NASA Scientists Spot Dark Matter Hurricane In Solar System Headed To Earth Predicting End Of The World
Panic.
Yes, astronomers suggest that it's very likely that a "dark matter hurricane" will slam into the Earth as it speeds through the Milky Way – and it just might completely obliterate everything in its path. A hunt for the mysterious particle that makes up dark matter, the "hurricane" may provide our best chance at detection.
Throughout the Milky Way there are a number of stellar streams, gatherings of stars that were once dwarf galaxies or clusters. In ancient history they collided with the Milky Way and were torn apart – leaving a stream of orbiting stars that circle the galactic centre. One such stellar stream, dubbed S1 and discovered last year by scientists examining data from the European Space Agency's Gaia satellite, passes directly through the path of our sun.
As our solar system speeds through the outer reaches of the Milky Way, it flies through dark matter at around 230 kilometres per second ( around 143 miles per second). A study, published Nov. 7 and led by researchers at the University of Zaragoza, suggests that the dark matter present in the stream may be travelling at double that speed – roughly 500km/s (around 310 miles per second) – giving us a much better chance at detecting dark matter.
Because the S1 stellar stream travels directly through the solar system, the dark matter hurricane is likely to cross the path of various detectors spread across the globe set up to detect these hypothetical particles. It may be too late for humanity considering the study concedes that current iterations of WIMP detectors will likely not see dark matter from the S1 stream before being evaporated into endless molecules of debris.
As dark matter is theorized to make up around 85 percent of the matter in the universe, detection of the particle or particles that make it up would fundamentally change how we look at the universe.
However a dark matter hurricane is suggested to be ten billion times as strong as the average black hole. Nothing in its path can or will ever survive.
cluster fucked in 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds and woops! Times up.
Luke Carter
Nice story OP.
Jordan Thomas
Fucking finally
Elijah Perez
lolwat
Chase Russell
or maybe somewhere in between
Ryder Foster
Trying to get all our hopes up.
Joshua Hughes
Fuck yeah! Literally nothing of value will be lost! I just hope there's some form of intelligent life out there in the universe because there's bugger all down here on earth.
Did I miss something or does this not say WHEN it'll hit?
Easton Rodriguez
God doing something right for once
Xavier Torres
READ THE ARTICLE YOU MONGOLOIDS it explicitly states the darkmatter cloud will peacefully pass through the earth, causing no damage op baited you and you fell for it hook, line, and sinker
You are almost correct in your summation. However, there leaves for me to contribute information that I have gathered from having lived this incidence vector in numerous iterations. The dark matter spiral does indeed pass through matter harmlessly, but as is currently theorised, it effects a dimension shift beyond the physical, with the underlying traces being offset to a degree. It will of course be imperceptible, due to the nature of the matter construction present in the species, though those with resonant wavelengths in the post-alpha ranges may retain some qualififiably intra-perceptible schisms, which will result in a desynchronised experience thereafter. Given a reality slide on this scale, humanity may well enter a chronautic flux, ending their time progressive render state.
Austin Thomas
As long as I get some kind of ability from it, I'm okay with being vored by the universe.
Dark matter doesnt exist. Its just an invention "that must exist" because tons of research is being found to not add up, so they "fix" their incorrect math by saying varying amounts of dark matter must exist in the places they miscalculated to make their impossible conclusions possible. They invented a type of matter with physically impossible properties, instead of admitting they might be wrong.
Dominic Brooks
HOLY SHIT, EVERYONE! QUICK! BUY SOME GOLD! STOCK UP ON YOUR AMMO, BOTTLED WATER AND CANS OF BEANS! JESUS CHRIST IS LORD! VACCINES ARE BAD! >>>/prepare/ !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111111111111111
Sebastian Anderson
The hurricane got them.
Chase Cruz
Well there’s nothing any of us can really do about it.except maybe /fringe/ so I dont see any reason to worry about it
Blake Murphy
Not really but what ever floats ur boat
John Bailey
Do as many drugs as you can as quickly as you can.
Adrian Thompson
Andromeda is supposed to collide with us and end the world as well. By the time either of these events happen, the end of the human world will be ancient history.
Joseph Rodriguez
Please Dark Matter Hurricane-Chan, end my suffering.
DOORS REINFORCED WITH GALVANIZED STEEL WILL STOP THIS COSMIC DEATH GRID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111111111111111111
Bentley Roberts
Learn what words mean and think about what you are writing.
Dominic Clark
learn reading comprehension, dinosaurs and neanderthals are extinct and ancient history, he is basically saying that humans will have been long gone and history for whatever sort of civilization that pops up after us if any
Jayden Clark
Oh god that explains a lot. Haha its already started having its effects. Things are gonna get fucking weird my dudes.
You don't know shit about the theory of dark matter, in fact, you don't know shit about astrophysics as a whole. If you want to see everything end, why not end yourself instead of inventing conclusions of articles you don't understand like a nigger?
While this is true, this particular dark matter hurricane will not strike earth because its trajectory perfectly aligns with our flat earth, so the imaginary particle hurricane will slide safely by on both sides. Heaven and Hell may be in for quite a pelting though, as they are dome shaped..
Ian Peterson
The Dark Matter will bounce off the holographic moon, be deflected by the false flag Cesar Sayoc incident, and be absorbed by Killcen aluminum foil fedora
Logan Gomez
hahahaha
Ayden Foster
Please don't get my hopes up like this.
Jayden Ward
The hurricane of extremely dangerous (hypothetical) dark matter will be deflected back into deep space by killsin's ubiquitous aluminum foil fedora…
I don't just 'invest' in gold or silver (moreso silver) as a hedge against inflation, I also stockpile basic essentials and heavy duty DIY fortification of my surroundings. Guns and lots of ammo too. You need to be prepared for times you can no longer go to the store due to mass unrest and shortages of pretty much everything.
Samuel Martin
At least I got you to stay on topic of something comical rather than BULLSHIT while I had a good night sleep.
Wendy makes Andy have roast beef every night He does the laundry(even said he was doing it while posting) washes th dishes cooks dinner sweeps the floor
He said it beats loneliness
I just got a pet dog…but I have to do the laundry wash th dishes cook dinner sweep the floor for one(and clean my dog's shit up)
Say, Andy, do you wipe Wendy's ass?
Isaac Myers
Oh. Nothin' then. With my bad eyesight I thought it said 'something Alien something Festival'. It would have been more fitting for Killcen though, considering there is probably no way he could do a 5K run.
Thomas King
I kicked Wendy's ass out 3 days ago…..
And I'm moving Beth in with me soon.
After I enjoy a little time reconnecting with myself again… in my life ( even though I'm ugly and disgusting and I have terrible personal habits) for some reason I've never gone more than 2 or 3 days without a girlfriend or a wife….
That's because scientists' 'belief systems' often mirror those of religionists. Superstitious nonsense.
No. It's not. In fact, it's snot, Killcen!
Logan Martinez
yes please, end this gay planet
Aaron Torres
Dude, she could embarrass every last drop of cocksnot out of Deez nuts
Asher Richardson
Good luck with the custody fight over the cats! I know you ain't got much else to fight over! Still, although you are obviously right about this: you are still an idiot for running straight from one pussy into another, and you furthermore know that. You can't without actually doing that, funny boy! You sound as clueless as some of these Elliot Rodger types on here, and I say that in the nicest way possible!
tbh she looks like you met her at NA. I think Killcen could 'convert' her within hours, not days.. But he would also keep her chained to a post in front of his house as bait, or maybe as an offering to the impending hordes, in hopes it might keep them from invading his gravel reinforced extra-long-screw-oriented fortress..
She's kinda young for me (likey Johnny too but we all know he's an old perv). I'd try to find someone maybe half my age, not someone that could be my daughter for Christs sake.
Owen Russell
I also have an Nothing wrong with it. Keep quite a few bitches chained up in there. I don't often keep them chained up outside alone for very long – obvious reasons.. They do it with full consent and signed contracts – old school..
