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guess which tattoo you'll regret getting ?
ANY TATTOO AT ALL
they're the stupidest, most embarrassing, idiotic, retarded, childish, low self esteem decision you'll ever make.
I know there will be a lot of you who will disagree, but I'll prove you wrong (as always)
I challenge you to show me your tattoo and tell me the 'special meaning' behind it, and explain why it was a smart decision.
Pro Tip: you can't….
AGAIN: TATTOOS ARE FOR LOSERS
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Here are my tattoos and I really like them. They're special to me because that's a picture of my mother and the other thing I'm not sure what it is but it's special because if it wasn't special I would have never paid somebody to do that to my arm
This tattooo is extremely special to me because I got it the day I discovered I had a hernia, but I didn't understand the doctor, and I thought he said I had an 'onion'
This one is very special to me
It's similar to make-up…a low self esteem issue with the unhealthy craving for acceptance by sticking out. "Look at me….I don't know who I am". Even worse when they're at the point where peer pressure becomes the main motivation to participate in self destructing behavior.
EGG ZACK LEE™ !!!!
YOU AND I AGREE COMPLETELY
Tattoos are the clearest indication of somebody with such low self-esteem, that they feel they're simply not good enough the way they are, and they need to add some kind of ridiculous bogus decoration or symbolism to show the world what they're really all about… It's the most transparent compensation you can think of, followed closely by facial piercings… These are all people who feel that there's something about their face they don't want you to notice, so they tried to distract you by filling their stupid fucking ugly face with pieces of metal and ridiculous ornamentation…..
Then there's the stupidest shit idiot women who get their tongue pierced, claiming one of two things:
1: it's for sexual purposes
2: it just makes me feel cooler
Neither of those are true…
If you've ever gotten head or deep throat from a girl with a pierced tongue (and I've gotten plenty of it) you'll realize it's a nuisance, an annoyance that gets in the way….
It doesn't make it feel any better at all
If that were true I could jack off with a piece of jawbreaker candy in my hand and it would be amazing….
And it doesn't make them look cooler….
And it doesn't make them feel cooler….
Because that type of lack of self-confidence can't be cured with a piece of metal through your face or your tongue.
That special brand of self-perceived inadequacy can't be cured with stupid images of skulls and flowers tattoo down your arms…..
I'm an artist…. And as an artist I can honestly say even Leonardo DaVinci wasn't talented enough to have his crappy artwork on my body for the rest of my life….
I'm definitely not perfect, in fact I'm flawed in so many ways I can't even begin to count them
But it's my self-confidence that gets me laid… I actually like myself and I don't give a fuck if anybody else doesn't like me…..
The secret to life is self confidence, and it's really not like you have a choice… You're either going to spend your life like a bitch or spend it like a man
BITCH SISSY SEXLESS MOD ANCHORED MY THREAD
AND I DONT CARE
IM STILL HAVING FUN
…..BITCH……
Dear Mod, as you can see, I don't give a flying fuck if you 'anchor' my thread, because I'm here TO ENTERTAIN MYSELF….
that's like me throwing a private party, where I'm the only guest invited, just wanting to stay in my room by myself and be silly….
AND YOU LOCK THE DOOR TO MY ROOM!!!!
HAHAHAHA YOU STUPID FUCKING BITCH !!!
