USA:2 headed snake dies,greedy head starves beta head

A wildlife expert says a rare, two-headed snake found several months ago in Virginia near the nation’s capital has died

The Washington Post reports state herpetologist JD Kleopfer said in a Facebook post this week that the snake had died. He says it passed away painfully last week for for the two heads not cooperating, and was discovered dead one morning.

He stated that the snake was a good analogy of The USA today.

2 heads, a liberal one, and a conservative one, with one body, but both fighting with each other, and dying and starving as a result.

The Copperhead snake was found in a northern Virginia neighborhood in September.

The Wildlife Center of Virginia previously said in a statement that an examination of the reptile found it had two tracheas and two esophagi, but shared one heart and a set of lungs and one stomach. Biologists believe both heads were capable of biting and distributing venom and had starved each other fighting over food.

Kleopfer says two-headed snakes are rare because they don’t live long in the wild, just like nations divided against themselves.

nypost.com/2018/11/17/rare-two-headed-snake-discovered-in-virginia-has-died/

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Yeah, whatever.

NO NO!

Negative attitude must go!
2 heads, I do yours
and then mine you must blow!

holy shit

8ch's on the map now

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ftfy lil girl

I saw a porn video of a man with a 2-headed penis.

Not 2 peni, but with 2 heads and one shaft.

Mr. Trump is said to have a penis with a mushroom shaped head.

This not a flaw, except if one is a homosexual, because the mushroom head damages your partner's anus

And without the pleasurable feeling of having a longer penis massaging your prostate, it is all negative

you couldnt fuck with two penises one would go in the other would jam

misleading headline they shared a stomach

b
nO,The 2 heads constantly fought over the food, leading to starvation.


Just Like the USA Today

i HAVE 2 COCKS
They fight over vaginas and one tried to strangle the other.

USA pol parties will never get pussy trying to choke each other

Only woman who have had kids can accept my 2 headed cock.

Is your mother available?

[email protected]

I know another 2 headed snake type it's called white people aka pig skins.

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why can't two headed snakes just make out with each other and be happy?

The answer is so simple

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>(((nypost)))

i thought "2 headed snake" was going to be a metaphor for democrats and republicans.
this is way better tbh

i think i posted this
if it wasn't me
Hi, i like yor style
If it was me, hi anyway

2 headed user?

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