A Holiday Grinch was caught on security camera stealing an oversized package off of a family's front porch yesterday. This is just the latest in a wave of package theft, but this was no ordinary package.
The package contained Sgt. William Sutton, who had been shipped from Afghanistan to surprise his family for Christmas.
Sgt. Sutton has not seen his family in four years, and police say this is a tragedy of epic proportions. "This what's going to be a big surprise reunion, and Sgt. Sutton's kids didn't realize their father was going to pop out of the Christmas box" said Detective Randall, who is working the case.
The Christmas Party Poopers crime was caught on the family wireless security system surveillance camera. Best of Education off people's front porches has been on the rise as Christmas nears
Sgt. Sutton remianed inside the box, unaware that the package had been stolen. When it started to move, he assumed that it was his wife moving the package in by the Christmas tree.
Little did he realize that Juan Garcia head stolen the box with him inside, and taking it to his shabby tenement housing in the Barrio.
Unaware that there was a soldier Inside the Box, Juan Garcia got it into his shabby house oh, the only Christmas present he was able to obtain this year for his daughter
Meanwhile, back at the soldier's house, Mrs. Sutton was distressed to discover that the package wasn't on the porch. She assumed that Amazon must have messed up the delivery.
Maybe you should consider occasionally getting off your fat lazy ass and doing something to help somebody else without asking anything in return
Then you would have less time to incorrectly make stupid assumptions online
Hunter Martinez
SO stupid that you actually thought I created this thread to piss people off….
What a fucking moron
James Miller
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Julian Campbell
Merry x mas Johnny
Thomas White
Same to you, sir….
I just now got finished volunteering at the cat shelter, and i feel great !!
Tomorrow, instead of sitting around, im coming back here and helping out again, and probably on Wednesday as well.
(there's always a shortage of hands to help take care of the cats at the shelter on the holidays… It's a hell of a job, cleaning and scrubbing everything, all the surfaces being sterilized, thoroughly cleaning 10 gigantic industrial size litter boxes, refilling them with litter, sweeping and mopping and disinfecting the floors, cleaning all of the food bowls, refilling the bowls with food and water, etc etc)
But there's a huge payoff: The entire time I get to play with 100 cats
Jace Ortiz
The best way to beat the Blues is to volunteer somewhere and help somebody without asking for anything in return….
Not that im depressed, because I'm actually quite content and happy with my life, even though I'm sure I have every reason to be bummed out or depressed…
My personal choice to volunteer is of course going to involve animals, because that's what makes me feel good… Helping animals always puts a smile on my face…
I guarantee you that right now as you read this, there are 100 people within a 2-mile radius of you that really could use some help right now
It might be help cleaning out their garage, or fixing something… But then again, it could be something as simple as paying attention to them or giving them a few kind words of reassurance…
It's not all fun and games. There's a lot of work involved… Lugging buckets of cat litter, actually boxes and boxes of buckets… I didn't take photographs of all of the stuff because I was so busy… This is just five buckets but I had to get 23 buckets, and fill the jumbo litterboxes
