Panic in Iran over Attack on Two Saudi Oil Carriers

Conflicting statements issued in Iran on Tuesday unveiled panic over the attack on two Saudi oil carriers in the Red Sea’s Bab El-Mandeb Strait last month.

Iranian media outlets quoted General Naser Shabani, a top official of Iran's Revolutionary Guard Corps (IRGC), as saying that the regime had ordered the pro-Iran Ansar Allah (Houthi) militia in Yemen to attack the two tankers, and that it had carried out those orders.

However, hours after Shabani’s comments led to controversial reactions on social media, Fars news agency deleted the Iranian General’s quote about the order to attack the Saudi tankers.

aawsat.com/english/home/article/1356646/panic-iran-over-attack-two-saudi-oil-carriers

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A: Nobody

Q: who gives a flying fuck?

Wait, Iran attacked SA's oil tankers?
Am I being tricked?

Shadow war kicks into hi gear. Pity those who went against the Don and civilization by siding w iran skitzo0os, maybe ms13 will rescue iran for them?And they wonder why trumps using ink n backdoor channels

Big poo

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Maybe this is a job for the Kitty Cartel.

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What's going on in here?

Panicked over literally nothing. A tweet. People who use Twatter at all should be executed. Unless, of course, it is to troll. Our Lord & Saviour Trump only tweets to troll. Successful troll is successful.

Full House confirms Twitter as merely a trolling platform.

A: You

Q: Who is retarded enough to format text like this?

Huh?
You mean by adding periods to each subsequent post so the post isn't discarded because a flood is detected?
Maybe you are just too retarded to tell what Kitty Cartel user was doing.

This event took place TWO WEEKS AGO…..

and you're copying and pasting now WHY?

Also, you are so stupid that you weren't even thorough enough to find out the Iranians shot a 3-foot hole into the side of one of the Saudi tankers, and if the whole hadn't been slightly bigger it would have been the largest oil spill in history….

You're a fucking idiot

This thread has a whole bunch of Saudi Tanker

And barely any KITTY CAT CARTEL MEMBERS

and that's unacceptable

Does this even vaguely meet the kitty cartel criteria?

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This doesn't even make sense, because abortions actually inhibit a prostitute's money making potential….

Oh, hold on a minute…..

= Now I get it==

you mean that your bills are already being paid, while you get to lay around and NOT 'work'….

brilliant !!…..

Smart Move

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So your mother is in on the scam, too?

She moves in and pretends to 'take care of you', while eating all of Jim's food…..

Genius !!… I love it !!!

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It does now!

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PLEEZE STAHP!!!!!

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Dalisay, Darna, Rosamie, Sampaguita, Diwata, Ligaya….

These are common Filipino names for females….

Not 'Diana'…..

A lot of Christfag Catholics there, hence Graeco-Roman names.

Poor Diana. Are you feeling down? Maybe try standing up for yourself. Get up off the floor.

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Kek! They had to cut the Kitty Cartel down to just 13 members!

Now they are all gone!
Happy to be of service.
At least now you have a purpose!

Maybe this is a job for the Kitty Cartel………….

Sorry I was away

I just had the pleasure of watching one of the biggest pieces of shit on Earth get arrested… It's a long story I'll tell you later

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Lol

That .gif is awesome! You'll have to tell me how you did it later..

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Did someone say Kitty Cartel?

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Hee hee hee!
Johnny will get blamed for the Kitty Cartel because muh PicsArt!

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Oops! He snuck in twice!

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At least I made it easy this time and only used one IP.
Except for this post, which you could be nice enough to leave. I mean, you like pussies, donchya?

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If you find yourself wanting to report the Kitty Cartel as spam, just think twice. It might be more effective to just kys.

Hahahahaha

I was really interested in your thread, because I'm a huge fan of Iranian improprieties regarding Saudi oil tankers, and everything seemed to be going smoothly, until you went off on some crazy tangent about cats in sombreros and women with horse teeth.

No offense, but you seem to be all over the place right now. Maybe you should just take a break for a little while and try to regain your senses. Perhaps some breathing techniques might help.

I'm kind of concerned about you.

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I was wondering the same thing but I was afraid to say anything about it. What the hell did you do with your thread, anyway? This is just crazy.

lets roll in Iran boys

A gringo would have to be Loco to mess with a Persian

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Woah, i thought i would never see a properly formatted post by JN.

trust me

you still
haven't

Sorry, Full House, but that wasn't Johnny.

I'm still furious
about me
being the only
one who

seems to know
how to
format
the way
it should be
done

by the way, lol@full house

The Kitty Cartel is on an anti-Johnny crusade right now. Persians LOVE Crusades!
See
muh PicsArt does not mean JN, any more than American guns in the hands of the cartel means Americans.
Don't worry, Johnny Neptune is already on our 'To Do List'.

technically, both Mexicans and Canadians are Americans too. They all live on the American continent.
But the Kitty Cartel is worldwide, motherfuckers!

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I've heard that Jim wants to impress Diana, so he's gonna hire a couple Kitty Cartel members to find Neptune and spray on his sofa

It was all Diana's idea.
"Diana's Bright Idea"
when you ban me for this post (and you will – you can't help yourself, oh powerful one), mod, please don't be lazy and put as the reason "JN", because I am not him. I left the .exif data on this .gif so you can clearly see it was not made with PicsArt; besides, I don't think Johnny lives in the Czech Republic.
Is Diana saying "jizm, jizm jizm" over and over in this .gif???
Inquiring minds want to know.

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enjoy your upcoming banu, Johnny Lovesnot

It's called job security – for everyone, all around.

More gasoline and bullets?
Yippee!

God dammit…..

I took two 25 mg diphenhydramine caplets for my allergies, and they've got me SO fucking tired right now.

I used to do polypharmacy all the time, mixing everything all together and I had the highest tolerance…

I used to do real pharmaceutical Quaaludes back in the day, and just about every drug since then, everything except for needles

But that fucking diphenhydramine has kicked my ass tonight

if I'm not being banned, I'm doing something wrong

I can see Jim in his cramped Manila apartment right now, having a total meltdown. Lel!

Also, stop using my IPs, Johnny!
I thought Bulgaria would be safe from JN, but no..
Maybe I will join forces with Jim to hire the Kitty Cartel to scratch your eyes out, Johnny.

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I heard sleep works wonders for those who are tired.
So, go to sleep, Johnny, before we at the Kitty Cartel have to put you to sleep!

I see the whole Hegelian dialectic hard at work ITT. Problem, Reaction, Solution – complete with dipolar controlled opposition parties.
I hope everyone is enjoying themselves.
That's the important part anyway.
Nobody should have their panties in a twist. It's uncomfortable and can cause extra unnecessary chafing.

come on give me something shoot! come on

Johnny Neptune is more of a force of nature than a person or an idea. Yes, there is a consortium of dedicated individuals behind it, but everything is going according to plan. Just like climate change – for some it is uncomfortable, even painful and life-threatening; for others it cannot be thought of as actually happening irl whatsoever – it must be da joos behind it all!
Silly goyim, 'the fix' is for kids!

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Iran vs Saudis and USA ans Israel

Our brave boys will beat those savage eyeranians

Rocket's got a lotta balls….

literally. She's got all kinds of toys (like her favorite blue elephant) but she's got a bunch of different little balls. She's got the noisy ones with little bells in them, ones that are made out of a mesh, soft fuzzy ones, hard plastic ones, a tennis ball, etc etc

She loves playing. She lives up to her name, to the point of hyperactivity. Let's put it this way: she's an extremely active little girl.

(leaping through the air is her speacialty, and she doesn't seem to even look before she leaps. She'll just go flying through the air with her arms akimbo, and will watch on to anything with her claws)

I've had a shit ton of cats in my life, but she does a game I've never really seen cats play before.

she'll actually play 'catch' with us, where she will intentionally knock the ball directly at us, and we will roll it back at her, and instead of chasing it, she'll knock it right back at us.

Back and forth and back and forth, she'll do it until you grow tired of it. She knows it's more fun than just playing with it by herself

When the universe first sent Rocket to us, she was no bigger than the palm of my hand. Here's the video of me trapping baby Rocket and keeping her from being hit by a car. Now she's becoming long and lanky, and quite a handful in every way.

LATCH*

not 'watch'