Masturbation may well be one of the healthiest human sexual behaviors

Masturbation is the healthiest human sexual behavior, associated with a range of health and life benefits, with no known (to science or medicine) health risks. It is pregnancy and disease free. It teaches people to accept and understand their own sexuality. Healthy sexual and marital relationships are improved by masturbation when the shame and stigma of it are removed.

It would be easy, but likely foolish, to spin a theory that all of these modern anti-masturbation movements reflect secret Machiavellian plans to infiltrate the minds of young men and make them susceptible to authoritarian influence. Hanlon’s Razor suggests that it is a waste of time to attribute to conspiracy, what can be adequately explained by mere stupidity. The hatred of masturbation by these various conservative men may also reflect fear, as opposed to stupidity. Most of them seem to have religious backgrounds, and likely grew up being taught to suppress their desires for anything other than heterosexual monogamy. The modern world, the “liberal world” as the Proud Boys decry it, offers many varied sexual experiences, apart from a heterosexual marriage. Perhaps that diversity of opportunities, and their own fear of their ability to resist them alone, drives these campaigns for communal resistance against masturbation?

psychologytoday.com/gb/blog/women-who-stray/201810/is-one-sexual-behavior-triggering-certain-groups

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livescience.com/48100-sexually-transmitted-infections-50-states-map.html
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OK, but traps are still gay.

Don't procreate just masturbate
Quick, go to your favorite cuck-porn site and rub one off. It's healthy !
The science-man told us so

yes goy jerking off is the best thing for you, even better than sex

it just so happens I have a blacked.com dvd here, which I'm selling at a discount hehe

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I think the antifap shit is dumb but this guy is a catastrophic retard.

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You're a fucking idiot. I don't like the movement but I'm defending their position because it's nothing like what the retard quoted in the OP thinks it's about.

DUDE FREUD LMAO if you don't like masturbating ur probably like a repressed homosexual or something lol

here is something even more healthy - doing it with your girlfriend or wife

low tier garbage

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Honestly who gives a shit? Why is everyone so goddamn obsessed with their genitals and labeling themselves by what makes said genitals tingle? Just masturbate if you want, why does it have to be some hippy new age bullshit about finding yourself? For fuck's sake..

*hand rubbing intensifies*

CONGRATULATIONS!!

you guys finally managed to find a justification


faggots

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Gas yourself, kike

Awwwwww, you're adorable
when you're butthurt


Now go play some more
Super Mario Brothers and
STFU, you effeminate bitch

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I love myself, I want you to love me When I feel down, I want you above me I search myself, I want you to find me I forget myself, I want you to remind me I don't want anybody else When I think about you, I touch myself Ooh, I don't want anybody else Oh no, oh no, oh no You're the one who makes me come runnin' You're the sun who makes me shine When you're around, I'm always laughin' I want to make you mine I close my eyes and see you before me Think I would die if you were to ignore me A fool could see just how much I adore you I'd get down on my knees, I'd do anything for you I don't want anybody else When I think about you, I touch myself Ooh, I don't want anybody else Oh no, oh no, oh no I love myself, I want you to love me When I feel down, I want you above me I search myself, I want you to find me I forget myself, I want you to remind me I don't want anybody else When I think about you, I touch myself Ooh, I don't want anybody else Oh no, oh no, oh no I want you I don't want anybody else When I think about you, I touch myself Ooh ooh ooh ooh ah ah ah ah oh ah I don't want anybody else When I think about you, I touch myself Ooh, I don't want anybody else When I think about you, I touch myself I touch myself (I don't want) I touch myself (anybody else) I touch myself (when I think about you) I touch myself I touch myself (I don't want) I touch myself (anybody else) I touch myself (when I think about you) I honestly do I touch myself (I don't want) I touch myself (anybody else) I touch myself (when I think about you) I honestly do I touch myself I touch myself

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This story almost gives you plausible deniability when you pretend it was your choice

almost

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trust me……….


your eternal prison of lonely humiliating
masturbation was NOT 'your choice'……

women are not interested in
dating a god damn baby !!

If a woman wants a child, she'll find a MAN to get her pregnant and give her one of her own

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Solo is the best even hoes know.
spankbang.com/category/solo/?period=year&1080p=1

HOW TO TELL A GUY HAS NEVER BEEN LAID

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LOL @ you posting your URL OF FAILURE

haha@the downward spiral that led you to that URL


lmmfao


dude, you're such a sissy

Thanks for confirming literally how harmful it actually is.

No it is not. Masterbation is dangerous to the nerves and tissue of the penis.

imsostupidiactuallyposttheurlstotheembarrassinghumiliatingpornvideosthatiwatchbecauseineverlearnedhowtoconvinceagirltofindmeattractiveortoclimbintobedwithme.org

We are better off having sex with farm animals and if people don't let us do real sex they should be held accountable for damages and genital mutilation.

J-just jack it you fucking goyim. Spill you seed on the ground. Its good for your soul. You don't need to find a wife goy. They're all whores and race traitors anyway. Every religion from judaism to druidism to taoist wizards are all wrong on this point. Have a nice wank before you get up this morning. In fact, why get up at all? What's the point?

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I would've thought 'virgin' was the number one name

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underrated meme.

Looking at hot women teasing and pleasing themselves(solo stuff) for about 30 minutes sends your balls into overdrive producing T. Make sure you don't "finish" and you'll have increased energy and aggression if you hit the gym/home gym right after.

There is nothing wrong with masturbation.
The problem is with porn.

….lol @ you being such an EXPERT IN FAILURE

Johnny just doing his daily damage control/anti-video game rants as usual.

increased energy and aggression if you hit the gym/home gym

LOL do you have 'ANY IDEA how gay you are?

it's important to stay fit for the ladies
THAT YOURE NOT GOING TO FUCK

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how 'ironic' that your 'sex life' consists of watching 'solo' videos of women (not engaged in heterosexual interaction) and focusing on NOT HAVING AN ORGASM before you go 'work out', which is the gayest fucking activity known to man.

the 'working out' thing is
even gayer than the rest
of your recipe for faggotry

They won't let us fuck with large farm animals. There is nothing else to do. We are being forced to watch videos of other people fucking women

Then why weebs are one of most diseased subgroups of humans there are?

Society has always suppressed male sexuality. 3DPDs masturbating is empowering but men masturbating equal losers. Gees it like society want men to get all their sexual release from 3DPDs—competing with other men, impressing, dating, and marrying 3DPDs—-hmmmm, and of those things require shekels unless you won the genetics lottery.

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Lel!
And the attacks continue..
This is now a female masturbation thread.

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lol @ your incessant need to fabricate a 'conspiracy' to blame all of your failures on


you're exactly like
a little girl

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WHY A WOMAN WOULD NEED TO MASTURBATE:

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because their finger is
more of a man than YOU

articles.mercola.com/sites/articles/archive/2018/09/11/gonorrhea-syphilis-chlamydia-cases-increase.aspx

livescience.com/48100-sexually-transmitted-infections-50-states-map.html

dailymail.co.uk/health/article-3322590/STD-epidemic-sweeping-cases-chlamydia-reaching-record-levels-gonorrhea-syphilis-rise.html

Stop jackin it and go get STDs. The medical-pharma complex need more shekels.

your generation is disgusting

I've NEVER seen so many
fucking latently homosexual
SISSIES in my entire life

I honestly think there was a bio attack
about 20 - 30 years ago that mutated
all males born after that point

lol @ how you desperately
grasp for straws…………….

so now it's the Jews who had a
conspiracy that made you so afraid
of rejection, that you can't even look
a female in the eyes, and have enough
self confidence that she finds you
attractive, and climbs into bed with you?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

dude……………… just accept it

YOURE A HOMOSEXUAL

and that was YOUR choice

I'M SERIOUS. I THINK THE MILITARY DID SOMETHING THAT MADE YOUR MOTHER'S WOMBS CREATE AN ENTIRE GENERATION OF FAGGOTS

Make love not war may be the enduring slogan of anti-war campaigners but in 1994 the US air force produced its own variation on the philosophy.

What if it could release a chemical that would make an opposing army's soldiers think more about the physical attributes of their comrades in arms than the threat posed by the enemy? And thus the "gay bomb" was born. Far from being the product of conspiracy theorists, documents released to a biological weapons watchdog in Austin, Texas confirm that the US military did investigate the idea. It was included in a CD-Rom produced by the US military in 2000 and submitted to the National Academy of Sciences in 2002. The documents show that $7.5m was requested to develop the weapon.

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Because I've been on planet earth for a very long time, and I have NEVER seen such an epidemic of sexless fucking sissies

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100% SERIOUS - NOT EVEN JOKING

I swear to god, I am convinced that the United States Dept. Of Defense tested out some form of biological weaponry system that created an entire generation of men with no heterosexual drive.

you guys spend 50% of your lives trying to develop justifications and fabricate conspiracies that explain why it's 'understandable that you're a 'faggot'

And the other 50% playing videogames like a little girl

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no, because stds

when I was your age, my friends (yes, REAL LIFE FRIENDS) and I were out there fucking the ever livin' dogshit out of every god damn girl we could get our hands on

these are the best years of your lives

and you're spending them playing video games and talking about how 'evil and bad' females are, all while fantasizing about having a trap boyfriend or being some other guys trap boyfriend

TRANSLATION:
you're disgusting

EXCUSE NUMBER 183 FOR BEING A FAGGOT:

claiming that having a girlfriend or wife will give you std's

Dear Homosexual Dude,

Hello. I've fucked HUNDREDS of
Women and Teenaged Girls in my life,
and I have never had an STD………..

never………………….


you're full of shit

See how the kike always projects his sins on to others

No, you're thoroughly disgusting alright

I'm laffin

because your wife or girlfriend is likely a promiscuous hoe and if she hasn't yet, will cheat on you and give you a present.


says the obvious virgin

Don't argue with it, just point out the obvious kikery.

HOW TO TELL IF A GUY HAS NEVER GOTTEN LAID*

EXCUSE NUMBER 52 FOR BEING A HOMOSEXUAL:

the imaginary 'hypothetical certainty of future infidelity'


Hahahahaha !!!! CLASSIC FAILURE

hint: your lack of self confidence
is showing, Sally

dammit!!

you 'got me', huh?

you're REALLY good at that

See how the kike tries to emasculate you and suck you into a "no u" argument?

RE: kikery

you inadvertently misspelled
the word 'heterosexuality'

See how the kike tries to pull you down to its level?

RE: EMASCULATE

so now you're blaming ME for your decision to play video games and watch science fiction /fantasy /anime ?

it's peculiar how you perceive heterosexuality to be 'beneath' you

See how the kike tries to suck you into "no u" arguments? Once you understand the kike "brain" it becomes easy to deal woth it.

See how the kike twists words to elicit emotional response?

...

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See how the kike resorts to purility when cornered?

Yes goyim porn is the healthiest thing in the world for you, that is why we push it so hard.

dude….. isn't this the part where you jack off while watching an effeminate Asian cartoon of men dressed up like little girls?

afterwards, you can come back here and pretend to be a 'big bad intimidating nazi'

See how the kike projects?

The ONLY THING that's been 'cornered' is your futile attempt at being perceived as a heterosexual

I hope anyone watching this thread has seen through some of this kike's nonsense. Honestly this board just needs IDs and the kike would get the oven it deserves.

As soon as a man signs that government marriage contract the wife can use sex as a weapon against her husband–retracting and rewarding sex to only when she feels like her husband has "earned" it or turning the marriage into a dead-bedroom marriage and there's nothing the husband can do–his only options are cucking to his wife's demands or get raped in divorce court. The government passed laws that say the wife doesn't have to provide sex to her husband and if he forces her then it's called marital rape and he goes to get raped in prison for that.

How come the most schizophrenic people create alternative meanings for sex?
Just because somebody is a bottom doesn't mean they also like to eat the potato chips at the bottom of the bag.
Sex is not meant to be that creative without becoming a nuisance for everyone.

I would like to have sex with farm animals, but you know those schizophrenics had to create an exaggeration from it. Fucking farm animals has to mean something they have to find a meaning in everything.

I'll give you something to whack to, Johnny!

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Their life is boring and the sex became boring, so they have to attribute some other meaning to it.
Like, "having sex makes you into a man."
It really doesn't. It's just sex.

Wew lad!

According to (((PsychologyToday)))

EXCUSE NUMBER 108 FOR BEING A HOMOSEXUAL:

the wife can use sex as a weapon against her husband

Hahahaha!!!