Pornhub Promises Nintendo Switch Support If a Browser is Released

For everyone who is hoping that the Nintendo Switch will get more third-party support, you’ll be happy to know that Pornhub has announced in an official press release that it promises support for the Switch. The only caveat is that Nintendo has to release an official internet browser for the system.

This announcement came from Pornhub’s 2017 year in review series in which the extremely popular porn-sharing website is revealing different statistics for last year. In its video game consoles segment of the year in review, it revealed various statistics about how many users are viewing porn on the website through a game system.

The interest Pornhub has in Switch perhaps stems from the spike in porn traffic from the Nintendo 3DS. Though the Switch’s portable predecessor only makes up one percent of the market share for porn on game systems, there was a 110 percent increase in traffic for that specific platform. On the opposite end of the spectrum, the original Wii saw an 83 percent decrease.

With so many gamers moving to the Nintendo Switch as it breaks more and more records, it remains to be seen how many fans are waiting with great anticipation to see Pornhub come to the breakthrough hybrid console. In the meantime, it seems “PlayStation” (most likely PS4 only) has the largest amount of traffic, making up 56 percent of the entire market.

Coming up just behind it is “Xbox” with only 32 percent of the American pie. From there, it drops significantly to only five percent for both Wii U and PlayStation Vita. Should Nintendo add the much-requested browser in 2018 to Switch, it will be interesting to what percentage of traffic the console will have. For more on the upcoming rumored January Nintendo Direct that will see the browser finally announced, check this out.

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Soyny Microfag are degenerates not a surprise. Gotta pozz them all.

I couldn't care less about pornhub or porn in general. Pornography is the fodder of guys who never get any pussy.

Speaking of never getting any pussy:
VIDEO GAMES

video games are EGG ZACK LEE™ why no girls are interested in you

Great idea, low resolution porn streaming on Nintendo's potato tablet…what could go wrong?

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It's a catch-22

the introversion leads to the video games

the video games fuel the introversion

the loneliness becomes a new reality

this breeds effemininity

females can sense it in you from 50 miles away

they're NOT interested in a lonely, introverted, videogame playing, overgrown child trapped in a man's body

the lack of interaction with females creates a man with no clue what women like, how to talk with them, or how to attract them

this leads to latent homosexuality

and as time passes, the latency fades as natural sexual urges lead to a much more overt form of homosexuality, due to a simple lack of options.

and the videogame playing child becomes a homosexual adult

the two clearest indication that an adult male never gets any pussy

When you put it like that it's actually pretty convincing.

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video games are for sissies

pornography is for sexual
failures

when a sexual failure is
a sissy, it's referred to
as being a faggot

by the way,
I'm NOT attacking
you guys personally

I'm simply telling you
a phenomenon that
I have noticed my
whole life…………

it's kinda like saying
eating a sugar based
diet leads to obesity

or smoking cigarettes
leads to emphysema

of course, sugar fatties
will deny it, and chain-
smokers will insist they're
the exception to the rule

I'm just being honeat

Honest*

sorry

Pornography is like a busy restaurant, and the viewers are like starving Ethiopians, who sit and stare at the poeople enjoying their meals

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don't be so hard on yourself, plebbitcunt.

Of course, they'll deny it. They think they can convince you that they're experienced food critics, connoisseurs, gourmets…..

this type of denial is to be expected

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but you're not even
fooling yourself

so you're definitely
not fooling anyone
else, 'studboy'

Bon appetit !!

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Whatever you say, pervert

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There's only one guy ITT who admittedly has 3 PornHub accounts. Who could that be, and what does that say about him, hmmm?

so you're saying that your video games have nothing to do with your lack of experience with women?…..

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And it's no coincidence that whenever I mention how videogamers never get any pussy, suddenly a mod gets upset and the bans begin…..

Impossible to hide the hurt, huh?

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lol @ you actually thinking
I've got 3 pornhub
accounts

Amen! People be so dumb about the obvious! "Oh vidro gemas and porn! What a life! " LOSERS! GO OUTSIDE!

That actually sounds cool. I was thinking of picking up a laptop or tablet anyways for when i didnt feel like getting up and turning on the computer in the morning.

My coworker is married with a wife and two kids. He told me he works all the overtime they'll give him plus weekends because he doesn't want to go home to his wife. He doesn't play video games and his wife told him he should stop buying a 2 dollars cup of coffee he used to buy every morning because she needs the money.
Meanwhile I never work overtime, can't wait to get home, get high, play games and maybe fuck a hooker if I feel like it. I have money for the latest games, drugs, gadgets and stupid shit. I can do anything I want when ever I want. I don't have to get permission from anyone.
Tell me Johnny of all the things I'm missing out on of being a husband/father or bf to a slut.

I'm surprised no one has sued Pornhub since the nintendo platform is a family platform and the switch is primarily used by children (or manchildren).

You don't say….
surprising……..

(I can easily tell you what you lack)

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-an emotional companion

-intimacy

-the ability to convince me that you're heterosexual

I'm glad someone finally
mentioned it. that's exactly
what I was thinking

Except I was thinking the
console manufacturers are
the ones who should be sued

My coworker is married with a wife

yeah…. most married men have a wife

>bases his 'knowledge' of relationships on one unhappy coworker


ironic: it's simply proof positive that you've never been in a relationship

You must have me confused with a Millenial anime faggot. I haven't played a video game since I first got rid of my Commodore 64 and bought a TRS-80 Model III in 1983. I only played a few dozen hours of an adventure game.
You said you did. You even linked to one of them and encouraged anons to find the others. I did not take the b8. You are the first, and probably the last, to ever get me on PornHub.
The mods don't need an excuse to hate you and start getting all ban-happy and deleting everyone's posts that they think might even possibly be JN; but yes, you are right – they are anime-loving, sissyboy, vidya-playing latent homosexuals who never get any pussy. I think you have drilled that into their heads enough lately that even they are catching on and looking at their lives in a new way, having gained some perspective; even if it was at the price of being repeatedly bashed about the head by you!
Anyway, it was fun getting up under your skin about your 3 PornHub accounts. I enjoy fucking with everyone, Johnny! Calling the kettle black when you obviously have exhibited all the signs of a sex-addict seems like something only a pot would do. I do, however, agree with you that constantly interacting with porn pretty much negates one's chances of having anything remotely resembling really good sex, especially of the heterosexual kind. Vidya would be the final nail in the coffin, virtually guaranteeing wizardry. Anime is just plain gay.
Glad we got that all sorted out!

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I found this picture of you….

Don't tell me… You're the
Happy one, because
all meals taste
bad, right?

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RE: 3 ACCOUNTS

it took you long enough to respond…. I was trying to
facilitate a punchline where
I told you that it was more
like 12 accounts, not just 3

oh well……..
Not every plan
goes as planned

Lel! Looks like a mod has already started getting ban-happy in here! He must think that deleting posts will discourage Johnny! Hilarious! More likely he will have an aneurysm just trying to keep up!
Anyway, replying to Johnny's posts in here is difficult because, by the time you link to one of his posts the mod will have deleted it!
Tempted to call in the Kitty Cartel![
Not sure the mod understands human nature much; let alone causality.

Hahahahaha!!!!!!!

Marriage and relationships are slavery for men. All thanks to feminists and their pet politicians. They freed women from all responsibilities but not men. Johnny is fucked. That faggot is jealous of men that didn't fuck their lives up by getting married/entered into relationships.

yep, I was careful to say
'lol @ thinking I have 3 accounts'

instead of denying it…….

yeah, it's more like 12 accounts….

but in my defense, those accounts
are not proof that I sit around
watching porn……

those are my IRRITATING ACCOUNTS, where I upload irritating, awful, destroyed porn
that has basically NOTHING to do with pornography, in the hopes horny men will stumble on it, and want to slam their head into a wall after seeing it

Really busy today. This place does not deserve much of my time ever, especially on a day like today.


Glad you are enjoying yourself!

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There's another kind?

Just killing time. We've been playing with Rocket and munching out on an assortment of snacky foods and coffee

Just goofing off. The weather is actually moderate, so it's just a lazy day

pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=506009763

VALUABLE LIFE LESSON
THAT YOUR FATHER
NEVER TAUGHT YOU

jealousy is an expression
of a lack of confidence

it's born from competition
that you fear you can't win

I've never been in competition
with ANYBODY over ANYTHING

I'm content with
everything I am
and everything
I am not

i n t i m a c y

t r u s t

someone who knows you

better than you know yourself

the YIN to your YANG

someone who HATES you

(I'll explain that in a second)

To truly LOVE someone

You must first HATE them

you must know them so well,
know all of their idiosyncrasies,
know how full of shit they are
to the point where you've
learned to HATE THEIR GUTS

but you still love them
beyond that amount of
hatred and contempt

only THEN do you truly
love that person………

until that point arises
it was just infatuation

your best friend

who just so happens
to have a

v a g i n a

I'm more interested in Nintendo's reaction to this.

Denial is always built around contrived justifications

it's not unexpected that you have become accustomed to trying to convince yourself that you're right

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These are new times we live in.

I agree. I'm not a prude, not by any means, yet the first thought that came to mind was 'all of the children' who would be exposed to an easily facilitated pathway to pornographic content….

the fact that Pornhub made this announcement, and it's in the news will surely result in something being done to put a halt to it.

fuck pornhub

again: the term 'news' is an acronym that originally meant 'North, East, West & South'

with that in mind, people everywhere are now going to become aware of this gaming console/pornhub connection, and it's safe to predict that legislation will ensure to clamp down on this shit.

It's not rocket science
children and porn don't mix

what with the ferocity of the FOSTA and SEATA bills, the
powers that be will slam a
hammer down on this shit

and last, but not least by any means:

children

and not some 'negative meme' bullshit about children

I'm talking about THE REASON YOU EXIST

it's your sole purpose on this planet

unless you don't think you're qualified to raise a son

or a daughter

or multiples

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Don't know wo's more pathetic, Andy or the Zig Forums mod
Andy spends his precious time on this earth trying to get attention by trolling and the Zig Forums mod, while…look at his actions.

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I find it odd that anyone would perceive this to be 'trolling'.

I'm ''not trolling. I'm participating.

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I did more with my life by the time I was 18 than you'll ever do

WHY DOES THIS BOARD CENSOR POSTS?!?
If the respondents are idiots it's better to see them, and mock them for their stupidity than to censor them!

Like this topic: Console users are best and worst market to tap regarding analytics. Pornhub knows this, and it's willing to invest if Nintendo specifically obliges.

It begs the question, does 8ch still Sunshine Analytics?

The only person being censored is the local homeless man shitting up the board.

Bull-fucking-shit! You don't know your ass from a hole in the ground, and have no idea how many people you censor. There is a cost for your actions. Soon you will reap what you have sown. Everyone hates JN, but now they hate you more! Letting your emotions get in the way of intelligent action is a newfag mistake. You are too easily trolled, and you take everything too personally. Everyone can see through you, and they realize you have no idea how to deal with trolls. All your tactics have been tried before, by better men than you; but I guess you'll have to learn from your own mistakes, or don't.

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You want the short answer?
Yes.
That's not all though.
Wish I could say more; but, well, I can't.
Use your imagination. Read between the lines. Pay attention. Pooh bear has got his head stuck way up inside here!

I'll be surprised if Chickun doesn't make a comeback!
Arise, Chickun!
then you'll be begging for the Kitty Cartel.

Whatever you say, Andrew. It's clear you're getting desperate and your schizophrenia is acting up.

Funny but I have fond memories of using the original wii’s Opera Browser to watch porn and other such things before I had my first laptop. My parents just thought I was up late playing video games hahahaha

walltext schizoposting belongs in >>>Zig Forums

so what? id expect pornhub to automatically work on any device with a modern browser.
wouldve been a more interesting story

I haven't notice any censorship on Zig Forums except Neptune's posts. Newsplus though, they delete posts like crazy. I don't waste my time posting there anymore.

I'm not Neptune. You are so worked up about him that you see him around every corner, under every rock, hovering over your bed at night while you sleep.. He only becomes worse when you interact with him the way you do. Ignoring him is actually the best tactic, although it takes time. He is an attention whore, so he requires attention. Ignoring him does work, but you have to take the long view. He will get tired of it and move on (after throwing tantrums and further sperging out for awhile). But when a vol gets uppity, angry, power-tripping and starts banning everybody, deleting posts willy nilly, and generally acting like a spoiled brat, it just alienates the userbase. If no global rules or board specific rules are being violated leave it alone! Your heavy-handed tactics cause the very problems you are trying to avoid. I only see spam when you have plainly asked for it. You've got to stop imagining every poster is Johnny Neptune. I know I'm not. I also know the Kitty Cartel is not. I'm surprised you can't tell who is who and what is what. Imagining that you are a champion for free speech while employing censorship tactics only proves to everyone that you are living in a fantasy-land. Stop fantasizing about Andrew. I bet you don't even know who doxxed him. I do! Do you know who has tried to keep him 'contained'? I do! Do you know what tactics work against him and which do not? I do! Do you know that there is a plan? A method to this madness? I do! I've been at this longer than you. Lay off for a bit and let things take their course. See what happens. Obviously, you have to delete spam and NSFW content, but don't encourage a bunch more! I don't want to have to call in the Kitty Cartel or, god forbid, Chickun, to help you catch on to the truth; but I will if I have to. Do you really want to be hated worse than Jimmy Neutron? Because you are headed down that path.
ENJOY This Day!
I know I will!
Another 'hint': I don't think Johnny is even capable of blogposting like I do without leddit spacing.

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You're going to get banned and your post deleted just for blogposting alone.
I reported you.

Nigger. You're the reason why nobody likes those who were raised in the public school system.

Well this thread sure went downhill.
Even actual porn couldn't save it now.
I was hoping to see Chickun arise, but not even a nibble.

Ahhh. Chickun brings back memories. Not fond memories, but this place could use a revival.

dis gunya b gud!

Huh? Wat?

chickungunya

Chickun wat?

chikungunya:
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chikungunya

Lel!
Is someone going to post Chickun?

I mean, is someone gunya post Chickun?

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Andy, your getting better at mind-fucking the Zig Forums mod.

I enjoy a good mind fuck

Look at what the master did to Trump!

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YES

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That's probably because, like I said, I'm not Andy! Just another restless soul wanting to have fun fucking with people. Maybe have a laugh or two.
Speaking of, since someone already posted Chickun, I may as well join in the festivities! No h8 pleeze mod. I'll only post 4 Chickun images ITT total. I promise! Can't make any promises for anyone else though..

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OK, I'm done; (mostly because I don't want to drag out my old computer to find the more extensive Chickun folder).
ENJOY This Day!

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Thank you, mod, for not immediately deleting Chickun.
It is good for all of us to remember our humble shitposting roots.

I think he's too busy deleting Neptune posts in another thread. Don't worry. He'll get around to you.

Whelp! If so, I sure hope Chickun doesn't start calling in all his friends in the Kitty Cartel!

This site is quickly turning to shit with all the censorship and it's not just JN getting censored. Perhaps there's a lot of external pressures on Jim–to that I would say make a new site(tor hidden service) only accessible through tor to keep the normies out with owners and admin of new site unknown.

Good idea. Start one. How will I find you? Will you be listed in the Tor Hidden Wiki?

Jim thinks Tor is only for Syrians.
Little does he know that people who live where the internet speeds are high, like Japan, use it for practically everything. People everywhere want to make spying on everybody and datamining everybody more difficult everywhere. That is, unless you glow in the dark or are datamining, like Jim.

But I thought Zig Forums didn't datamine. Jim said so.

It's true. They don't have enough computers for that.