I am Muhammad (PBUM), ask me anything Zig Forums

Hello people of the book, I am Muhammad, founder of Islam (peace and blessings be upon me), just here to give you a free copy of my new book I call the Kor-aan. It's got really good reviews in the Arab world, of course those nasty European imperialist scums panned it calling it "heretical" and "an obviously plagiarization of Judeo-Christian writings" but winnie the pooh em', I mean, am I right? Lolz Anyway, ask me anything O you people of the book. ;)

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tell us about your holy city of petra

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Da fuq niqqa? Lolzies

isn't petra your original holy city before your followers changed it to mecca?

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Lmao nahhh my niqqa, we made Jerusalem our original holy city but then the Jews started Jewing us so we just made it my home town, know what I' sayin'? We still got a crib all up in there if ya know what I be sayin' ;)

sorry to break it to you, but even the jerusalem mosque points toward petra

Ay' yo look dawg, we ain't all bout' dem consperesys n'shit, if ya know what I be sayin ;) ;) ;)

If I take that off, would you die?

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It would be extremely painful.

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so which one of the many quranic variants is the authentic one, and what do the missing verses say?

also are the sanaa manuscripts legit?

Ye, they are legit. But later scholars winnie the poohed up the diacritics and the sanaa manuscripts pronunciation is closer to Syriac than standard Quranic Arabic. A Christian Syriac lectionary was my primary sou- err I mean, that shit came from Allah yo!

what about the missing verses? always wondered what's in them

Allah told me I have the right to remain silent on that bro.

so what age was aisha when you consummate the marriage? some people say she was actually older than the hadiths say and that she forged those hadiths so people would stop saying she wasnt a virgin when you married her. did you actually bone a 9 year old?

Lmao winnie the pooh yeah I hit that shit! She was tight as fuuuuuuck, like Allah dayum that pussy was ti-hight, ya know what im sayin'? ;) ;) ;) ;) :p ;)

are you a nîgger?

I'm a sandnîgger.

kailsilvadragon here :) xoxox

Your religion was created by the Roman Church.. to destroy the Gnostic christian and Jews. The god of the bible and quran. are one the same… Samael the basterd of Sophia.

Plus that asshole had a 9 year old as wife, get the winnie the pooh out here with pedophilia shit…

May the peace and light of Lucifer be upon you, xoxo

Kailsilvadragon

niqqa niqqa

You're a big guy

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For you…

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Well, you've successfully commited Holy Jihad. What's the next step in your master plan?

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Crashing this plane.

With no survivors.

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