North Yorkshire Police has issued an apology and a revised appeal for information, after describing a man who masturbated in front of a woman in the street as having “a small penis”.
On Monday, the police force used its Facebook page to post a public appeal to help identify a man who performed a sex act on himself in front of a 20-year-old woman in a York street on Sunday afternoon.
The revised appeal includes an amended description of the suspect, which reads: “He was bare-chested and had his trousers pulled down around his ankles and masturbated in front of her.
“The suspect is described as white with a very pale complexion, aged between 35 and 45 years, around 5ft 10in tall with a fat build.
“He has very little body hair and no obvious tattoos or scars.”
When reprimanded, the police officer is on record saying, "Well, he did!" before grumbling various words such as "fine" and "whatever", then crossing out the word "small" and writing "below average" above it in cramped print.
Henry Gutierrez
Since ALL BRITISH MEN ARE GAY, it's really not surprising that they'd be focusing on the guys penis
PROOF THAT YOU'RE NOT ONLY OBLIVIOUS & A TERRIBLE JUDGE OF PEOPLE, BUT YOURE ALSO A LATENT HOMOSEXUAL :
I'm 'Jewish (and Jews have much larger genitalia than you little white boys. That's a genetic FACT) unlike you, I'm married, I've fucked literally several hundred women
….and the gay part? you actually sit around thinking about, and bragging about other men's penises…
that's decidedly homosexual
and you're SO gay, that you fabricated 'other women's descriptions' of Trump's tiny penis, when in all actuality, Stormy Daniels is the ONLY woman who has publicly described his diminutive dick.
Jaxon Edwards
spotted the guy who NEVER gets any pussy
Hudson Harris
Nice job accidentally posting a THUMBNAIL
incompetent
Charles Morris
By The Way, Tiny
I can honestly tell you the names and ages (18 - 25) of the four chicks my wife and I have fucked together in the past 4 years….
See, my wife was a 'lipstick lesbian' for 11 years before I met her….. And I can unequivocally guarantee you that she got more pussy in those 11 years than you'll EVER get in your entire life.
So it was natural for my wife to help get other chicks into bed with us.
And I'm NOT fabricating anything
………….it's 100% true We even have one of the romps on pornhub.com
SO, little guy…. Mr. Penis Guesser…..
Tell us the names and ages of the past 4 women YOU'VE fucked…..
and be HONEST, little guy
Nolan Bailey
Gross, dude
Jordan Moore
lol @ you empathizing with the tiny dick loser
(He openly masturbated in public, so he made it public information)
weirdo
Justin Johnson
LOL @ you being surprised at the depths of depravity these people can and will stoop to. xD
Carter Foster
No, they average about 5.4 inches. That's very close to the Caucasian gentile average.
Anthony Perry
this is the part where, after proving how effeminate & latently homosexual you are, you pat yourself on the back, oddly convincing yourself that you 'won' a nonexistent argument….
Then go back to your empty, lonely life, jump back on the loser video game, and interact with other sexually & socially failed faggots
Lincoln Peterson
hahahaha!!!! Sure, goyim… sure
lol keep telling yourself that
whatever it takes to deal with it
Alexander Morales
by the way, since you seem so opinionated and authoritarian on the topic of women:
Just got out of a relationship with a gorgeous piece of ass. She never, ever ate pussy because she isn't mentally ill.
Ryan Nelson
sure you did, dude………
sure you did……….
(it's video game time again, huh?)
Benjamin Parker
I'm not some kid; I have a bunch of ex girlfriends who rotate into play. The couple girls I was with who do eat pussy, grew up in a fucked up home. It's mental illness.
Kevin Perez
TRUST ME, 'COMPUTER GENIUSES'
you shut-in, socially awkward, videogame playing, anime watching, cookie cutter geeks are NOT 'breaking new ground' or 'reinventing being a nerd'…..
Owen Moore
go back to your basement
Kayden Russell
lmmfao !!!
like I said, Zelda….. whatever helps you deal with it
Cameron Hernandez
wanna hear the funniest part ?
my wife and I live in an 1800's Antebellum Mansion that's been retrofitted into apartments, and the 'basement' here used to be the slave quarters………………..
100% true and cool
Jason Brown
I bet you look like your wife's father.
Hudson Powell
but of course the slave quarters are long gone
Asher Williams
I'm much older than her, so I wouldn't be surprised if someone thought that
