Trump admin to send U.S. cellphones a test alert on Sept 20,installs a backdoor

The Trump administration will send a message to all U.S. cellphones on Thursday to test a previously unused alert system that aims to warn the public about national emergencies.

The messages will bear the headline “Presidential Alert”, the Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA) said in a statement this week. Phones will make a loud tone and have a special vibration, said FEMA, which will send the alert.

The test message, scheduled for 2:18 p.m. EDT on Thursday, will read: “THIS IS A TEST of the National Wireless Emergency Alert System. No action is needed.”

The test has been scheduled to ensure that the alert system would work in the event of a national emergency. ==U.S. cellphone users will not be able to opt out.==

Former President Barack Obama signed a law in 2016 requiring FEMA to create a system allowing the president to send cellphone alerts regarding public safety emergencies.

reuters.com/article/us-usa-trump-alerts/trump-administration-to-send-us-cellphones-a-test-alert-on-thursday-idUSKCN1LV0N6

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Take battery from phone
put phone in a faraday cage

put phone in microwave on high for 1 min

Any proof of this other than some killcen tier paranoia?

They most likely already have a backdoor that is accessible by at least your carrier. Phones are botnet.

What if you turn it off? They gave the exact time it would send.

get ready for the S_orm
Q

I can't seem to find official first hand knowledge of the WEA test on 9-20 18:18Z
fema.gov/integrated-public-alert-warning-system

There is no point in talking about this dude because I control 100% of reality. I am the President of everything.

EXTREMELY BIG if true

A microwave is already a faraday cage tho

I thought the President already had the power to send mass text messages to every phone

This is what happens.
youtube.com/watch?v=4FJc8izQOxA?t=1m15s

You can literally find settings on your phone regarding emergency alerts

monkey talk
monkey no understand

CIB control me so I use my own MKULTRA

leafly.com/indica/mk-ultra

you're full of shit. smartphones already ARE a backdoor, you fucking idiot

this thread has obviously been created by the same 'genius' who created the 'Google Engineers Quit Due To Secretive Chinese Search Associated To Your Phone Number' thread…..

bullfuckingshit

they've ALWAYS associated phone searches with your phone number

and the NSA has backdoors to ANY device, whether it's an iPhone, and Android Phone, an iPad, an Android tablet, a Mac or PC…

ANYTHING…..

obviously, OP
doesn't know
jackfuckingshit
about technology

THIS JUST IN:

Next Thursday, The White House
Will Be Making Water WET

Damn MORE scammers calling and sending texts.

anybody who thinks they have privacy anywhere is a fucking idiot

DEAR DIPSHIT OP

the entire reason smartphones were developed was to make people think they wanted a monitoring device with a GPS

it monitors you by being able to record audio, still images, video, internet searches, fingerprints, facial recognition & location….

exactly WHAT about that sounds like they need to 'create a backdoor'?

THIS.

……………..and to think……………….


THIS is the type of
bullshit that makes
people want to own
a smartphone


brilliant

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the 'marketing campaign'
for mobile devices was
autonomous and quite
e f f e c t i v e


thousands of idiots walking around
glued to their handheld device, all
fixated zombies, tapping away at
the screen, playing infantile games,
leaving Facebook posts about their
new shoes, adding emojis to selfies


seems like 'fun'

if you are an
I D I O T

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I'm an oldschool computer fanatic.
I'm not a programmer or a hacker or a gamer or a geek….

I'm an ARTIST…..

for example, here's a painting
I'm finishing for a local Judge
who wanted it for a seminar
he's holding next week.

but I'm also a digital illustrator
an animator, a video editor, and musician.

to me, a computer is a CREATIVE STUDIO

I taught myself how to model, animate & render full-blown raytraced 3D animation decades ago on the Commodore Amiga.

i had 6 computers at one point, right before I decided to try testing the boundaries of handheld devices as a mobile creative studio.

I have paid versions of Adobe Photoshop Touch for Android, FL Studio Mobile for Android, Audio Evolution Editing Suite, the best Animation Software for Android, 3D apps, etc etc etc

I am well aware that the Virtual Machine Dalvik (nicknamed Android) has been a monitoring platform from day one….

I COULDN'T CARE LESS…..

in fact, I feel sorry for any NSA data analyst who has to trudge through my metadata and actual content… I hope they like Elvis and cats, because they're going to have a lot of content to dig through, and I hope they like hardcore happy trance and Florida breakbeats… If they don't, that music's going to drive him crazy when they're digging through my shit…

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oooops!!

Here's the painting I'm finishing for a local judge. Acrylic on canvas, and I gave him a discount price, because he's actually commissioned several paintings from me in the past few months

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any NSA analyst assigned to dig through MY content is probably going to find Florida Breakbeats a bit irritating at first, but after awhile, they'll certainly become hooked on it.

The NSA staff told me to tell you they like your beats user.

my favorite thing about smartphones is irritating the ever livin' dogshit outta you guys while I'm in line at the grocery store


I love the way
you hate me

ikr?……

and that's DJ icey's worst

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although at 12:50 it gets
really good

WHY I REFUSE TO USE IPHONE

the exact same reason
I refuse to use a Mac


because I am
heterosexual

Does this replace or coincide with the backdoor that the CIA already put there?

after the world found out that the CIA and the NSA have been in an ongoing octagonal redundancy pissing contest for information collection, storage & management, literally recording audio & video of you from your God damn REFRIGERATOR and TOOTHBRUSH, it seems kinda amateur to think you're 'on top of your game's by warning people about an upcoming backdoor.

blow me

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lemme guess:

they're also planning
on making Trump become
an embarrassing, fat, stupid,
illiterate, delusional, idiotic,
ugly, racist, lying piece of shit
who has no understanding of
how to run a government, is
a shitty businessman, doesn't
actually have a billion dollars,
can't get any attractive smart
women to fuck him, made the
worst agreement in history with
Kim Jung-Un, is actively being
blackmailed by Russia, and had
no idea what Braille was?


sounds like a nefarious plan to me


dickmouth

For a guy with a 'wife' and 'son' you sure spend a lot of time on a website you apparently hate talking to yourself.

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I wonder if this alert will BE ALL CAPS ! :-o

take your meds

Not a backdoor per se. It’s reliant on the ability of service providers to control all traffic to and from your phone. Nothing we don’t already know about.

lol apparently, you don't
have a wife or kids……..

because you seem to think
being married with children
would preclude me from
being able to shitpost……

in other words, I'm suggesting that you're a fucking idiot who doesn't know jack
shit about life…………………………….

moron

uneducated human detected


go play some more video games, little boy

Aww, if you wanted some attention, you just needed to ask! Here's your (you), champ!

What surprises me is that it only now gets used in the usa, cell tower based alert messages have been in use in Europe for a few years already

allow me to teach you how real life works

it's not like Dungeons & Dragons or Magic the Gathering, so it might seem kind of alien to you…..

But you claim to be an intelligent man, and if you try really hard you might actually learn something…..

see, I have three kids, and they're all grown………

isn't that AMAZING ???
children get older !!
they don't remain babies forever
(although YOUR mother would disagree)

NEXT TOPIC:
MARRIAGE

now, this is going to be
very confusing to you…

a 'girlfriend' is a female
who finds you to be
charismatic and
attractive………..

yes, I swear to god
it happens !!

this female becomes
your 'girlfriend' when
she '''invests part of
her life into yours'''….

(I realize that at this point, you think I'm fabricating facts, but this process actually occurs all the time)

when that girlfriend
finds you to be worthy
enough, she will decide
to invest her ENTIRE
existence into yours !!

she becomes your wife

yes, women will
actually have sex
with you, and share
their entire life
with you……

I realize this is all just a little bit too much for you to take in at one time, but here's another shocker:

unlike you, women are willing to
find jobs and WORK……………….

meaning their husbands
have free time…………….

==ISN'T THAT ASTOUNDING?!!=

NEWS FLASH !!!

cell tower based alert messages have been in use in America since cell phone towers were originally built

[[Insert generic negative attention here]]

if you dont think they already have a "backdoor" or some shit like that you have an iq under 60.

the real question should be: "why are they testing this alert system now?".

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A: simple

they're just doing a systems check to
verify that all carriers are compliant

Do phones peppered with bullet holes still receive the message?

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Just stands to reason that Barry is a backdoor man.

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A: yes

this outgoing network link
isn't dependent on the device
being turned on, or even
operational, for that matter

if the system effectively SENDS
across the entire network, with
all carriers complying simultaneously,
it can also RECEIVE, and they don't
give a fuck if you receive it or not.

it's nothing more than a test

and they can still track you even if your phone is turned off

congratulations on the
'being a gullible idiot who
can be hoodwinked by
somebody as amateur
as Mike Savage' thing

Remember to do as the message says, everything will be just fine.

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I've seen some easily fooled
people in my life, but you just
proved that the average 4 year
old is less easily hoodwinked
than you…………………………….

you should seriously consider
getting a facial tattoo, and having
a guardian court appointed to
handle your money for you

I ironically, that pic reminds me a lot of you imageboard guys, all following the trendy videogame pathway to homosexuality….

by the way, you may have noticed
I was careful not to use the term
'lemmings' when mentioning how
you creeps all behave the same.

That's because Lemmings actually don't follow each other off cliffs… That's a myth that was created in the 1950s in a Walt Disney movie…

Lemmings don't behave that way at all

but YOU guys do

Including your anus

They gonna git your location You commie druggie

I would be stupid
if I assumed anything
less

for anyone who doesn't
understand WHY

Fake news from shills. There will be a test, the system has never been tested, it was created in 2012. But there is no backdoor. The Emergency Broadcast System will also be tested at the same time, that's for TV and radio.

how to spot the fool:

they actually use the term 'fake news'
Instead of a more appropriate definition

And they include the word 'shill'

on the bright side, you
somehow managed
not to mention Jews
or a flat earth

Somehow, it seems like you shorted us by not saying something about make America great again, or build the wall, or any of the other idiotic mantras that you've been brainwashed into believing

your mother pays
quite a lot for your
internet connection

stop wasting it and
demonstrate your
fullest potential

Tomorrow I'll be fine
ANd everything will be the same
Tomorrow I'll be fine
It's only gonna be another day
THey're always looking at me funny
I'm always doing something wrong
I'm thinkin' they'd be better off if I was gone
Tomorrow I'll be fine
And everything will be the same
Tomorrow I'll be fine
It's only gonna be another day
They never tell me what they're thinking
They're always busy being mad
I start to thinkin'
Could it be 'cause I am bad?
Oh I'll go
Where I can't hear them
Oh I'll go
Away

Hey where's my test message you homo

joke's on them, mine's unlocked.

It was rescheduled to an undetermined date until convenient for OP's story.

Here's the real story in this thread

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I never got this "Alert"

He does, this shit is retarded without a more thorough technical explanation of the difference.

everyone knew deep in the backs of their minds.

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Aaaand then the
Democratic Socialists
cause a 30% increase
in taxation so that
you have to spend
extra hours at which
ever gulag is willing
to accept pitiful you.

What's the big deal? I have received EAS alerts on my phone, duplicates of what radio stations are required to play over the Emergency Alert System. I used to work in broadcast and maintained those systems. Mostly they are things like Amber Alerts, threatening weather, and we've had a tornado warning once. All this stuff played out of my phone, prefaced by the usual EAS tone, as in the embed.

Help!? Found my phone typed a long message on its own after sending a sibiling a Q save the world video? Just seems to odd! Anyone else getting freaky text?

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Q is Fake he's discrediting the Masonic Jew Language GEMATRIA

...

tinfoilers think it'll turn them gay


can confirm. im canadian and literally dying from taxes, how will i ever afford this free healthcare and $5 prescriptions?

I that turned out to be bullshit. Good job pisswater

The Issue is Canada is basically a white country unlike America, socialist policies don't work when there is racial disunity which is why it's failing in Sweden

and it will be TREMENDOUSLY wet! it will probably be the wettest water any president has ever made, in the history of water! nobody's ever felt water like this, because previous administrations have done a terrible job on the wetness. but our work on water has just been tremendous! you're gonna love it!

the 20th came and went with nothing of the sort happening.

and this was reported by reuters.

i didnt get shit on my tracking device, but i have all alerts turned off.