Listen up fist nuts

Caleb Russell
Caleb Russell

Listen up fist nuts. I grew up around fists. I am a fist owner and a die hard fists amendment supporter. But it's time to ban semi-automatics fists, fully semi-automatics fists, proteins, assault fists with too many fists clips, shoulder things that go up, and fists designed to kill people. That's just common sense. After that you can have all the fists you want! After a thorough psychological evaluation, of course. And you can even go down to the local precinct to visit your fists under strict supervision whenever you want if you have a valid reason. Don't get me wrong. I'm all about the fists amendment. The right to bear fists is extremely important to me, but isn't time we abolish the fists amendment? Isn't it a little outdated? Well regulated martial arts. Why does anyone even need a fist? I'm not saying we ban fists. Fucking Christ you fist obsessed psychopaths, get a grip. Calm down, no one is coming for your fists. No one is saying ban all fists. I'm just saying that we ban the fists that can kill people. No one, and I repeat no one has ever suggested that we ban fists or abolish the fists amendment. I don't even know where you evil baby killing monsters come up with that one. No one is a bigger supporter of fist rights than me. Common sense. Why won't you compromise?

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Henry Young
Henry Young

What do we even need fists for, anyway? A real man can talk his way through problems, only scared, shrimp-dicked rednecks need fists to reaffirm their masculinity. Which is toxic, by the way.

Joseph Perry
Joseph Perry

I'm going to rape you so hard to death, your ghost is going to be puking up cum.

Henry Myers
Henry Myers

Ban vocal cords, they offend people.

Xavier Morales
Xavier Morales

Ban people.
If no one exists you can't offend anyone.

Easton Cook
Easton Cook

Burgers should advocate for sensible life control. Ban criminals, then seize and destroy them.

Dominic Kelly
Dominic Kelly

It's time to get rid of extremists having access to arms: Disarm huwhite males before it is too late.

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Dylan Baker
Dylan Baker

Haven't you heard? Free speech extremists have found loopholes in the speech ban and are now publishing their bigoted opinions in the form of written text in both hard copy and online formats.

I think the solution is obvious and so unremarkable that no sane person can disagree when I say that we have to completely ban and destroy the concept of language, for the children. Don't worry, nobody wants to stop your speech or take your words away, we just want to make it physically impossible for you talk or write.

Hunter Cooper
Hunter Cooper

You may be joking, but that sort of stuff is already a thing in England and Germany. I remember there was a German comedian who got a prison sentence once for writing a love letter to Erdogan.

Jaxon Brown
Jaxon Brown

user, he's a bong. He knows better than any of us.

Andrew Sanders
Andrew Sanders

Really makes you wonder why they still teach children to read and write in school.

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Christopher Reed
Christopher Reed

How would consumers know if they were buying an Apple product or an Android product if they couldn't read? We have an obligation to teach our consumers to read! What if a Ford consumer accidentally bought a GMC truck because he couldn't read? Don't you care about the markets? Don't you care about he stockholders?

Isaac Reyes
Isaac Reyes

How would consumers know if they were buying an Apple product or an Android product if they couldn't read?
One has an apple in the logo, the other a robot. Duh!

Noah Davis
Noah Davis

It is the 2067th year of our Lord
everyone is illiterate and speaks like post Malone
a man walks to a car dealership
every car is the exact same, except for the bumper logos
"AYO get me one dem ford niggas"
he stares at the logo
"Das it mang"

Kayden Mitchell
Kayden Mitchell

One has an apple in the logo, the other a robot. Duh!
Did you seriously just assume a product's corporate identity based on its physical features. Wow, take your fucking meds you bigot.

Jaxson Hall
Jaxson Hall

Sauce of that webm?

Juan Morris
Juan Morris

Fahrenheit 451

Robert Ramirez
Robert Ramirez

2067th year of our Lord
not 154th year after Ford
Do you even dystopia?

implying they wouldn't move into two different markets to avoid competition since they can't beat each other in marketing or reviews without language
Apple would keep making phones and Samsung et al. would make computers and other things. That way they become monopolies so they can charge above the socially optimal price.

I actually had an English teacher tell me Fahrenheit 451 was a worthless book, along with 1984 and Brave New World. "They'll never happen so they shouldn't even exist."

Daniel Mitchell
Daniel Mitchell

these evil commie kikes are trying to ban ANY possible way that you could fight back.

why do you think they ban pitbulls?
because of aggression?
no because it can tear gun grabbers to shreds if they come in for your weapons.

Juan Davis
Juan Davis

Did your teacher also promote illiteracy?
Though 1984 is pretty mediocre, Harrison Bergeron and IHNMAIMS are better dystopias.

Alexander Smith
Alexander Smith

they can't beat each other in marketing or reviews without language
Oh really?
ad open with a guy with an Apple logo on his shirt staring smugly into the camera
camera zooms out
reveals he is actually starting at a man flopping in the mud while shitting uncontrollably. He has an android logo on his shirt
overlay appears with a big green checkmark next to apple logo and a big red X next to Android logo

Jaxon Cruz
Jaxon Cruz

a man flopping in the mud while shitting uncontrollably
How is that a bad thing? You must be some kind of a bigot.
a big green checkmark next to apple logo and a big red X next to Android logo
What about the colourly challenged people who can't see the difference? Besides, the meaning of those two marks are enforced by imperialist w*stern patriarchy.

Dylan Parker
Dylan Parker

I don't know man, I personally think Mr. Ford was a lot more respectable than other industrialists, plus he was against America's involvement in ww2.

I think Brave New World was only partly right in its predictions.

Joshua Lopez
Joshua Lopez

they can't beat each other in marketing or reviews without language

malformed abomination of unknown ethnicity branded with an apple logo being stomped by an aryan ideal that has been carefully engineered to not exist anymore in reality wearing a tattoo of competing brand

Joseph Wood
Joseph Wood

God, that's a little too close to the bone. If we have to live in a dystopia then why couldn't it be one of the fun ones? All I'm asking for is the chance to lead a group of raiders in autistic handmade diesel-electric powered LSVs (or maybe horseback depending on the context), is that really too much to ask?

The best jokes come from reality.

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Mason Wright
Mason Wright

It really shows how mentally lobotomized lefties are when instead of a counter argument, or even a simple "he's a xenophobe", they out right admit that they want people to shut up. Eventually the bad goy arguments corrode away at the cognitive dissonance and brings reality forward. It's admitting the reality that has people afraid and nervous.

Owen Ross
Owen Ross

he's a xenophobe
doesn't even kill all foreigners the moment they cross the border
xenosceptic at best

Zachary Gonzalez
Zachary Gonzalez

sceptic
Reminds of the days that Sargon of Akkad didn't make me cringe.
I am glad that I am not 16 anymore

Aiden Nelson
Aiden Nelson

I hate that nigger's face. Reminds me of my faggot cousin and I wanna kick the shit out of him. I bet he's gay, he has that "Faggot Face" with the weird fake looking five o' clock shadow and the weird lips. I can't be the only one that has noticed that.

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Luke Howard
Luke Howard

Look into leftist argument strategies. It all comes down to social shaming, nothing more. They've realised that overuse has turned their traditional kneejerk insults into nothing but white noise and are desperately looking for new ones. The problems with the new list of buzzwords they've cooked up are that 1) they're too new for people to have any ingrained response to them, so they just sound cringy as fuck, and, 2) they don't refer to anything that matters outside of their echo chamber, making them meaningless to anyone who hasn't already bought into their cult.

As they have pretty much no effect though they probably won't be able to gain the sort of foothold that 'sexist, racist, xenophobe, bigot' gained in popular use; meaning that they'll only get less effective over time.
tl;dr - they lost the meme war but haven't realised it yet

Dominic Bennett
Dominic Bennett

tl;dr - they lost the meme war but haven't realised it yet
by what metric?
Any display of normality (not "educating" women, law based on morality, fags being thrown into bogs or executed, women belonging in a household and not a cubicle farm) is seen as extremism in the West

Andrew Roberts
Andrew Roberts

by what metric?
Support/reactions from normies. Ultimately that's the currency in any political system but especially in democracies. You don't need to win the meme war for someone else to lose it.

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