After 3 failed surrogacy attempts, Johnny Neptune got his miracle baby

Gay couple Johnny Neptune, 37, and Sebastian Barleben, 40, from New York City were ready to give up surrogacy altogether after three failed attempts.

In fact, they said if the fourth time didn’t stick, they’d quit trying and pursue another route.

The pair have been together for 12 years, since they first met at the Roxy club in New York City.

Sebastian is originally from Essen in Germany and had just moved to New York to attend NYU Stern for business school. But Johnny was actually leaving New York to attend UCLA Anderson, California.

They only had a short time to connect while in the same city, then their relationship developed while living on opposite coasts.
Disowning a gay son to ‘save’ his soul

When Johnny came out to his own family right before college, it caused a ‘rift that ripped apart their relationship’ for over a decade.

He comes from a ‘very conservative, evangelical home’ where being gay was a sin and homosexuality was unacceptable to his parents.

His parents were even willing to disown him in order to ‘save his soul’, creating a relationship that was ‘dramatic and full of scars’.

It wasn’t until the day of Johnny and Sebastian’s wedding that Johnny’s family came to terms with his sexuality.

For this reason, Johnny wanted to create a family of his own, making sure he shows them nothing but love.

In fact, Johnny and Sebastian were one of the first ever gay couples to marry when it became legal in New York City in 2011. They had a formal wedding ceremony a year later.

In fact, the pair knew they wanted to start a family very early on in their relationship.

Johnny told Gay Star News: ‘That said, we wanted time to enjoy each other first and our relationship.’

The couple set out researching every possible avenue and decided on surrogacy.

‘We finally made up our minds three years ago and hired a surrogacy agency to help us start the process,’ Johnny said.

On the surrogacy process, Johnny said the gay couple had ‘quite a bit of difficulty’ through their journey.

Their first three attempts at transferring embryos in order to get pregnant resulted in only one viable embryo each time.

‘We had to start all over with a brand new donor during all of those previous attempts,’ Johnny said. ‘It was very expensive, very time consuming and very emotionally and physiologically draining.’

But on their fourth try, they miraculously got nine viable embryos – two of which they implanted into their surrogate.

Both embryos ended up sticking so they were elated to be having twins.

However, disaster struck in the ninth week with one of the embryos stopping development.

‘That was incredibly agonizing news and it made us incredibly nervous about the pregnancy,’ Johnny said. ‘At that point we had been through so much and our track record was so low that we feared the worst.

‘The first trimester was very nerve-wracking for us,’ he said.

But they had nothing to fear because baby Vaughn Everett Barleben-Neptune was born earlier this year.

He’s now four months old and the couple say they’re happier than ever.

On advice for gay couples looking into surrogacy, Johnny said his best advice is to research what route is best for you. It’s also important not to get overwhelmed by it all.

Johnny said: ‘Find your personal support group and reach out to as many other gay families and parents as you can.

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Tranny Homotune is going to be all down for this thread.

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Why do gay men always pose shirtless whenever a small child is present?

I dunno

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sage

POOR LITTLE BABY GUY

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That poor baby is going to take so many dicks before 3.

Kek af! Now I don't have to!
But why you leave da based bbc faggot out of your fun times?

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I bet the baby takes 2 dicks before it takes 3.

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HAHAHA Neptune will now have to quit playing them Mario video games and get a job.

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Dammit! You beat me to the Pence thang too!

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wtf?

weird phone

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Dude, I can't wait for Julio Nipplefart to come in this wicked rad thread. He's gonna be SO PISSED!!!

I know, right?!!

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The mod will probably consider this entire thread to be shitposting when he wakes up. Either that, or the mod created this thread in an attempt to "contain" the Neptudinal one in a "containment thread". I guess everyone's gotta learn somehow, and start somewhere! All this has been tried before though, by better men. Good luck unto all with all your endeavors.

I'll be back.

Me too…..

I'm gonna go eat

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you seem to have a bad attitune.

Who's zoomin who?

they really don't know

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somebody needs to panaberm you

lol

I think this Johnny Neptune situation is getting way out of hand. Do you think he imagined he'd become the meme of Zig Forums? Maybe it was his plan all along

As you already know there are big changes coming ahead… I just don't necessarily feel like getting into it right now in an open forum… But changes indeed

why do they have to be shirtless?

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and now, as if by clockwork, my business associate suddenly seems to be trying an eleventh hour mission statement of solidarity

it always happens

It would be easy to make a foolish prediction, but I would more than likely end up being completely wrong

So I guess it's safe to say that changes are coming, but I'm not quite sure what they're going to be when the dust settles

It's not even a matter of either employee actually wanting to dissolve the corporation necessarily

And more a matter of me not having enough freelance time

But I'll see what happens because there's a business meeting planned soon

I am concerned about your concern, concerning their shirtless status….

Is there something about them being shirtless that triggers a deep emotional response from you, or is it purely Aesthetics?

…. I just think that you might be a little bit tense… You probably need to unwind and relax by doing some grappling and wrestling with a muscular man your own age, or maybe a little older, depending on your preference in wrestling and grappling other men….

And if you really want to unwind, you can leave your shirt on, but take your pants off before grappling and unwinding

…. I've heard that it hurts a lot less if you're relaxed and loosen your muscles……


Who are we kidding, anyway?

Just take your fucking shirt off and lay down on the floor

This story reminds me of a nauseating sight I stumbled upon yesterday….

I saw a morbidly obese woman, and when I say morbidly obese, I'm talking about maybe 475 lbs… Maybe even more…

she was SO fucking fat and disgusting that I literally started to gag and I'm not joking
(Literally as in literally)

And she had her child with her, a little girl maybe 5 years old TOPS

And that child had to wait at least a 150 lbs

That's definitely child abuse
That's cruelty to children no matter how you slice it
Misery loves company
That's why I'm worried about any homosexual males who insist on having a child, particularly a boy

I don't think I have to say anything else

I think you know where I'm going with this

WEIGH* not 'wait'

When I first saw this story I was disgusted. Then I realized it was Johnny Neptune who was a flaming faggot, and since I emulate him in every way, I have decided to also become a homosexual just like him.

Now I just want to find a boyfriend and a young child so I can settle down for the rest of my life, just like my idol Johnny Neptune

Well, you're definitely in the right place then.

yessireebob

In other important news, the rear tire on my motorcycle blew out at 70 mph on a crowded freeway a few hours ago. I'm still alive. No accident. Bike's ok. Got it in to the shop. Had no phone on me. 105° F here today, so not fun. I have 3 previous experiences with blowing out tires on the freeway, so I managed to stay alive even though I was all over the road, gesturing at cars amd trucks to stay the fuck out of my way until I could come to a stop. Fuck! I can't afford this! And these faggots are out buying babies and steroids! I would give them the shirt off my back if I thought they would ever wear it.

Lol !!….

………………..you're Evel

( k n i e v e l )

indulge me

I fucking HATE Chicago
The city and the band

trust me, I hate them

However THIS is the end of Stronger Every Day, and it's actually really good

It really is

Johnny out gobbling Foot Longs.
Where's the baby, guys gays?

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As long as we go out one at a time we can pick up other guys gays to come home with us and use not only as fudge-packers, but babysitters too!

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See?

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Weirdly, I used to drink pitchers of beer every night for a couple years with Evel Knievel for a couple years. We frequented the same bar in Spokane. He was quite the talker! Damn! The stories were great too. I sold pot to his son also.

Only because it's "Hard for Me to Say I'm Sorry".

Did I mention 'a couple years'?

If you were a kid and you didn't idolize Evel Knievel, then you were a fucking communist………

Evel Knievel was a shit when I was a kid.

He was the Elvis of motorcycles

Thank God I can access the Washington Department of Transportation traffic cam

That was a close call.

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After what you've meant to me
Ooh baby now
I can make it easily
Yeah, yeah, yeah

Fucking love a good horn section

Q: are you the one that posted Baba Cosmos?

Bumpin' for happy family!

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The dog, kid, cat and turtle do not look happy.

Handled without care

… I will never forget New Year's Day driving back from Orlando seeing rabbit in the Moon live, headed to Atlanta up A1A through Daytona, with the Atlantic to our right and the Sun rising… Playing this song over and over as we watch the waves come crashing up to the shore….

We were doing the very best liquid LSD I've ever had in my life, and lots of it……

This song actually emulates the Majesty of that moment with the waves rolling and the sun breaking Over the Horizon

A masterful example of how digital does not mean a lack of emotion or beauty

Your three previous experiences of blowing out tires on the expressway kind of remind me of Johnny Neptune's 3 failed homo surrogacy attempts……..

…. But not as gay as him

Whoever it was it that turned me on to this magical video, they made my life a much better place

Not even kidding. That video enhanced my life. I am so happy I found it. It is a masterpiece

Hey Johnny. Can you repost one of your guy fieri/starving Ethiopian child pics? Wanted to save a few of those from a while ago but didn't get the chance.

I actually think I deleted them

A couple days ago I went on a mad deleting tangent

However I would be more than happy to post the separate elements, the jigsaw puzzle pieces

Here's the only one I have left from that world famous award-winning series of starving Ethiopian food network host children

And it doesn't even have a starving Ethiopian child on it

Talk about irony

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Thanks. No prob about not having the other ones. I liked them because they were in fact a very good metaphor/parody. Have a good evening.

You too…..

By the way, you know you've been invited to the wrong game when you find out you going to be playing Pants & Skins…..

And the other team is Pants

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Call me old-fashioned, but I've always enjoyed the old STARVING ETHIOPIAN CHILD metaphor

…. Especially as it relates to sexually failed men, who act like no girl is good enough for them…

….those are the guys who always Fixate On Cockoldry….

Like a starving Ethiopian child standing outside of a five star restaurant masturbating to the idea of somebody eating his food.

I'm in a strange mood

nothing interests me right now

n o t h i n g

Indeed. I have a lot of your material saved up but I was especially hoping that one was still around. I like to concentrate on your works and use them as motivation to eventually summon up the courage for suicide. I also like watching that video of the kid who livestreamed his suicide with a shotgun. Seemed like it was a very quick and painless death.

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Congratulations to Johnny and his boyfriend.

It was Fangtastic. I agree.

(((BBC)))
*Snap*
Yep. That one's going into my cringe compilation.

I'm going to force myself to watch a movie or something.

I've got a lot on my mind, and I probably need to do some breaking and meditative techniques

be back later I guess maybe not

might crash

that one's going in my BBC compilation

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I don't think the guys in /cumshop/ are going to like my efforts

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If they want ejaculum on their faces, they can do it themselves

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B-b-butt, Johnny Neptune is gay!
He's the mother of our baby.
He no rapist. He gets tons of cock daily.

My kitten Rocket just made the decision for me. She's walked up on my chest and curled up…

Time to cuddle with her…..

adios

You know how touchy guys are about girls in real life…

I just wanted to see what these guys would think if I reached out and touched somebody digitally, and made them look at the girl they're fixating on after I beat her fucking ass into the sidewalk…

It seems like small-minded idiots would be bruised emotionally somehow over this, even though they've never met these stupid bitches in their life….

But the fact that they masturbate regularly to these girls somehow makes them think they're connected to the girls….

Fuck them

I'll admit that there's something I like about her, though

and several things I dont

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Who dat?
Sorry. Not a celebrity worshipper, so if she's a celebrity I don't know her. She has nice tits, even though they're just slightly too large for my taste.

EGG ZACK LEE™

at too big for my taste

And I don't think she's a celebrity

Just one of the girls that some weirdos in /cumshop/ posted, asking people to photoshop sperm on to them….

which is so creepy, that I refuse to do it for them…. So instead, I just give them injuries…

I don't really watch porn at all…

At least not anymore
Not ever since Sasha Rose got plastic surgery

Sasha Rose was perfect because of her imperfections

But her plastic surgery made her look like a freak, completely destroying her perfect tiny tits, and destroying her face….

The early Sasha Rose videos were amazing…..

But she disappeared for a while, and when she came back onto the circuit with that awful plastic surgery, I literally lost the will to ever watch pornography again

Say andy, are you ever bait to pick up senior homo cuck swingers?

Early Sasha Rose was amazing