Last year he gave us “covfefe”. This year – and just in time for Christmas –Donald Trump has bestowed upon the English language the phrase: “Smocking Gun”.
“Democrats can’t find a Smocking Gun tying the Trump campaign to Russia after James Comey’s testimony. No Smocking Gun… No Collusion,” Trump wrote on Twitter on Monday.
Democrats can’t find a Smocking Gun tying the Trump campaign to Russia after James Comey’s testimony. No Smocking Gun…No Collusion.” @FoxNews That’s because there was NO COLLUSION. So now the Dems go to a simple private transaction, wrongly call it a campaign contribution,… 88.6K 6:46 AM - Dec 10, 2018
In the hours after the president’s tweet, “Smocking Gun” began trending on Twitter. Searches for the term “smocking gun” surged, according to Google Trends, as did searches for “smocking” – a type of embroidery made of many small folds.
t was not the mere typo that tickled readers, but also the capitalisation of “Smocking” and “Gun”, and the repetition of the expression. Trump's tweets show how rattled he is by Mueller's findings
Many people tweeted suggestions for what a “Smocking Gun” might be.
Mimi Rocah Verified account @Mimirocah1 16h16 hours ago
All those years as a prosecutor and I was looking for the smoking gun not the smocking gun! 🤦♀️ (And BTW they’ve got several actually). @realDonaldTrump
Sadly, this wasn't even Trump's first time misspelling the word smoking. According to the Trump Twitter Archive he tweeted "smocking gun" again when quoting the Washington Post,
Fake News - the enemy of the people - is saying I spelled "Smocking Gun" wrong! I DIDN'T spell it wrong! Theres no other way to spell Gun! I don't need to look it up! I went to the best schools! My uncle graduated from MIT!! #MondayMorning #MondayThoughts #SmockingGun 15.1K 9:03 AM - Dec 10, 2018
You know I always wondered for real. Does this billionaire old douche actually type his own tweets? Even during the covefefe thing, I found it very very unlikely, picturing this stubborn old billionaire hammering away at a touchscreen phone
Im not a fan of Trump's, but it always seems like the joke is on you guys. Any pics of Trump typing a tweet?
Christian Peterson
my mom makes me do stuff in loo of rent…bad stuff…and she's fat…and my dad ran away…and i,i,i……
Ethan Morales
I would feel sorry for you, but that would require me to stop laughing.
Thomas Jones
he did it twace if i spelt the same word wrong twace, boy i might even do stuff like not use capitals for personal pronouns
All about podesta(and jarrett). You idiots really think he didn't do that (or covfefe) on purpose??? The man is writing in code. and every spelling error and mis capitalized word has a subliminal meaning
David Gray
And yeah, yeah, yeah q is a larp lol
Jaxson Gray
I love how this nigger is getting straight fucking roasted in the replies.
Says the woman who is literally only famous for giving free blowjobs to the president.
Nathaniel Fisher
Trump doesn't misspell words. It is spelled accurately and there is a deeper meaning behind it of which you will have to stay tuned in to understand. Unlike your illiterate post Trump is not illiterate.
Gavin Carter
HOW TO TELL YOU'RE AN IDIOT:
your post
Lucas Garcia
In the end I win.
James Hill
I was posting the tweet in here hours before you created this thread
Gavin Ramirez
Shill. Lured/triggered shill at that.
Juan Powell
I'm not sure what your smocking
Alexander Fisher
Illiterates attempting to interpret perfect writing is so hilarious.
1: he is NOT a billionaire. He's only got around $330 mil.
2: sitting on his fat sedentary ass hammering out tweets is basically ALL he has done.
lol hahahaha yeah, right !… you're a fucking gullible idiot.
Camden Phillips
let me guess: I bet you also believe Jesus existed?
and you think Jesus is coming back?
Liam Collins
It was like during the campaign when he said he was going to make an announcement about Obamas birth certificate and the press thought they had a goldmine but instead he just made them listen to hours of medal of honor veterans endorsing Trump.
In December 2016, Trump tweeted: “China steals United States Navy research drone in international waters – rips it out of water and takes it to China in unpresidented act.”
Robert Cooper
Trump tweeted the day after his inauguration: “I am honered to serve you, the great American People, as your 45th President of the United States.”
He’d previously misspelled the word honor after a February 2016 debate, when he tweeted: “Wow, every poll said I won the debate last night. Great honer!”
Melania Trump is ugly as shit, stupid as fuck, and nauseatingly nasty.
Anthony Johnson
you dense cunt, she's referring to the cigar upher snatch, smoking. smocking
Aiden Evans
COMMUNICATION SKILLS:
The clearest indicator of one's IQ
Brody Miller
Mr Precedent, very precedential
Caleb Carter
Let's just be completely honest… Trump supporters are going to support him blindly, no matter what… They are going to grasp for straws and fabricate excuses, no matter what…
Trump supporters are completely aware that they look like fools, knowing full and well that they thought he was smart but they were mistaken…
Trump supporters are fully aware that he is an illiterate idiot, a terrible businessman, completely incompetent, and incapable of accomplishing even the most simple of his campaign promises…
Trump supporters realize he's never going to build a wall, there's no reason for a wall, and everything he says is meaningless and retarded….
But they're never going to admit it…
Because just like him, they don't have the courage to admit they were mistaken…
Ryan Evans
MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN:
I challenge you to tell me when America used to be 'great'
Joseph Russell
Trump's Reading Skills Compared to Dyslexic Richard Branson by Anthony Scaramucci
President Donald Trump acquires information differently than other people, with an ability to read people better than reading reports, newspapers or other periodicals, much like billionaire and dyslexic Richard Branson, according to former White House communications director Anthony Scaramucci.
Related: Donald Trump and Jared Kushner don't read well
Scaramucci, who spent 11 days in the Trump administration, was in the midst of an all-morning media blitz following accusations made against Trump in a forthcoming book by author Michael Wolff, Fire and Fury: Inside The Trump White House.
“The president is a best-selling author, he does read, there are some people who actually assimilate information differently from other people,” Scaramucci told MSNBC on Thursday morning. “Sir Richard Branson is an example. He's not a great reader, but he's a great reader of people. The president is obviously a great reader of people.”
Host Stephanie Ruhle pointed out that Branson is dyslexic, a learning disorder that affects how a person reads and spells. Scaramucci appeared taken aback or flabbergasted and tried to re-explain his point.
“OK, OK, but I'm just trying to explain to you that people have different skill sets, and so you're not going to tell me if Barack Obama read more than President Trump that he's necessarily smarter than him,” Scaramucci said.
(all illiterate uneducated idiots acquire information by other means than reading BECAUSE THEY HAVE NO CHOICE)
Actually he didn't write a god damn word in any of 'his' books. The publishing companies hired ghostwriters to pen all of them.
Jaxson Turner
TONY SCHWARTZ : who actually wrote 'The Art Of The Deal'
Schwartz says Trump is incapable of reading OR writing a book
Carson King
Scaramucci is a complete fucking douchebag, a compulsive liar, and would grasp for straws to fabricate a lie to protect Trump by any means possible.
Christian Martinez
LOL @ Scaramucci grasping for straws, trying to compare dyslexia with stupidity
Luke Brown
THE CORRECT ANSWER WAS:
Trump supporters are simply racist, unaccomplished, inexperienced, white trash WWE fans, who are asshurt that Obama is 50 times more intelligent and classy than they are
hence, their incessant need to fabricate excuses and justifications for how STUPID, UNSOPHISTICATED & UNEDUCATED TRUMP IS
c a s e c l o s e d
Adam Martinez
SO FUCKING BUTTHURT THAT OBAMA IS MORE INTELLIGENT & SOPHISTICATED THAN YOU
Asher Jackson
SO FUCKING BUTTHURT THAT OBAMA IS MORE INTELLIGENT & SOPHISTICATED THAN YOU
(and he is NOT a billionaire at all)
Grayson Watson
SO FUCKING BUTTHURT THAT OBAMA IS MORE INTELLIGENT & SOPHISTICATED THAN YOU
(he's actually a TERRIBLE businessman, who lies about being a billionaire, and only has around $330 million)
Henry Cox
SO FUCKING BUTTHURT THAT OBAMA IS MORE INTELLIGENT & SOPHISTICATED THAN YOU
Easton Carter
SO FUCKING BUTTHURT THAT OBAMA IS MORE INTELLIGENT & SOPHISTICATED THAN YOU
you're so wrapped up in your own self-imposed failures, that it infuriated you to see a black man who was so much more intelligent & dignified than you'll ever be.
Joshua Flores
I wonder if Sheldon is pleased with his investment…
SO FUCKING BUTTHURT THAT OBAMA IS MORE INTELLIGENT & SOPHISTICATED THAN YOU
and you saw Trump as your trendy bandwagon of angry rage, an opportunity to lash out at blacks, Mexicans, Muslims, etc
While it's YOU who is the lower rung of society
Ayden Kelly
I wonder why your diminutive-penis white trash race has had since the beginning of time to 'control the world', but you're still complaining about being the inferior slave of Jews, who you claim are 'less than you')
odd….. when an inferior slave complains about being an inferior slave, that means they are ADMITTING TO BEING INFERIOR
Michael Barnes
SO FUCKING BUTTHURT THAT OBAMA IS MORE INTELLIGENT & SOPHISTICATED THAN YOU, AND THAT YOU ARE INCAPABLE OF SUPERIORITY OVER THE JEWS
Alexander Bennett
Q: has it ever occurred to you that when you complain about Jews controlling the world and being superior to you, you are actually admitting your own failure and inferiority?
Austin Collins
HINT: if you want to try to convince people that you are superior to Jews oh, maybe you should stop continually admitting that you have been defeated by them
Camden Bennett
Q: who complains about being defeated?
A: the ones who lost
Ayden Jenkins
You remind me of the butthurt little fat boy who lost the game and threatens to 'take his ball and go home with it'
Except you don't even have a ball to take home with you
Mason Reed
Please continue complaining about the overwhelming sense of inferiority caused by the realization that Jews won.
Colton Jackson
I'm not a democrat or republican or anything in between
Those are fake concepts created by the system, designed to make you feel as if you are actually 'playing a part in something'….
(trust me… You're not a part of anything)
I'm not in a Hillary supporter and I'm not an Obama supporter… I would never vote for either of them, nor would I have ever voted for Donald Trump, or any other politicians I've seen in the past 30 years
If you told me you were not butthurt because Obama is more intelligent and sophisticated than you, that would make you a liar…
If you told me you were smarter than Barack Obama you would be a fucking liar…
If you told me you were more sophisticated and dignified than Barack Obama, you would be a liar and a coward…
And if you told me your support for Donald Trump wasn't based on your racism and anger that Obama was more intelligent and sophisticated than you oh, you would be a fucking worthless piece of shit coward a liar and a sissy
Adam Edwards
SO BUTTHURT BECAUSE OBAMA IS MORE INTELLIGENT & SOPHISTICATED THAN YOU'''
end of story
Thomas Allen
it really must suck to hide your painful realization that you got outclassed by a black man, and you are a slave to the jews
Blake Long
We run the show now. Patriot are in control! USA, USA, USA, USA, USA, USA, USA, USA, USA, USA, USA, USA,,,,,,,,,,,,,,