Russian spies' huge blunder reveals 300+ GRU cyber agents & hackers

Bungling Russian spies' biggest blunder revealed: Hacker's car documents help identify more than 300 GRU agents… because his Lada is registered to their Moscow cyber HQ

Russia faces storm of hacking allegations, but denies claims, calling latest evidence 'big fantasies'

Putin's hapless hackers caught red-handed in Holland inadvertently outed more than 300 other agents in their most extraordinary blunder, it was revealed today.

Spy agencies around the world now have a database of hundreds of Russian agents - all because two of the men caught in The Hague had diplomatic passports using their real names and dates of birth.

News agency Bellingcat, who revealed the true identities of the Salisbury assassins, say the two men are both registered as living at the GRU's Military Academy in Moscow.

Alexey Morenets' Lada is also registered at GRU’s cyber warfare department down the road - and investigators say by searching other vehicles registered to the same address they have identified 305 other members of the 26165 unit accused of hacking targets all over world.

To add to Mr Putin’s embarrassment the leaked list includes his spies' names, dates of birth and mobile phone numbers - unmasking and effectively dismantling his most elite cyber attack unit.

Adding to the Russian President's woes, it was also revealed today:

His country faces new sanctions to punish him for launching a four year cyber Cold War;
His team of four spies caught at The Hague carried out blunder after blunder that revealed all the missions they carried out since 2015;
Evidence gathered by British and Dutch spies helps them uncover GRU's giant spy network;
US vows to arrest and prosecute seven agents if they ever leave Russia for hacking and fraud;

The extraordinary moment the four 'dumb Bonds' were arrested at the Marriott in The Hague was revealed by the hotel's manager today.

Vincent Pahlplatz said police arrived at the hotel in the city's upmarket Statenkwartier district and asked him what rooms the men were in when the spies all emerged from the lift.

But there were 'no guns, no handcuffs or force' and the men left calmly until one threw his smartphone on the ground and started stamping on it.

Mr Pahlplatz told AFP: 'The police went to the front desk and said we would like to talk to a few of your guests," Pahlplatz told AFP. At that very same time, the four men came out of the elevator into the lobby, coincidentally.

'The police officers simply told the men: "Will you please follow me' – and they did". They followed the police outside and never returned. Some people were checking in and they didn't even notice what was going on'.

He added: 'It sounds like James Bond but there was no James Bond involved. No Aston Martins, no revolving number plates, nobody sky diving from the rooftop. It's a very dull James Bond story'.

The West vowed last night to dismantle Vladimir Putin’s cyber war network amid warnings he could target a UK power station after a wave of ‘reckless’ attacks.

In a dramatic move yesterday, British and Dutch authorities named four members of Russia’s GRU military intelligence unit caught red-handed trying to infiltrate the inquiry into the Salisbury poisoning.

The four bungling officers were captured in the act during an extraordinary attempt to hack into the world’s chemical weapons watchdog – while sitting in a car outside its headquarters.

Security officials also accused the GRU of mounting cyber attacks against the Foreign Office and the military laboratory at Porton Down.

Hours later, the United States accused a string of Kremlin agents of trying to hack into anti-doping bodies and a nuclear power station.

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Investigate illicit Russian spy activity

Catch Russian spies red handed.

Send them home.

It's common procedure when spies are carrying diplomatic passports.

It’s not James Bond. We have spies in their countries too and there is mutual tolerance of surveillance as long as there isn’t violence committed by either side…oh wait.

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Everyone knows Bellingcat is a load of shit. And how can the Russian intelligence agencies be simultaneously brilliant enough to hack every event the western elites don't like, and stupid enough to make all these childish mistakes?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

does that haha have an accent Ivan?

I have seen the entire presentation by the Dutch government.

this is to stupid to be true

4 Russians travel together. 1 with a taxi bill in his pocket.

A stinger like device in the back of a rented car. standing right before the building.


If people actually believe this they are genuine stupid

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No, it does not, faggot.
Nobody in their right mind would honesty believe this fucking "it russiea" narrative.

those filthy russians, how dare they spy on us

detect your local british spy and send them home

A high security building.

This is what happens when computer geeks are used as spies

This encouraged Putin
I'm not saying don't do it Ivan, just don't be so careless

But your'e not in your right mind and don't believe, so logic dictates that I believe it

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but user, the two suspects involved in the skripal skidoo have been identified as russians and appeared on russian tv

how is it possible that it's still the West's idea of a ruse cruise?

- Just Russia Things

Bumping for Russian incompetency

IT'S ALL RUSSIAN HACKERS
IT'S ALL RUSSIAN HACKERS
IT'S ALL RUSSIAN HACKERS
IT'S ALL RUSSIAN HACKERS
IT'S ALL RUSSIAN HACKERS
Is anyone believing us yet?

Russkies don't have to answer to no one domestically, so they are careless
GRU got caught redhanded blowing up apartments
And the idiots overdosed that theatre with fentanyl and killed more than the terrorists

fucking incompetents

That's because they aren't recruited for their competency, they're recruited for how willingly they will deep throat Putin's cock.

a lot of highly skilled people make stupid mistakes. and all it takes is one to ruin your career. just ask any doctor

Can the US release a new cybernetic virus? I want to have friends and get a gf and work. Probably the old ones that gave my life value? I can't participate in hedonism and enjoy it without a character anchor. Sorry.

rational actual news

Hah, no wonder the front page is a shitshow of anti-American/EU whataboutism right now. Did some stupid gopnik fuck spit when Putin said swallow?

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