?

In here, on YouTube simultaneously, as well as in PicsArt, AND I'm also having fun playing with our kitten….

So the answer is YES….

yes, I am

Wendy and I are about to have fun taking a shower together, then have fun watching Cox Contour

I have fun wherever I go

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….I've experienced so many tragic occurrences and traumatic events in my life, that I make it my business to always have fun….

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….and don't ask me why, but I enjoy playing a confrontational role. I think it's fun as fuck. It's definitely not boring…..

even when it reaches the uncomfortable, cringeworthy moments, I still find it to be fun….

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even when I in essence agree with others

I've always enjoyed being oppositional and confrontational


it may be a huge
character flaw…

but I enjoy it

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so there's your answerv

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fucking brilliant


IDIOT

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...

...

Welp. I'm still stuck in the Dunkin' Donut Fries thread. Playin' in PicsArt too, as you can tell by perusing that thread, dealing with my difficult daughters, sick aunt, evil parents, an ex that won't leave me alone, and cooking dinner too, while shitposting; so, I get it – multitasking. Still, I would only call about half of it "fun", but I AM Enjoying myself – it's just other humans I could sometimes appreciate a break from.

C'mon wendy

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yeah………….

yep……………

unless they're my family
I'm happiest when they're
furious

So the donut fries thread is still good?

I'll drop in there when we get out of the shower

Rocket getting ready to blast off

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Lol and there she goes

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My family makes me furious most of the time. Not my kids, but the rest of my relatives.

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L🌎L

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Okay it's shower time

I hate my brothers

I'll be around later

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I can't figure out how to soften the edges right now. Multitasking still.

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