One Jew’s Very Unkosher Business: Stone Crabs Delivered To Your Door

Fresh Stone Crabs’ motto? “We don’t even have a freezer,” Abramowitz says. Abramowitz’s crabs are swimming the night before they’re sold to people in over 48 states.

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oy vey

lol @ your idiotic misconceptions and utter lack of knowledge about what we eat or don't eat

(Jesus Christ gana you can do anything right, can you?)

THE MOST AMAZING BREAKFAST EVER:

….or eat it any time of day……

PAY ATTENTION, SIR

an everything bagel with lox spread, tomato & onion

it's THE most delicious thing you'll ever eat

TRUST ME, ITS AMAZING

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FIRST: you're going to want to use an everything bagel

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NEXT: at your local grocery store, you'll find the Philadelphia smoked salmon cream cheese

which is an easily accessible substitute for actual lox spread….

real lox spread from a Jewish deli is much better, but the Philadelphia smoked salmon cream cheese is absolutely delicious, and basically tastes just like it

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NEXT: a couple slices of tomato

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AND FINALLY: a couple slices of onion

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LET'S RECAP :

-EVERYTHING BAGEL
-SMOKED SALMON CREAM CHEESE
-SLICED TOMATO
-SLICED ONION

nothing more…. nothing less…..

I promise you that you've never had a
more delicious, perfect sandwich……

it's fucking AMAZING

if you'd like, have a side of eggs and hash browns

or eat one for lunch with some chips

anyone who thinks Jews don't like seafood is a fucking IDIOT

Going to have to be more specific, you mean the ones you fry or like a bag of smiths or something

Yum yum recipe.

Based.

More crab news is what we need

...

Well practicing Jews can't have shellfish, or any food not prepared by a Jew

But can jews eat jews?

will you perfect something, there is no need to practice it anymore

...

not 'shellfish'

great work, Einstein

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